Sep 11 2009But I Don't Wanna Hit Him!: WALL-E Piñata
This is a custom made WALL-E piñata from Etsy seller victorof1980s. This crazy mother is trying to sell the thing for $200. $200 for something your kid is gonna beat to shit with a stick and not even remember by next year! No thanks. When my children have birthdays they get the same kind of piñata I had growing up: a grocery bag with a face drawn on the side. I remember one time I hit it so hard I dented a can of succotash! Also, all the bananas got real mushy.
wall-e pinata filled with candy, not garbage [technabob]
Thanks to naas, who hate WALL-E but loves beating things with a dowel.
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Reader Comments
1. steven - September 11, 2009 3:05 PM
yay wall-e first!!!!
2. Pixie - September 11, 2009 3:08 PM
FIRRRSTT :3
Wall-e <3
3. naas - September 11, 2009 3:08 PM
@1 & @Wall-e http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/shoop1.gif
4. naas - September 11, 2009 3:09 PM
@2 http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/theoffice.gif
5. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 11, 2009 3:21 PM
Aww, poor WALL-E...
6. STOMPY - September 11, 2009 3:27 PM
FAH-Q, your back! No seriously your back, there is a big bug on it or something....
Looks like WALL-E is about to get a beat down...
http://shaunbeatdown.ytmnd.com/
7. spleu3ge - September 11, 2009 3:27 PM
naas submitted this? dang boyeeee way to get on the charts!
8. Joey - September 11, 2009 3:33 PM
He looks so sad. I'd give em a hug and whisper " when you see a small child with a bat, close your eyes for just a moment and when you open them you will be in robot heaven." but knowing full well that microsoft has only created a robot hell.
*sigh*
9. photoshop-police - September 11, 2009 3:43 PM
filled with 'candy' ?
or is he holding a 'plant' inside, like he did in the movie?
10. John - September 11, 2009 3:48 PM
NO, DON'T KILL WALL-E. He is one of the few good robots. That was the whole movie, him versus the evil robot that commandeered the ship at the behest of space wal-mart(which has been proven is in fact a robotic entity).
11. Pat - September 11, 2009 3:48 PM
@9 Only if this is a vegan birthday party.
12. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 11, 2009 4:02 PM
@ 10 No such thing as a good robot, they only want to trick us into destroying the "mean robots" and then they will kill us all, and all that will be left is "kind faced, lame as$ed" robots rulling the world...
The idea of a Piñata is wierd, you buy one with your kids favorite action hero, or cartoon or whatever, and then they beat the sh¡t out of it.... my wife once bought a Barney piñata for my 2 year old son, he cried all through the beatting of that purple child molesting dino.... i couldn't stop laughing, nice times...
13. LSDiesel - September 11, 2009 4:22 PM
I'd totally hit that.
^ hahaha, did you see what I did there? I made it sound like I was going to have sex with a WALL-E piñata.
14. ciao - September 11, 2009 4:45 PM
$200....that's a bit lame...unless it was filled with gold leaf truffles and mp3 players...maybe...
15. Mr. cow - September 11, 2009 4:53 PM
Moo
16. ciao - September 11, 2009 5:23 PM
Salutations, Mr. Cow
17. Starky - September 11, 2009 5:38 PM
You don't want to hit him?
ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT HE'S A GOD-DAMN ROBOT?
18. Tom M - September 11, 2009 6:08 PM
You silly moron, Geekologie writer. Don't you understand? OUR PIMP, PROPAGANDA PEDDLING POSITRONIC OVERLOADS ARE PUSHING WALL-E TO TAKE DOWN OUR DEFENSES! We need to kill these Wall-E pinatas before school children start to empathize with them too much.
19. Jaded Icon - September 11, 2009 7:04 PM
Actually this is made of paper mache so it is only a pinata of a robot not an actual robot. I say we string up REAL robots and beat the gears out of them.
20. Starky - September 11, 2009 7:42 PM
A model of a robot is just as bad as a real robot.
They must all be eliminated.
21. francisco - September 11, 2009 7:52 PM
is this the first robot the GW doesn't want to hit with a stick?
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25. Emily - September 11, 2009 10:46 PM
I don't know if the price changed or something, but at the original link, the price is listed at $20.00.
26. Chris Edwards - September 11, 2009 11:10 PM
I remember a pinata I had when I turned I think 3. My mom's friend made it. We had my party at the truck stop/restaurant where my mom worked (classy, I know) and, if I remember correctly, she made the pinata so strong that no one could break it. They called a half drunk trucker from the bar to bust it. True story.
27. Daisy - September 12, 2009 1:46 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max needs to fight a dragon, and figures out he should nake his sheild out of dragon scales. He and Baja sneak over to the Dragon's nest, and strael the scales, and then have a bitch of a time drilling holes in them to construct the sheild.
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29. gizmoduck - September 14, 2009 3:54 AM
NNNOOOO!
don't kills him hes my son