You're Doing It Wrong!: Bacon Oakleys
Bacon, as you may well know, is supposed to go in your mouth or be worn like a coat. It is NOT supposed to be worn like a pair of sunglasses. That is ridiculous. But DQM and Oakley went ahead and teamed up to make a limited run of 50 pairs of bacon goggles anyways, which went on sale today for an undisclosed amount of fatback. Did I buy a pair? No. Did I lick a pair? Maybe.
DQM x Oakley Frogskins "Bacon" [hypebeast]
Thanks to Chris, who rocks a meatball necklace because the man knows fashion.