Aug 25 2009You're Doing It Wrong!: Bacon Oakleys

SQUEEL LIKE A PIG

Perfect for the teenagers. Greasy faces and greasy glasses.

im freaking tired of this bacon meme. I really am.

teenagers can't afford Oakleys.... especially not Bacon Oakleys... heck, neither can I.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max cooked his teemates a terrible breakfast, but then they had a good game so superstition dictated he cook breakfast from then on.

The person below me is probably gay, and likes rainbows.

That's hideous.

(I'm the wrong gender to be "gay," and I'm also not lesbian, but rainbows are cool. Circumhorizontal arcs are even better.)

Oh, hi guys. Just wanted to let you all know ... dramatic pause ... that I love ... rainbows! AND Unicorns.

Ta ta for now. Sparkles and sunshine. Luv ya all!

lol, those glasses are terrible.

Besides, I have more bacon than geekologie can handle. http://tinyurl.com/mzj6qg

I wouldn't say I'm gay but I'm in a pretty good mood. You know, a Chili's Mesquite Chicken Salad® kinda mood. Chili's, It's That Good!®
Although, i always wondered about the phrase "jesus marryin' Joseph".
I mean if they had gay marriage back then could you marry an infant? Also, since god was jesus dad, could jesus marry Joseph? It's just his step dad.

Hope you don't mind Mr Jesus, but I'm going to nestle up here underneath you, where it's nice and warm. One cup, two ascensions. Or maybe ... ass-scent-ions. Ohh, you nasty boy!

I'm in the mood for a nice breakfast banger myself. Hold the mayo, at least for now! Did I just say that! I'm all a flutter!

Hahaha

F I R S T

@11
oh, MY!
Rock under Jesus, Rock on Geekologie!
Chili's, I'm Rubbing It On My Face!®
Cup-O-Jesus, now fortified with bit of real host!®

I like bacon but not these bacon sunglasses. blegh

working for jesus
nestled in the savior's loins
I just saw his wood

Yea why are teenagers so damn greasy?

"Hey, you've got zits all over your face"

"Shuttup, it's genetic"

"No, it's because your face is glistening with crisco"

@17
so I take it you had zits all over YOUR face as a teenager?
1. Zits was your dog
2. That wasn't Crisco

Chili's, Almost As Good As Friday's!®
Cup-O-Jesus, Just Add Guilt!®

the funniest thing is hypebeast and geekologie are my favorite every day sites to check out and now they finally merge into one when daves quality meats put out a fresh pair of bacon frogskin oakleys, good job geekologie for keepin up with the latest urban street fashion geeks have fly gear too, sorry but gear means clothes not computer hard drives

hypebeast and geekologie are my favorite sites to check out and now they finally merge into one when daves quality meats put out a fresh pair of bacon frogskin oakleys, good job geekologie for keepin up with the latest urban street fashion geeks have fly gear too, sorry but gear means clothes not computer hard drives

Chili's, Pearl Necklace to Swine!®

I Whipped The Savior's Ass!

"rock and roll vatican..."

and yeah there real, whoever said they are photo shopped doesnt know what there talkin about, maybe if you got off the gaming websites and checked out something else for once you would understand what DQM actually is

@22
Please tell me you're being ironc, what with the non-daisy-getting and double posting and all.
Picking on you is like a walk through the park. A walk through the park with genitals for trees.

Cup-O-blaaaaaaaaaaa
stop hording the comment wall!

bacon sunglasses...can never last long only till about 9am i would say....brunch anyone?

And what are you doing?
We got "blaaa" and a reference to eating the glasses ('cause they're made of bacon, get it?)
If you are tired of me, make an effort.
You are so insipid. What is that like?
Chili's, Now With Bits Of Real Food!®

Where the hell IS everybody?
Meh.

364 days...

till the next pretzel day...

wow extreme lengths to make you the point that you actually have a vocabulary. kudos.
yeah the bacon comment was simply because i felt i should actually refer to the product. (do i need to point a finger back at you or shall i just assume you get it(well if you didn't you do now))

effort made now i'm going to rage at a bar enjoy your lotion that must be sitting on your F5

Wow, i've gotta eat some of those :D

OMG THEY ARE NOT 100% BACON!!! ):

http://ubergosh.mybrute.com

30th !!!!

@3 Bacon is the new Chuck Norris. Just deal with it for another couple of months and something else will become the new stupid thing for people act like it's really cool to mention.

Not saying I don't like bacon but....

Referring to GW's original post:

"anyways" is not a word.

http://kdog17.mybrute.com

@32

It is if your GW

I bet the GW doesn't even know that DQM stands for Dave's Quality Meat.

Them glasses are pretty baller. DQM a cool boutique in general.

Anything you lick automatically becomes yours, GW.

they also don't look too much like bacon, rather some fellow vomited ketchup, mustard, and mayo in some unenticing puddle that the colors sway around in.

Moo

They don't look like bacon, they look like sh*t.

I still don't understand this whole bacon obsession, especially since turkey bacon is far superior to regular pork bacon.

@40

I knew I loved you for a reason.

@40 ...bacon is delicious!
No obsession just nom freakin nom

If I saw someone wearing these I'd eat their face off....

Looks tasty!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max stole a monkey from a lab to sell to a pet store, but the monkey was infected with a virus that caused a huge epidemic that got keyser soze.

de detector no goin and you tell me do things, i done, runnin?

"MEATS" my seal of approval

http://www.meatspin.com

There probably 100 bucks too huh

I likey cheap sunglasses

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