Sep 2 2009Chubby Boy To Surrogate Mother, "Bacon Is Good For Me"

hahaha I love this vid

Fake! This is a total photoshop job. You can tell 'cause the shadows are all wrong

BACON BACON BACON I LOVE BACON!!!!!!

Real cutee pai!

I don't mind investing on a bacon stand. That shit is genius!

Moo

I love bacon... i hate my firewall....

That was hilarious! "She ain't gunna follow me in those lil high heels"

I love bacon as much as the next Gentile, but am I the only one who thinks that kids needs five across the eyes? Seriously. He runs his mouth like he knows what he's talking about, and then packs a bag full of shirts and toys when he wants to "leave". That chubby white kid needs a serious beat down.

This is FRIGGIN AWWWEESSOOOMMEE!!!!

Any normal father would've spank that kid right there and send him to the yard to do some push ups, well maybe to his room LOL

Is this a real show? I am not sure I understand the premise. Jerry Springer, home edition?

You know who else loves bacon? Beans from Even Stevens.

I like that kid. He was serious, presented his case, didn't whine. And when he lost the debate, decided to take a holiday until Saturday. he wasn't running away just going on vacation until she left.

OOOOOOOOOLD

The kid's look at 0:33 is priceless.

lol@the south

That kid's a F*cking BRAT but she's pretty hot. I'd hit that in a heart beat.

If that kid loves bacon so much, why doesn't he just cut some bacon from all of his back fat?

The kid is a brat, but bacon isn't "junk food" unless he's eating nothing but bacon. :/

If the kid wants to explode his tiny heart while reaching for the TV remote at age 17, let him get his wish! BACON! FTW!

Just kill the kid...

Bacon Stands do exist. Just had a big fat piece of bacon at the state fair. Bomb shit.

mmMmMMmmmMmM........ bacon.

"She can't run in those little high heels"

You can't run in that huge fat suit.

<3 the south. He's got retarded wife beater written all over him.

@26: lol, so true

wonder where he is going....maybe theres a local pastry shop :D

Mmmm pastries....

This kid reminds me of Kevin Heffernan, officer Farva from "Super Troopers" the early years.

To all the people making fun of the south, I just wanted to say:

I live there. And it's not this bad.

It's worse.

I gotta side with the kid. Seriously, bacon is amazing. It's good to put on everything, even more bacon. I'm going to go back me a double BLT without the lettuce or tomato right now. I'll play the bread by ear.

That is the cutest thing >)

Packing his tiny little bags.

i bet he voted for palin, he must have 18 years of bacon love so im asuming he can vote

Let him be. He just wants to emulate his idol, K-Fed.

@30

You must be a carpetbagger. The South is mighty fine, yessir, and southern belles are the best girls in the world. Between the gals, guns and good food, what's not to like?

@35

The people.

@36

Dammit. You must've driven through. Tell me: Did you see any melonheads?

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@12
It's wife swap, its a british show where 2 families swap mothers for 10 days, first 5 days the mother has to live by the families rules and do whatever the real mother would do and second five days they get to make up their own rules for the family. This is rule swap day.

Lmao that was hilarious!
But where's he gonna go?

He left to go to his grandmother's house where she fed him chicken nuggets and sent him back home.

@12 &39
It's also an American show. A lot of other countries have their own version.

It's not often you see a black woman outsmart a white kid

@ 29
"License and registration please.... chicken focker!!!!"
They are coming out with a Super Troopers 2 which is going to be a pre-quel to the first movie.

I dislike children for the reason this child is in existence. why did we stop smacking children?

MAN!!!! to think that my child will grow up dealing with dumb@sses like that little fat kid! wow, what has happened to evolution? are we devolving? oh well........ this kid would not make it one day in my family. Still love bacon though!!!! and porking fat chicks but come on!!!!!

WASTING BACON!!? that woman should be burned!

this summarizes the thought process of the GOP.

LOL, King Curtis from Wife Swap - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERENCqOHJCA

What a Glorious little bastard, Needs more exercise but bacon it up lil guy.

people think the kid is a brat but he seems rather mature to a degree he didn't shout or throw a tantrum, he was just like you keep screwing me over, im out of this shit.

I'm actually impressed. The kid was very articulate and didn't shout. He should have proposed a deal though and said you can take everything, but leave me my bacon. She might have said that's fine but you have to exercise for 30 minutes each day if you want your bacon.

If he was a true bacon lover he would have accepted and it would be win win.

The kid was a little sexist, wasn't he? Or was that just me?

Is it weird I feel tempted to yell "NOW SQUEAL!" when I watch this video?

Seriously...bacon is yummy. But good Lord, my jaw dropped when her bubbies popped on screen! Not quite sure what I'm drooling for...

Auuugh...it's people like this that make Southerners look like drooling morons. And, as a Southerner, I can say proudly that I don't drool. Except sometimes in my sleep. And that other time with Geekologie Writer...You know what I'm talking about, GW!

I bet he got the corner and got homesick...just like I did. WAAAAAAHHH!

I bet he got to the corner and got homesick...just like I did. WAAAAAAHHH!

Damn health nuts, how bout you just eat your plants like a stupid prey animal and leave us to our omnivorous/carnivorous lives of pure awesomeness. If we are what we eat I'd rather be a field of cows, hundreds of chickens, as many pigs as possible, a crap ton of fish, ect, ect, ect, than be a bunch of plants that get eaten by said stupid prey animals... and the fish.

This kid knows his protesting and obviously does it for the right reason, the bacon is always right. GO LITTLE MAN GO! I just love that the dad opened the door for him lol. Great parenting dad (although I bet he wishes he could have left as well).

BTW, where the hell is daisy lol, 54 posts and not a single word from daisy.

My god. 58 posts in and nobody has commented on the GLORIOUS breasts on that nice, healthy black lady.

At the 10 to 11 second mark there is a nice profile shot

That kid was amazing. He is my idol.
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BACON!

dat bitch tawl.

kid's got an amazing attitude, I cracked up when he mentioned about her high-heals

Coolest kid ever.

Did that kid say "Coons" at 1:01?

Get that kid eating bacon and film it. I'm sure the om noms would be FTW!

Seriously I's have snapped a ruler across the back of this head, told him that ordinary kids have an extension to their head (and people call them necks) then broke my foot off up his ass. People like these people make terroristers think they're doing civilised nations a favour.

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firstly!

Is this kid a brat....yes.
Are the new "mom's" kids probably even worse terrors......yes.
Are some kids fat.......yes.
Should they be.......no.
Should all people respect and worship at the alter of bacon.........if you answered anything but "yes" you will be killed.

still no daisy, and I have to say, I'm concerned, especially because this is exactly like that scene in Never Back Down... (you know the one)....

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he won't get far, judging from his fat ass he'll walk to the end of the driveway and get tired, kinda reminds me of cartman, he even had a red shirt on, no he just needs the gloves and hat

He's like a white Webster!

lol! this kid makes my day, he ain't gonna take her health food crap. and at least he packed clothes as well as toys. when i used to try to run away from home i just packed toys. and how is bacon junk? unless you eat it all day every day... it's so damn delicious!