Sep 16 2009Booze The Way God Intended: Boob Ice Luge
If God didn't want us drinking from boobs our whole lives, then why did he make them so appealing in adulthood? Also, why don't dinosaurs have nipples? These and many other life changing questions will be answered in my forthcoming tell-all, "The GW: A Life of Blogging". But honestly, when I first saw these $25 Boob Ice Luge molds I didn't even know what I was looking at. And did that stop me from ordering 20? No, my bank account balance did. But I still got 12!
Are you tired of your boring old Ice Luge? Planning a racy bachelor party and need an exciting way to chug your alcohol? Then you need this fabulous Boob Ice Luge! Just fill the breast mold with water, and in two days, you will have two rock hard boobs waiting to be filled with an alcoholic beverage of your choice!
"Rock hard boobs". Wow, that was a turn off. Don't get me wrong, I'd still drink out of them all night, I just wouldn't hang around after the party and try to take them home with me. Yes, yes I would. I don't even care if the nipples melt off!
Hit the jump for the uncensored shot.
Thanks to John, who stacked two sets on top of each other. Which, funny story: was the way God wanted to make women until Adam ran out of spare ribs.
Reader Comments
1. Mr.Checkers - September 16, 2009 3:34 PM
:3
2. tucking fypo - September 16, 2009 3:36 PM
jgnsh
3. catch22 - September 16, 2009 3:41 PM
sure...why not
id prefer it off the real thing however
4. Monies - September 16, 2009 3:45 PM
@3
lolololol
5. gizmoduck - September 16, 2009 3:49 PM
i'd hit it
6. naas - September 16, 2009 3:52 PM
YES
7. Johnny B - September 16, 2009 3:53 PM
Just like when I was drunk and my mom would breast feed me while she was little.
8. Jiakasuma - September 16, 2009 3:54 PM
I still suck on boobs! ^_^
9. Calabasa209 - September 16, 2009 3:54 PM
2 days to freeze!? how long does it take to melt, with and/or without everyone drinking from and fondling it?? still interested tho....
10. ham bone - September 16, 2009 3:55 PM
You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
11. sick to the power of who cares - September 16, 2009 3:55 PM
MOMMA! nomnomnomm i'd be drinkin white russians just for old time nostalgia
12. Johnny B - September 16, 2009 3:55 PM
No, I'm not as think as you stoned i am.
What I meant to say was, "Its just like when I was little and my mom would breast feed mw when she was drunk."
13. Ghost of Kanye West - September 16, 2009 3:56 PM
I'ma give it to you, those breasts are sexy. But I was with this girl the other day and let me say, she was SLAMn.
14. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - September 16, 2009 4:03 PM
this is why i'm so glad i never went to AA
15. Dishy Dishyington - September 16, 2009 4:21 PM
A bag of sand?
16. Johnny B - September 16, 2009 4:24 PM
@14
Rehab is for quitters!!!!
17. Johnny B - September 16, 2009 4:25 PM
@15
Obviously not familiar with the 40 Year Old Virgin (I'm talking about the movie, not yourself)
18. Mr. cow - September 16, 2009 4:53 PM
Moo
19. Daisy - September 16, 2009 4:58 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tellits a fake because theshadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck DOwn where MAx went toabachelor party and one of the hookers died. He spent the rest of the night trying to get rid of her. Apparently Baja's dad wasn't there.
20. Wrathmanifested001M - September 16, 2009 6:11 PM
HAHAHA why not when I am drunk anyway least I won't have a face to talk to I'll just stair mindlessly at the boobs uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boobies haha.
21. Mr.Checkers - September 16, 2009 6:45 PM
@8
YOU TOO!
22. ruberducky - September 16, 2009 7:06 PM
...How is this a photoshop job? Sure they took the time to implement every tiny little detail into the ice. And why would anyone in the world photoshop this? Was that even a scene in Never Back down?
23. Ichi - September 16, 2009 7:53 PM
Now if only that was in the shape of an erect phallus.
24. carmen - September 16, 2009 9:14 PM
Lecherous man camp,beauty paradise!!!
Where is the inspiration come from?
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ~~~~Sugarloves.Com~~~~ you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
25. Yeags - September 17, 2009 4:06 AM
mmmm....frostbite of the lips...
26. Jaded Icon - September 17, 2009 7:35 AM
@ 22
Welcome to Geekologie!! Since this is your first time you HAVE to fight........with brutefags, firstards and trRDA.
These would be great for any party, but honestly my first thought was "I wonder if it can mold jello too?"
27. daisy says everything is photoshopped - September 17, 2009 10:43 AM
ruberducky is a nooooooob
28. Mirin - September 23, 2009 9:29 AM
I could easily ruin that party by shouting "you guys do know that men can also breastfeed, right?" or "so you're imagining that's you mom, huh" Zing!