Sep 11 2009Beef Jerky: Now With More Caffeine

Que amazing breakthru/que goodbye energy sodas.

When I hear "performance enhancing jerky" i think of something TOTALLY different..... sounds more like something that would cause God to kill a kitten.

To clarify any confusion from my last post....
"Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Finally something that not only taste delicious, but something to keep me going, all while humping my girl, She'll be happy, until she finds jerky crumbs in her hair

que lame mis pelotas el QUE, que dice que es joto el QUE,
btw that was @ Que

@ 2, my thought exactly, now i think back i have been responsable for so many kittens dying...

correction:
#1 my penis is the world's first performance enhancing meat snack.... POW!! protein shot to the back of the throat.... i only wish billy mays was still alive to pitch it

#2 the best jerky experience was the tug job i got from GW's grandmother (palsy)

@ 2/3 and invigorating beef jerky = tromboning

@3, I must be the reason cats are endangered then...

jeez, where does GW buy his weed?! oz's are only near 60 for down here in Mexicoland, USA

@9 - GW doesn't buy his weed from his pappy, so he doesn't get the family discount

@9...exactly where is MexicoLand, USA?? I'm Mexican and I never heard of it. But then again..I grew up in Wetback County, USA!

The front of the bag looks like a Rorschach test: is bull horns or boobs?

@4
That description reminds me of the scene in 'Knocked Up' when they're hooking up and he say, "Sorry I'm sweating on you"

(Probably so funny b/c I know I've been there)

I should have know the meat snack jokes would already have been proliferated.

@12
If its boobs, then she has a mean 'hair trail' growing from her cleavage to her F.U.P.A.

"MEATS" my seal of approval

http://www.meatspin.com

As soon as they make it with tofu or seitan I'll totally try one!

dude, seriously, if you're paying $700 for 2 oz, we really have to talk. you won't have to call me pappy either, but i would wish that you'd tell your mom hi for me, cuz in the words of the dogfather, i really miss that b1tch.

Jesus, people, lay off the caffeine. You're gonna get sexual side-effects. buncha junkies.

how much caffine could it really have? 40?... 80?

like enough to equal maybe 8oz of cola?

its like a can redbull has the same caffine content as 1 and a half mountain dews

its like yes it has caffine but probly only enough to equate to like half a cup of coffee

@20
Catch-22.... GREAT Book!!!!

"world's first" "a jerky experience you won't find anywhere else"
Man, I've seen caffeinated jerky before, from another company.
http://www.alienfreshjerky.com/
They don't sell it online, but my friends and I bought some caffeinated jerky in their store, several months ago.

@6 Best comment so far. Better than the OP, too.

Moo

guarana doesn't even taste good & that's why nobody buys guaranaburgers

$60/oz in Mexicoland? Is it Mexican brick weed?

$700 will get you at least a QP up here in Canada.

Wow GW - left it all up to us for the "perky jerky" jokes, eh?

@25 ugh brickweed, no thanks. I'll trek up there for some CBB & split a qupe with you if ya know what I mean

@27
Not if you have a D.U.I.

My wife and I were looking into moving to Canada (if McCain had won the election) and we discovered you can't even VISIT Canada if you have a D.U.I. on your record!!!!

http://www.smartertravel.com/travel-advice/old-dui-stay-away-from-canada.html?id=2327630

@27 No DUI on any records here, but good 411 for future treks across the northern boarder - especially when big bud is in the picture. You were going to move to canada if Obama didn't get elected? You must not be american.

Did your wife call you a puss when you said that, or what is mutual? My wide would def laugh at a remark like that, just sayin

'what is' meant to say 'or was it' mutual.... weeed

@27: Yeah man. Come on up and we'll get some of the good stuff. Although I wouldn't want to be crossing the border to try and take it home...

@29
It was mutual.
This country was already going to hell in a handbasket, and there are too many stupid people.
Really, I just want to live in 'West Bumblef*ck' and get away from people.
Be self reliant.... have my own animals, solar panels for energy, and grow my own fruits and 'vegetables'

I honestly believe McCain/Palin would of made thing a lot worse off than they are now if they had won.

I love how the "perky" jerky bag looks like it has t!ts on it

Edit1: Wow T!ts is a bad word?
Edit1: How about.......... Lake T!ttycaca?

Edit2: Yep, that's a bad word too

@ 33 nice catch

mmmmmm...... Weed.

I came on to say the same thing about Alien Fresh Jerky. They've had caffeinated jerky forever.

Depending on how far up the foodchain you go when buying weed around these parts, an ounce for something better than dirt can be anywhere from $300-$480. So, GW is just smoking some good KB or hydro. :)

bacon should also have a bit of caffeinated love...then I won' t have to worry about drinking any coffee with my baconlishious breakfast

Beef Jerky AND Caffeine in the same delicious bite? I must have it

the picture looks like a guys butt ith muscular legs

In Mexico you can buy like 2 pounds of good weed or more with 700 dollars.

Damn!! I want to work for this company.

Also, GW. I'm sure your talking about kind bud, so $700 for 2 oz would have to depend on the type. Purple Haze? Well.....if its ditchweed you need to cap your dealer.

A few years ago the only things I would get from the corner store were a package of beef jerky and a bottle of Bawls. This is too little too late, my friends.

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I WORKED at alien fresh jerky online. This is not new. Baker had it for a long time, and also the office stored it for awhile too. People who went to defcon, I was the girl giving out the free samples. Honey Teriyaki and Sweet and Spicy sell best. Kinda of expensive but its delicious.

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I totally would not eat that jerky unless it tasted completely fantastical.

Plus, 700 bucks for 2oz? Man whoever you're buying your weed from is ripping you off!
An oz of good weed shouldn't cost your more than $220, normally averages around $180.

But maybe where you live it's different I guess..

man someone is ripping off GW bad, i've gotten some good weed for waaay less than $350 an ounce, guess its cheaper down south tho...

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