Aug 22 2009You've Got To Be Kidding Me: Winkers Jeans

WOO

If I ever see someone wearing those, I will kick them right in the eye...

I guess you could say the creator has his eyes on them.
...I am so sorry for that joke.

disgusting

Winkers Jeans: suitable for BBW only

...really could've used some better models.

least flattering garment I've ever seen.

so you have to be fat and retarded to wear them. charming. And do they come with a lifetime supply of background music?

The inventor used his FAT and FLABBY out of shape Wife and Sisters as the walking cows, I mean models.

I'm impressed with the Owl-eyed pants... The model doesn't even have an ass for it.. and still, the huge eyes go right in and under the butt-cheek... THE WHOLE EYE!...
nono... no,... no, that's not nice...

o_o. Maybe, if we must stare at someone's ass for over three minutes, could it perhaps be a nice ass?

seriously, those scene clapper ones look like they're eating her butt. or massaging her checks with their creepy wooden hinges. gross.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back down where Max was sleeping on a golf course and a giant bunny divulged that the world was about to end.

that's disgusting...

It seams like they only work for fat people for some reason lol or it might be that they couldent get any hot chicks to wear them

Whomever was the inspiration for these jeans should be highly insulted... and lay off the KFC

I guess this is the only way that any of these fatties could get someone to pay attention to their ass... well other than those who are pointing and screaming

o9mfg@ The OWL WINKERS

okay....

what is with the 80s sci-fideep space epic synths? i was more confused about that than the jeans themselves, but that's probably a good thing because it detracted from the fact that i puked in my mouth a little.

also, if you're going to feature jeans and butts, why not get the cutest butts you can find? this whole things makes no sense.

I swear one of them is poo stained? The lion-owl-manbearpig thing... Damn big asses!

That's just wrong on so many levels...

I think...

Yeah i won't say anything.

Wow idk what's more creepy, the eyes on those asses or how big the asses are

by far the most bad-ass thing about the ad is the rockin' music. I'm thinking "BMX Bandits".

Wow...FAILjeans.

My ass doesn't DO that. I have a butt, but it doesn't fold over my thigh and all in on itself as i walk! ugg! gross!!!! bad idea. The last thing we need in this world is MORE "size-acceptance" bullshit for fat women to cling to while calling themselves "curvy" instead of obese, leading them to swish their massive hips from side to side as they walk, unleashing on the world the revulsion of their ass-flaps, using these winking pants as a viable substitute for an actual "come-hither" look.
FML, i am scarred for life by this video and the very idea that this was a GOOD idea!

butt-owl FTW

This is a great grandma gift... It'll match their vera bradely bags. On the plus side, halloween is coming up.

...so they're for fat people?

needs pacman... wakawakawakawaka

So, was the goal to find the frumpiest bitches to model the jeans, or what? If so...congrats, Winker Jean Co., because you've won the FFAAD (Fat & Frumpy Alliance Against Defamation) Lifetime Achievement Award.

This product would sell better if the models had a decent derrière and if the camera work wasn't similar to that of a twelve year old boy secretly filming the local school girls. 3 minutes and 38 seconds I'll never get back.

There is a big difference between curvy and fat.
Curvy = something to swing
Fat = everything's swinging

That is all.

Uhhhhh......only works on hambeasts? Very, very unwin.

I agree with the comments of #25. These jeans won't work on anyone except the fatties whose legs and ass form one flat wall of flub that folds in on itself.

'wankers'

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. And what's with the fat ass chicks? don't they work on girls with normal size asses?

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The perfect t-shirt for that fat old hippy bitches that would wear these.

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

Obvisously.

ugggghh looks like you must be fat, white and waddle to wear these

I felt like I was watching a Cinnemax version of a voyure video.

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaarg ! the music ! and how about putting some NICE ass in those jeans !! Whatever you put on an nice ass will sell ! I mean whatever ! That's how I became scato !

LOL @ #33 hambeasts...that's SO wrong.

Maybe this is just some clever ploy to get people to start staring at fat, flabby asses... albeit with utter revulsion but still the fat girls need love to right? I seriously hope to God that I never see these being sold at any store I go to.

Yeah, F-A-I-L....

