Aug 23 2009Video: The New Super Mario Brothers For Wii
This is a video preview of the new Super Mario Bros. coming out for the Wii. It looks promising and I really like how it's a nice throwback to the original. So you know what that means -- I'm gonna beat my brother in the head with the controller if his turn takes too long! (Frank, buy a helmet)
Thanks to Jason and nommer, who have never assaulted a family member over a video game. YET.
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Reader Comments
1. jaja - August 23, 2009 7:46 PM
First ?
2. jaja - August 23, 2009 7:47 PM
second ?
3. TheOverrated - August 23, 2009 7:47 PM
it actually looks fine. i own a wii and have not used it in months....nintendo is kinda crappy these days
http://theoverrated.com/
4. jaja - August 23, 2009 7:48 PM
Third ?
5. jaja - August 23, 2009 7:48 PM
ROFL Damn ! Third was the only one I truly wanted :(
6. gifter - August 23, 2009 7:50 PM
coin-on.
7. Jaycob - August 23, 2009 8:00 PM
blah
8. blake - August 23, 2009 8:05 PM
how do you use the controller for this?
9. A Gay - August 23, 2009 8:17 PM
looks like garbage
10. Super Hilario - August 23, 2009 8:23 PM
Now this is a game...http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
11. jigga what? - August 23, 2009 8:35 PM
#9. it looks like garbage because it's a DS game, they blew it up so it looks like it is on wii but it's not
12. jigga what? - August 23, 2009 8:39 PM
I mean.. just look at the jagged edges when the blocks rotate -_- it's so bad
13. Cup-O-Jesus - August 23, 2009 8:45 PM
@jaja
You put feces in your mouth and chew it and swallow it. with crunchy bits of cat litter on the outside.
14. Cup-O-Christ - August 23, 2009 8:51 PM
14 bitches!
15. James - August 23, 2009 9:04 PM
"I'm gonna beat my brother in the head with the controller if his turn takes too long"
Isn't it sort of obvious from the video that the game features cooperative play? You shouldn't have to wait at all :P
16. Daisy - August 23, 2009 9:07 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max ate a meal that Baja cooked for him. After dinner he asked if he could lick her asshole. When she asked why, Max explained its one of the only things that would get the taste of dinner out of his mouth.
17. thatboytitz - August 23, 2009 9:14 PM
@jigga what
but it is on the wii
http://wii.ign.com/objects/143/14354229.html
18. Tennist0 - August 23, 2009 9:31 PM
I've already planned my pre-order a month ago. I'm sorry GW, but this was E3 news, where were you?
19. Richard McBeef - August 23, 2009 9:43 PM
It's called ejaculation and I just did. in my pants.
20. Colorless Rainbow - August 23, 2009 9:51 PM
Woot! I don't care if you're posting it late. This is the first I'm hearing it too. I don't pay attention to E3.
I like the 4 player-ness.. that'll be fun at LAN parties. I also wanna see what other costumes Mario has.. bring the frog back! =D
21. jaja - August 23, 2009 10:22 PM
@ cup o jesus
Did it...
Anything else ?
22. Dishy Dishyington - August 23, 2009 10:32 PM
Anyone know what movie Daisy's describing? I'd like to see it.
23. Yooarel.com - August 23, 2009 10:48 PM
@comment #11: This IS on the Wii, you dope. They debuted it at E3 this year live in front of everyone. It helps to actually KNOW what you're talking about before you comment on something, you know...
24. Checo - August 23, 2009 10:50 PM
Rofl i wanna play, it really look good ;D i'll remember very good times with mario ;D lol
http://ubergosh.mybrute.com
25. Truk - August 23, 2009 10:55 PM
I'm glad side scrollers aren't dead, I could never get into mario 3d.
26. lee harless - August 23, 2009 11:03 PM
same game as it ever was. what a cheap way to keep R&D costs down. bounce on little guy, bounce on.
27. College student - August 23, 2009 11:42 PM
Why is it a blue and a yellow toad??
Why isn't it Waluigi and Wario respectably???
They DID made Wario playable in Super Mario 64 DS!
28. Stud - August 23, 2009 11:47 PM
seems like any other mario game veryy boring. looks as if they squeezed every super mario brothers game into one game. im already bored with 2d mario.
29. Adra - August 24, 2009 12:07 AM
Well its 4 player co-op and the point of it is to get more points that your mates. You can help each otehr out or mess each other up by picking em up, throwing em of edges, jumping on them (which bounces u up and them down) or putting your penis on their hand while they are playing and distracted....i mean....kicking em..or summit!
