Aug 25 2009Wrong, Just Plain Wrong: Two Robots Kissing
Listen, as long as you're human I firmly believe you should be able to kiss and have relations and relationships with whoever you want (provided they feel the same about you). I don't care if you're black, brown, yellow, blue, red, white, clear, striped, dotted, Canadian, from Australia, have food allergies, are bi, straight, gay or super gay, I say go for it. Robots, not so much. Robots should all burn in a fire.
Video: The first (televised) kiss between robots [engadget]
Thanks to Xavier, Mr. Robbot, Peterman, Joe Mamma, 3d, Kenneth and Captain Awesome, who swear they've never tried kissing themselves in the mirror and are all terrible liars.
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Reader Comments
1. NICE - August 25, 2009 4:57 PM
2nd
2. wtf - August 25, 2009 4:58 PM
They are going to start having sex and you know whats next?! Baby robots!!! we are freaking screwed
3. Frost - August 25, 2009 4:59 PM
No, no, we're not totally screwed. There's hope somewhere, I'm sure there is.
4. HxCereal - August 25, 2009 5:05 PM
Thats pretty strange...why do robots need to kiss?
I love how their heads slid and popped back into placed afterwards.
Thats TRUE romance, when you can pop and slide together. ;]
5. Mike R. - August 25, 2009 5:06 PM
Oh dear lord, that was so creepy... did you see her face? She looks like all lumpy or something, like someone who had her face torn off in an accident and stuck someone else's face on her torn-off face.
What really gets me about these crazy Japanese robot builders is that you know this is what it's all been about for them. Kissing, soon-to-be-having-freaky-poop-sex robots they can watch while touching their own shriveled dinky doos.
Gross town.
6. Fade - August 25, 2009 5:08 PM
kiss of steel!
http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com
7. SiGee - August 25, 2009 5:08 PM
GREAT!!!
now they are gonna have sex and multiply!
Good lookin out GW!
8. Tinman - August 25, 2009 5:09 PM
I just spilled my oilcan , that s hot
9. Atomic Boy - August 25, 2009 5:13 PM
If only it looked like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA
Then i'd be impressed.
10. That one guy - August 25, 2009 5:25 PM
Alright... I know the common opinion around here is robots=bad, and I agree, but considering the chances of giant mutant monsters destroying the earth are pretty slim, if I were allowed to choose my apocalypse it would be cold, steel, mechanical death. Now december 21st 2012 is just around the corner so japan needs to get on the ball creating my end of the world.
11. Daisy - August 25, 2009 5:26 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never back down where max was nailing a chick in an examination room, and ignoring his opager, so a nurse falsified a ddeath certificate and gave the cadavers organs up for transplant.
12. Ollie Williams - August 25, 2009 5:26 PM
Hahaha.. "super gay". Classy Mr. GW, classy as balls. You are my hero.
13. Frost - August 25, 2009 5:28 PM
Robots will only have sex if we program them too. And by we I mean anyone with an IQ lower than 17. And by program them to I mean take our eyes off of them for a second. Someone needs to take out those nano-robotic hormone-crazed teens. Cover me, GW. Pew Pew!
14. GEEKO - August 25, 2009 5:32 PM
FlRST
15. Brad - August 25, 2009 5:36 PM
They look like the offspring of Eric Stoltz from the movie "Mask"
Click link to see pic http://tiny.cc/PH1Cg
16. Mark from LA - August 25, 2009 5:44 PM
Already saw this in Bjorks video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA
and they were lesbian robots.
17. NIK D - August 25, 2009 6:04 PM
>black, brown, yellow, blue, red, white, clear, striped, dotted, Canadian
out of all these choices we know which is the worst to be.
18. mike - August 25, 2009 6:08 PM
i wouldn't say they are kissing, but rather that she is placing her robotic teeth on his open mouth.
19. dannyboy - August 25, 2009 6:30 PM
Well that sucks! These robots just got more action that I have all year!
20. Lain - August 25, 2009 6:32 PM
Have you never seen that Bjork video?
21. SmokingGirl - August 25, 2009 6:36 PM
This did not arouse me. Infact, I would say that this video had the opposite effect on me. And that bums me out because now I can't use my Twilight vibe.
Damn you, you damn dirty apes! And the sun was just right so I could get some extra sparkle action too!
22. GFS is to lazy to us his full name - August 25, 2009 6:39 PM
@SG
It turned me on.
23. Iris - August 25, 2009 6:42 PM
the girl robots face doesn't close her mouth
and they don't really do much, nonetheless still weird
24. ciao - August 25, 2009 7:23 PM
It at least gives geeks a chance to go second base while their working on one that'll work allow them to go third (without anything going horribly wrong).
25. Ky - August 25, 2009 7:49 PM
You said Canadian like it's a bad thing...
More importantly, we're so screwed...
26. Beastman AIDS - August 25, 2009 7:49 PM
it's already been linked twice in the comments but since it was the first thing it reminded me of here it is again - this video is less creepy and more strangely arousing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA
27. JFreezy - August 25, 2009 7:53 PM
Glad to see their hard earned(?) education being put to good use. Making robots kiss isnt a waste of time at all. In fact, I want to experience what those robots experienced......... by french kissing an electrical socket. Maybe that will help erase my memory of this video.
28. F2 - August 25, 2009 9:04 PM
I'm somewhere between "I just barfed in my mouth" and "I just came a little", which may be something like: "I just came a little in my mouth".
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...
...
Someone please kill me. Until my death by compassionate Geekologie reader assistance, I am now officially onside as an insurgent against the imminent robot dominance of our weak, fleshy wetware.
29. Cup-O-Jesus - August 25, 2009 9:25 PM
@28
Oh thank god. Best comment in like 4 hours. I've been dyin' over in the bacon glasses room. It's like a room full of tofu. With genitals.
Chili's, Now With Bits Of Real Food!®
30. Dream - August 26, 2009 12:24 AM
Hey my skin is clear.
*Looks at arm*
Hey is that a blood clot? Cool!
*Watches blood get backed up in the veins*
31. ari - August 26, 2009 5:14 AM
that was...
disturbing and surreal...
32. Graf Zeppelin - August 26, 2009 5:57 AM
hey you just try banning those poor machines kissing eachother! next thing you know it you're burning effigies of same sex toasters and assaulting fridges holding hands in public!
33. Mr. cow - August 26, 2009 7:21 AM
Moo
34. Jaded Icon - August 26, 2009 7:32 AM
You can tell the camera man was wacking it as he was filming.
35. ahoodie - August 26, 2009 8:56 AM
Québec (canada) has the hottest chicks.
36. RH Heinlein - August 26, 2009 9:02 AM
Oh Man! They're going to get a taste for kissing and then sex and then the only think left is to kill us all. Beware of stobor!
37. Jonny - August 26, 2009 9:22 AM
My parents names are Tom and Janet. That's just creepy..
38. Cranberry - August 26, 2009 9:32 AM
That's disgusting, thank god there's no tongue!
39. tom - August 26, 2009 11:00 AM
There is a better quality one of them actually naked found here...
http://www.youtube.com/user/nukiefreak#play/uploads/4/-cU1rb1DleM
40. nose hair clipper - August 26, 2009 11:31 AM
Wow these robots are amazing
41. Gibbon - August 26, 2009 1:42 PM
He's still not going to call her in the morning.
42. Geekogee - August 27, 2009 8:10 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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43. Lews - August 27, 2009 9:12 AM
This is the beginning of the end! Robots kiss, then they mate then they spawn robot babies...
then...
they take over the world
44. Microwave - August 27, 2009 3:26 PM
Free Robot Sex!