But I would like to see them make one with Wayne Campbell's face on it with his eyes going "Camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two, camera one, camera two,"

This is the number one reason why clothes should not be designed while tripping on acid.

These are ridiculous! And couldn't they at least use some nice models, instead of fat and flat-assed people? The music sucked, too. This video was 10x longer than it needed to be, seriously.

ew...that was nasty..couldn't finish the video b/c of the models

if you buy these your pretty much saying i give up on life, or at least on trying to look good. these people have the fashion sense of the homeless.

http://theoverrated.com/

wow... I'm legitimately disturbed at the moment...

(maybe if these "models" wore a shirt with a face on the back, their rolls would make it wink too...)

The only thing that would ever make me want to buy those pants is if the eyes shot lasers out of them. How sweet would that be? :D Don't chu be lookin' at my ass! *Pew Pew!*

I pictured the ducks nomming about to the beat. Nom.. Nom..

not saying the pants aren't only for fat chicks, but you dont need to be fat to have an ass that folds like that... i guarentee if you look up some "fat ass porn" right now, you can find a gorgeous one that folds like that. She however didnt really fill them out at all, so it looks pretty bad (btw, the owl winkers, wtf. looks like she shat herself at first glance..)

hahaha reading these comments I sure hope one of the tipsters wasn't the guy that made these pants. Not a good boost for confidence in a product that's in the patenting process.

@53

Yeah, I feel bad for the guy... LMAO, no, not really, these are the worst pants/ideas I have seen

only for overweight people...

i have an ass, and i'd never ever be caught wearing these. ever. tell your fat ass to stop stairing at my eyes

I see what you did thar!

LMAO

"Hey where'd you get those awesome jeans?"

"I know, right? I love them. Want a Twinkie?"

"What brand are they? Nom nom nom om nom"

"It's new. They're called Oinkers."

I would totally buy a pair with pacman on an ass cheek, nom nom nom, then I'd eat 600 kfc chicken bun bacon burgers to fill them out, then I'd become an american citizen and change my name to billy-bob and marry my sister! We'd rock up to the church in a wedding tractor and take the bridal photo doing vulcan greetings, then I'd run for president on a platform of nuking commies and wearing pacman on your ass!

ummm what ever happened to 'disguising' your worst feature... these pants scream PEEL ME OFF AND BEHOLD THE GLORY THAT IS MY CELLULITE!!!!

also... why would anyone think this is a good idea for anyone that doesn't work in a circus... *Office, monday morning* oh hey, great pants today... not only do they have that special 'mom jean' high waist , but they have assorted designs that suck up into the folds of your butt fat... simply brillant!!!!! Do they make a special design that incluses holes or window on the inside of your thighs so we can see the chaffing from them rubbing together?

oh god... are they winking at me... I NEED AN ADULT...I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!

Moo

BOO! I sent this in too! GW - you've forsaken me.

First of all, why no Pac Man eating a blue ghost? Second of all, I think this only works with people who have have a fat ass. Finally, do people really want everyone on the street staring at their (presumably fat) ass?

better... on... paper, definitely

They actually made FAT ASSES COOL!

http://bathcaptain.com/2009/08/omg-wtf-did-i-just-watch/

I guess you have to be a fat ass for these to work....not that I would buy or wear them

love the marketing. hey lets get some fatass obese women to wear our products, it'll be a hit!

This will be big in France...amongst the euro tash and the fashion snobs

I love how the girl who is wearing the pelican/bird ones thinks she is so cool & is trying to strut her stuff XD

LMAO our local paper ran a feature on these and their creator today. Of COURSE he lives in my county. It AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL makes sense now.

Picture of the inventor:

http://www.heraldnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/misc?url=/misc/photozoom.pbs&Site=DH&IDato=20090826&IKategori=NEWS01&ID=708269729&Ref=AR&sell=

Full story:

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20090826/NEWS01/708269729&news01ad=1#Cheeky.pants.a.sensation

Time to move, I think. Enough's enough.

you see, the only down side with these is you have to have a fat ass to wear them... appart from that, all the designs were stupid and the general idea is retarded.

you see, the only down side with these is you have to have a fat ass to wear them... appart from that, all the designs were stupid and the general idea is retarded.