Aug 12 2009"We Don't Date N00bs, We PWN Them!"
This is a video about the problems associated with dating a World of Warcraft n00b when you come from a L337 family. Namely, that your parents won't approve of the relationship. Sadly, watching this video reminded me of the time when I started dating one of those RealDolls a supermodel. I miss you, Silicon Sally hot supermodel with a real name, we just came from two different worlds.
Thanks to jessica, Robert and jack, who PWN both n00bs and non00bs with equal dexterity.
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Reader Comments
1. Mr. cow - August 12, 2009 2:48 PM
Moo
2. ch4p3l - August 12, 2009 2:49 PM
WOW = LAME
3. mike - August 12, 2009 2:49 PM
bill frist!
4. Amy - August 12, 2009 2:54 PM
I was dumped in WoW. No joke. This sort of makes me feel better about myself knowing I'm not the most pathetic human on the planet, after all. :)
5. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 12, 2009 2:57 PM
you guys are all n00bs, suck dog ballz
6. Douche McAllister - August 12, 2009 2:59 PM
@5
Isn't this the same conversation you have with yourself in the mirror every morning?
7. G-String Dynamite - August 12, 2009 3:00 PM
@2
BLASPHEMY D;<
8. Dishy Dishyington - August 12, 2009 3:08 PM
She looks like a nefl huntard to me. If so she's hardly worth it, even at 80. Unless she pvpwns, rides a mechanohog, and's geared 40 heroic.
9. Ollie Williams - August 12, 2009 3:12 PM
Cannot view at work, again. I have a sad.
10. theRealRoboticDeathArmy Clone1 - August 12, 2009 3:16 PM
@everyone you're all L7 weinies.
@2 Don't deny it, we all know you play WOW trying to hook up with fellow nerds like yourself
11. tRRDA Clone1 - August 12, 2009 3:18 PM
@4 I feel sorry for you, I really do. You would have had better luck sucking on your neighbor's dog's balls than being with a noob that plays WOW.
12. Pat - August 12, 2009 3:21 PM
Why is Funny or Die and College Humor blocked at work?!
13. Ollie Williams - August 12, 2009 3:22 PM
@12
Because our company is a bunch of penises.
14. G-man - August 12, 2009 3:23 PM
I would kick a noob out of my house.
15. tRRDA Clone1 - August 12, 2009 3:29 PM
@14 why stop there? We collect all the noobs in your neighborhood and melt them in a vat of boiling fat, Gordon's 500pound ex-girlfriend would be the perfect source for the fat.
16. BathCaptain - August 12, 2009 3:37 PM
HAHAHAH
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/
17. Eskimo Dave - August 12, 2009 3:42 PM
Pretty funny. College Humor has been putting out some good stuff lately. Compared to Funny or Die, which has been on the decline.
18. Goss Jerk - August 12, 2009 3:52 PM
@ 5 and all his clones .... take your own advice and go suck dog balls.
19. Davo - August 12, 2009 3:56 PM
This reminds me of that time I was playing WOW and I...wait, I don't play WOW. I have sex instead. PEW PEW!
20. naasⁿ - August 12, 2009 4:17 PM
DO
21. Ollie Williams - August 12, 2009 4:18 PM
@16
I hate you so much.
22. naasⁿ - August 12, 2009 4:18 PM
NOT
23. naasⁿ - August 12, 2009 4:19 PM
WANT
24. Cameron - August 12, 2009 4:25 PM
@20, 22, 23
FAIL
25. naasⁿ - August 12, 2009 4:34 PM
@24 http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/370538.gif
26. Ollie Williams - August 12, 2009 4:42 PM
Sorry naas, gotta do it.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
27. naasⁿ - August 12, 2009 4:48 PM
@26 wait until this friday when we go back into the pain cave
28. Ollie Williams - August 12, 2009 4:50 PM
@27
You misspelled "pleasure".
29. naasⁿ - August 12, 2009 4:58 PM
precisely
30. alter ego naas - August 12, 2009 5:34 PM
windows joke sucks
31. Joker - August 12, 2009 6:25 PM
Yeah Marrying noobs is worthless, they always just want tag along with you and ask you questions. I like to make my noobs worship me and the ground I walk on, and than do tasks I ask of them, like dropping bombs off at the bank or feeding my pets.
32. Justin - August 12, 2009 6:35 PM
The pie wasn't even baked!! Still frozen!!!!! What a n00b!
33. Jaded Icon - August 12, 2009 6:52 PM
Harsh! And yet totally justified....
@ 4
He sucked anyways. Time to get with a hero, and ditch the......loser type guy....damn I f*cked up.
34. tiffany - August 12, 2009 7:52 PM
lawl this is so awesome. i play halo and alliance and i may be a lvl 16 but im no a noob! i just love tlking to peoples!!!! RAWR :)
btw geekologie writer...
check me out ;)
myspace.com/teearhbee
35. Phoenix - August 13, 2009 12:37 AM
Mmmm.... hot L337 girl.... I'd fstarck her.
36. DH - August 13, 2009 12:39 AM
@34
TL DNL.
... / t's or gtfo.
37. DC - August 13, 2009 1:42 AM
LOL @ the ending
38. Amy - August 13, 2009 2:41 PM
Aww jesus Tiff, come on, there are MUCH hotter gamer girls on Geekologie. say, me, for example.
39. Katharina - August 13, 2009 5:41 PM
I lol'ed :D
40. Dice_Girl - August 17, 2009 3:00 PM
Love it! I only wish my parents were that geeky!
41. Pedro - August 23, 2009 6:17 AM
I cracked into hysterics when the old hag said "This relationship is headed for an epic fail"