Aug 13 2009Women In Bikinis Reading Star Wars Script
WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR, HIT PLAY MORON!
Thanks to MoD, who once read star wars in the nude. I'd cast you.
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Reader Comments
1. shadwag - August 13, 2009 2:06 PM
meh.
2. hunter - August 13, 2009 2:06 PM
first motherfuc*ers
3. Timbo - August 13, 2009 2:06 PM
haha
4. LSDiesel - August 13, 2009 2:07 PM
As much as I love Star Wars (and its a lot) the script REALLY isn't the selling point.
5. Allegro - August 13, 2009 2:09 PM
This must be the original script. Han shot first.
6. GoSS Jerk - August 13, 2009 2:09 PM
Damn firewalls....
7. eron - August 13, 2009 2:10 PM
Bondie wins!
8. Freddy K - August 13, 2009 2:10 PM
damn firewall.
twatinni
9. Me - August 13, 2009 2:23 PM
I think the music makes it... yeahp... and standing with ur legs wide apart doesnt make ur stomach look smaller
10. Ed - August 13, 2009 2:23 PM
i really enjoyed the cinematogaphy and casting choices
11. Oli4 - August 13, 2009 2:24 PM
Best lasershooting impression ever !!!
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 13, 2009 2:26 PM
GOD DAMN FIREWALL! I'd watch it later at home with the light down low and a cocktail.
13. Cameron - August 13, 2009 2:27 PM
Those are very nice, but I am a child of light, a pure spirit, I am no longer encumbered by the appetites of the flesh.
(ooh momma, oooooow momma, uhhh momma, ooooh momma, ooooooh mamma, eeewwww momma, oh momma)
14. Daniel - August 13, 2009 2:34 PM
@4: I don't think the script was supposed to be the selling point here, either.
ALSO - they are huge NEWBS. who needs a script for star wars lines? I recite star wars in my sleep
15. Apostrophe' - August 13, 2009 2:40 PM
For a moment, I thought the girls playing Han and Greedo were about to make out.
16. ladym00s - August 13, 2009 2:43 PM
sorry . ..i dig boobs as much as the next normal person, but that was stupid.
17. nice - August 13, 2009 2:45 PM
that was nice and sexy ... but not as much as the original
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18. Anikia - August 13, 2009 2:45 PM
what were they saying? i wasn't listening :P
19. Grimlock - August 13, 2009 2:51 PM
Stoopid firewalls blocking videos with no fire to show for it.
@13...love the Ace Ventura nod very nice
20. G-man - August 13, 2009 2:51 PM
Yup, that did it i'm done no more porn needed here!
21. Cameron - August 13, 2009 2:55 PM
@19. Who is this "Ace" you speak of? And why the hell is he taking my lines?!
I swear to God, ain't there nothin' sacred no more?
22. SiGee - August 13, 2009 2:56 PM
I think the asian chick was on Rock of Love Bus....
Horf for herpes
23. Pat - August 13, 2009 2:56 PM
I like how the three girls represented a variety of ethnicities; something for everyone.
24. Eskimo Dave - August 13, 2009 2:59 PM
Painful to watch. Couldn't get through the entire thing, no matter how many bikini "babes" there were.
25. Rei - August 13, 2009 2:59 PM
What, they can't speak in the original Rodian? Weak. I want nothing to do with them.
26. LSDiesel - August 13, 2009 3:00 PM
@16, I agree
This was actually painful.
27. heh - August 13, 2009 3:20 PM
@4
Yeah i dont think the script is the selling point of this video either.
28. GoSS Jerk - August 13, 2009 3:29 PM
@ 2
Firstard Wanabe .... and fail.....
29. Yooarel.com - August 13, 2009 3:33 PM
Hell. Yes.
30. BathCaptain - August 13, 2009 3:43 PM
WTF these girls are nasty
Megan fox riding a TREX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/2009/08/megan-fox-rides-t-rex-up-mount-everest/
31. Blech - August 13, 2009 4:13 PM
Ew, they butchered the script and aren't even good looking.
32. Blech - August 13, 2009 4:14 PM
Ew, they butchered the script and aren't even good looking.
33. Obi-Wanna Wack Off Right Now - August 13, 2009 4:19 PM
Once I pushed mute, and turned on some 80s porn music, this was somewhat bearable
34. jimmy - August 13, 2009 5:11 PM
blond shot first.
35. Mr. cow - August 13, 2009 5:41 PM
Moo
36. zombot - August 13, 2009 8:06 PM
required THATS WHAT SHE SAID "its too big to be a space station" ah yeah fo sho/e-thug rofl gotta give em an A-for effort, but they're probably duble Dz woooooooooooo /brain off
37. evilkumquat - August 13, 2009 10:37 PM
This is just another example of why I like the women in porn to be quiet.
Or making squeaking noises.
Definitely NOT speaking.
38. Garrett Williams - August 13, 2009 11:08 PM
"Even I get boarded sometimes."
Hot
39. Geocas1 - August 13, 2009 11:43 PM
I love the way the background is a bed sheet that was just unfolded and not even ironed. A- for high quality budget.
OH but the star wars and the hot girls rocked A+ for that
40. mikesh - August 14, 2009 2:08 AM
i just jizzed...
41. pistolpete - August 14, 2009 2:20 AM
id like to point out that han shot first even in this version
42. murphs1law - August 14, 2009 6:07 AM
part of my geek shriveled and died watching that. dont get me wrong, the view was nice and all, but i now have a massive urge to carbon freeze someone over this.
43. Jaded Icon - August 14, 2009 7:30 AM
Nice! But Sealab 2021 did it first. They had hot chicks in bikinis read from their script.......it was BAD! But, seriously, I'm still watching it BTB.
44. Karmup - August 14, 2009 1:22 PM
Why are their navels practically under theirs chins?
45. greddo - August 14, 2009 2:35 PM
HAN SHOT FIRST!!!!
46. Greedo - August 14, 2009 4:01 PM
lose the tops and add mud wrestling
47. brian - August 14, 2009 9:15 PM
@5 That's right han did shoot first