Sep 14 2009Burn It!: Ghost Table Held Up By Black Magic

I'm not even going to begin to try and understand how this table stays erect, but I think it has something to do with the dark arts (or boner pills). Whatever the case, the acrylic table was designed by John Brauer and reminds me a little of the painted table we featured awhile back. Not a ton, but a little. Also, I went to get some frozen tart yogurt yesterday and the place was all modern and had clear tables. Yeah, I tried to set my sundae down and missed. 30-second rule! (I lapped that shit off the floor like a dog)
Clear Acrylic Grand Illusion Is a Designer Table Without the Table [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. naas - September 14, 2009 12:57 PM
amaaaaazing
2. Johnny B - September 14, 2009 12:57 PM
GW said 'erect'
hehe
3. Fade - September 14, 2009 1:12 PM
Wonder what that would look like without the black background?
http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com
4. Heather - September 14, 2009 1:14 PM
This table is evil and must be stopped before its power forces us all to do its bidding. And I, for one, REFUSE TO OBEY THE TABLE!
5. LSDiesel - September 14, 2009 1:15 PM
Finally, I can refresh my geekologie tab and not be greeted by sasquatch.
6. Milkman - September 14, 2009 1:19 PM
It must be magic
BLACK MAGIC
7. Iris - September 14, 2009 1:35 PM
I'd like to think its boner pills
8. Mr. cow - September 14, 2009 1:46 PM
Moo
9. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 14, 2009 1:47 PM
I like the idea, but not the outcome. It will look like cheap plastic.
10. ViolentlyHappy - September 14, 2009 1:53 PM
I'd totally have that in my house. I like it!
11. Ollie Williams - September 14, 2009 1:56 PM
The paint table is better.
12. Jaycob - September 14, 2009 2:00 PM
lol looks like a sheet plexiglas heated and draped over a large cylinder with adjustments made to it while still malleable to ensure it is stable and level
13. Jaycob - September 14, 2009 2:02 PM
FOOLS, we will kill you all!
14. Lizzie - September 14, 2009 2:24 PM
that's a pretty sweet table :D:D
15. Your God - September 14, 2009 2:27 PM
now where is Daisy that fake bitch whore. TELL ME IF THAT'S FAKE!!!!
16. Your Mom - September 14, 2009 3:29 PM
@15
Why the hate towards Daisy?
She is just someone who can't come up with anything new thats funny, so she justs posts the SAME joke ALL THE TIME...... even on the 9/11 post, which I personally found to be pretty redarded due to the sensitive nature of the topic posted.
17. naas - September 14, 2009 3:50 PM
@15 you're pretty retarded aren't you? What Daisy posts is not a joke & it's not the same
18. Danny - September 14, 2009 4:11 PM
She's a witch i tellz u! BURN HER BURN HER
19. Your Mom - September 14, 2009 4:21 PM
@17
Its always the same 'format', just refferncing different movies.
It may of been funny the first few times, but its pretty old now.
"Its like that sceen in _____ where ____ (and she references a different movie) blah blah blah same old sh** (S.O.S.)"
20. Your Mom - September 14, 2009 4:21 PM
It wouldn't be so annoying if it was at least funny.... for a change.
21. Dishy Dishyington - September 14, 2009 4:37 PM
Daisy is so amazing she's even got haters, small bitter humorless little failures jealous of her talent. Never stop Daisy!
22. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 14, 2009 4:44 PM
@ 21 i must agree... WTG Daisy!!!!
i want two of those for my garden, and by garden i mean the 2x2 cube with the washing machine and dryer
23. jodie - September 14, 2009 4:49 PM
Will someone Wordle the Haikus already?
I was just thinking that it would be more true to
geekologie than the last one...
24. adams - September 14, 2009 5:47 PM
i wonder it's not a ghost image.
25. J-SIZZLE - September 14, 2009 6:12 PM
@20
You are a noob
26. cuby - September 14, 2009 11:01 PM
Where is the inspiration come from?
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely!!!!
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can
spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated
for those sugar daddies www.Sugarloves.Com who
are rich and successful to support and pamper women who
will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are
attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to
mentor and take care of you.
27. Czarhippo - September 15, 2009 12:06 AM
it'd be hard to get away with anything under this table....just sayin...
28. Jiakasuma - September 15, 2009 12:53 AM
I float when no ones looking! >.> <.<
29. Mr. pig - September 15, 2009 1:40 AM
Oink
30. Jaded Icon - September 15, 2009 6:48 AM
I guess it would go well in the den.....along with the blood on the walls.
31. Tin - September 15, 2009 7:41 AM
Guys it's like that shadow chair trick, only the table is being stand up by the plastic that's all wiggling around to look like it's not hard, but it is hard plastic. You can see it's being held by 3 (Technically - 4) sides in this picture. You can see the plastic curve flat on the floor to keep it stable and distribute the weight.
32. Jaded Icon - September 15, 2009 8:40 AM
@ 31
You don't say?......hmmm....you must be one of them there college boys.
33. Geekogee - September 16, 2009 6:21 AM
Must See!!!
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34. Bessy - September 17, 2009 11:33 AM
It's being held up by the "tablecloth", which are actually table legs in disguise. A very smart idea.
35. Nike Football Shoes - September 20, 2009 10:06 AM
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