Aug 24 2009Wow, That's Ridiculous: This Pizza Cutter
Because rich people sometimes struggle to find new things to blow their money on, Frankie Flood makes custom, one-of-a-kind pizza cutters. No word on price or if they're dishwasher safe, but from the looks of this one, no. That thing will kill every dish in the washer and then start eying your cupboard. Look out, little Indian!
The most intense-looking pizza cutters ever? [dvice]
Thanks to Dan, who cuts pizza the way nature intended: with a rusty battle axe.
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Reader Comments
1. Dishy Dishyington - August 24, 2009 2:38 PM
Time for lunch:
http://www.break.com/pictures/bacon-sandwich777432.html
2. Mr. cow - August 24, 2009 2:39 PM
Moo
3. SmokingGirl - August 24, 2009 2:39 PM
Why...?
4. Abgenre - August 24, 2009 2:39 PM
KEWL
NOw I can eat pizza alone in the dark with a cool cutter besides my little brother
5. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 24, 2009 2:47 PM
Psst! Your pizze cutter is lame.
6. Daisy - August 24, 2009 2:48 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. you can tell its a fake because the shadow;s are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max delivered Pizzas while waiting to get into the greeting card business.
7. noid - August 24, 2009 2:59 PM
Meh. If it was motorized and could cut through my steak, then you'd have something.
8. ch4p3l - August 24, 2009 2:59 PM
The thing would cut the shit outta some pizzzzzzza!
9. Timbo - August 24, 2009 3:06 PM
From the loks of it, it can't cut a eep dish pizza without squishing it...
10. shadwag - August 24, 2009 3:11 PM
would have to be a pretty thin crusted pizza to not get gnarled up by the front rim or whatever that's supposed to be.
11. PaulWallSon - August 24, 2009 3:20 PM
INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD
F YES
12. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 3:21 PM
dude, check this pizza cutter out, way more cool...
http://www.acemart.com/renderImage.image?imageName=graphics/00000001/products/WNCPWC-4.jpg
wasn't that awesome?!??!!!
13. pepperoni - August 24, 2009 3:22 PM
this is the kind of pizza cutter that skynet would use
14. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 24, 2009 3:42 PM
I think the previous post bummed people out and they are lurking elsewhere today.
15. SmokingGirl - August 24, 2009 3:47 PM
Maybe if we started a fight, Thumper, they'd come crawling out of their murky lairs.
16. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 3:49 PM
@FAH-Q and SG
I'll fill up the start filling up the kiddy pool with KY!!!
17. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 3:50 PM
@me
wtf did i just try and utter.... jesus...
I'll start filling up the kiddie pool with KY.... not as funny the second time i know...
18. GoSS Jerk - August 24, 2009 3:53 PM
I'd watch that fight, no granny undies allowed!
19. theRealRoboticDeathArmy Clone1 - August 24, 2009 3:59 PM
I would like to change my ways. I would like to apologize to everyone I may have offended with my rude and sadistic posts. I would like to send my sincerest apologies to GFS for I have ganged up on him and made fun of him multiple times. Today is a new start for me.
20. theRealRoboticDeathArmy Clone1 - August 24, 2009 3:59 PM
Will you forgive me?
21. SmokingGirl - August 24, 2009 4:04 PM
As the duly noted "Postmodern Priestess" that I am, I grant you no absolution, Clone.
Also, if we need to fill a kiddy pool with KY, then someone is doing something wrong...and it wouldn't be on my end, I can tell you that.
@#18, don't diss the granny panties, they can be extremely comfortable.
22. Mckinzzz - August 24, 2009 4:09 PM
Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles would buy stocks in this product!
23. Dishy Dishyington - August 24, 2009 4:11 PM
I first read KY as Kentucky. But I guess you mean this:
http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=100269&id=prod5442538
24. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 4:13 PM
@22
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would buy stocks in your mom....
25. theRealRoboticDeathArmy Clone1 - August 24, 2009 4:13 PM
@21 That's understandable hopefully through my relevant posts to the topic at hand, may I gain your respect.
26. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 4:13 PM
@23
Ohhhh, I like it, we fill a kiddie pool with KFC and FAH-Q and SG can wrestle in there!
27. Ollie Williams - August 24, 2009 4:19 PM
Still non-richies (that's what us rich people call you 'common folk'), this isn't made to cut pizza, it's made to look cool in our super awesome fancy-schmancy kitchens. Us rich folk get our pizza's cut by our butler. Duh.
28. Ollie Williams - August 24, 2009 4:23 PM
*silly
29. SmokingGirl - August 24, 2009 4:30 PM
I am not wrestling in KFC...Hamburger Helper? Maybe. And if I am wrestling in Hamburger Helper, then I'm wearing panties.
Those are my terms.
30. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 4:35 PM
@29
Fine, now just convince FAH-Q and I'll start cooking the supplies
http://www.eatsomethinggood.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hamburger-helper.jpg
31. SmokingGirl - August 24, 2009 4:38 PM
Thumper, we need to get our semi-nudity on...these lads are biting at the bit for some Hamburger Helper action.
32. Aru-San - August 24, 2009 4:42 PM
looks like a cross between bionicle and beyblade O_o
33. Stoned Wallabie - August 24, 2009 4:52 PM
Looks like a lobster
34. GFS is to lazy to us his full name - August 24, 2009 5:36 PM
@31
A man can only dream
@25
You joined sides with the troll. You will not be forgiven. BEGONE FROM THE GEEK PAGES FOREVER MORE! (change your name and never mention therealroboticdicksmoker again)
35. Jaded Icon - August 24, 2009 7:03 PM
@ GFS
Out of all the trolls that have come here he was by far the douchiest.
@ SmokingGirl and FAH-Q
Yes please.
36. Pink Frost - August 24, 2009 8:27 PM
I just had a Se7en flashback. Eeesh.
37. Geekogee - August 25, 2009 7:41 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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38. Stuey - August 25, 2009 11:39 AM
HAHA @ little indian. that cracked me up
39. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 25, 2009 2:14 PM
DAMNIT! I had to actually work yesterday and I missed out on Kiddie pool semi-nudity? WTF!!!
FML
Sorry guys =(