Anyway acord to the test plays its pretty darn competative
30. nintendont - August 24, 2009 12:57 AM
oh yay its 1987 again.. no wait.. ITS 20 F-ING YEARS LATER
suck a wiinis
31. Iris - August 24, 2009 1:15 AM
Whoa! Looks awesome!!
I love Mario games!!! <3
32. Fork-o-fork - August 24, 2009 1:36 AM
Ok. anyone who wasn't awesome enough to beat megaman 1 leave.
I'm waiting.
Ok. Obviously anyone still here can see that this has more awesome than any nintendo game in a while. We've been so caught up in funky controllers / the latest graphics, that we've forgotten how to make a fun and challenging game.
this looks to be a great balance of old and new without screwing it up.
4 player bionic commando, anyone?
33. Yep - August 24, 2009 1:38 AM
How is that New ? Has the concept of originality been sucked out of this world ?
Daddy look it is the same ugly Italian stereotype you used to play with when you were a kid wii.......
34. InMe - August 24, 2009 2:18 AM
Why did people even event 3D gaming when you have this?
35. Graf Zeppelin - August 24, 2009 2:30 AM
people invent 3d games because they are firstarded programmers who pee their pants out of excitement when they get to play with ugly polygons and pretend they've created something artistic.
36. Web Hosting Reviews - August 24, 2009 3:38 AM
Thanks for this cool post!
This seems to give new updates on the latest games.
Thanks for the post!
37. nicky - August 24, 2009 3:38 AM
Air Tuned Max
Air Jordan shoes 20
38. S - August 24, 2009 4:19 AM
music pisses me off after only one minute
39. jaja - August 24, 2009 4:51 AM
9/10 people enjoy gang rape...
40. Mr. cow - August 24, 2009 7:19 AM
Moo
41. geekomeek - August 24, 2009 7:27 AM
Must See!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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42. King B. Koopa - August 24, 2009 8:29 AM
Adam Blake,
If you're reading this I have kidnapped the princess.
Don't bother looking, she is in another castle; Unless you smash the ceiling bricks and run along the top to warp zone then bop the axe I conveiniently to I left behind thus destroying the bridge...
no...
wait.. . .
ps- wanna go karting on saturday?
.
43. Jaded Icon - August 24, 2009 8:51 AM
*sigh*.........it still does not make me want a Wii.
44. Fade - August 24, 2009 8:56 AM
Was that a penguin suit?!
http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com
45. Pat - August 24, 2009 9:01 AM
Wee! Looks fun!
46. Tennist0 - August 24, 2009 9:38 AM
a few people mentioned online play, it is likely not to support wifi. Miamoto claimed that shortly after E3
47. SuperFrank - August 24, 2009 9:46 AM
My turn won't take too long because I'll swim into the pit under the instructions of there being "a secret world down there".
48. Ollie Williams - August 24, 2009 9:59 AM
Good morning ladies and gents. Took me a god damn hour to read through the weekend posts. I missed you all in between my drunken binges.
I still want to have sexual relations with Pepper, and Sidewalk Kid now that she linked a picture.
Meet me behind the swing set in 20 minutes.
49. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 10:15 AM
@Ollie
You are correct. Most posts ever this weekend... I felt like a noob this morning catching up on stuff...
50. Timbo - August 24, 2009 10:23 AM
I usually check up on my Geekologie on Saturdays, but I still had a lot to catch up on...
51. slotzan - August 24, 2009 10:30 AM
I'm sorry but in my honest opinion anyone who gets excited about this should just stick forks in their eyes and go play mario bros. on the nes. This is not new or original, just the same regurgitated crap to please fanboys.
52. naas - August 24, 2009 10:35 AM
I don't bother reading most of the weekend comments even when I check the site every couple hours, it's a different group of folks for the most part & they're not as cool as you guys. I don't care about their opinions like I do yours
There's a lot of long rants & arguments also, weekend commenters are so passionate about what they're commenting on. I didn't & don't bother getting in on that stuff, although I refer to a priest as jesus' tampon I believe on saturday
With that, I am sad that I won't be spending this week with you. I've been assigned on a hit that puts me in a secret part of the world I can't reveal nor communicate to you from. I may have said too much already. If I'm not back in 1 week, I didn't make it. Please give my best to GFS
53. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 24, 2009 10:35 AM
I Want A Wii. After playing Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort, I'm in love. Now I want a Wii and this game.
54. Ickorus - August 24, 2009 2:18 PM
I wonder if Nintendo will ever stop mooching off the same 3 or 4 franchises and come up with something new.
55. jaime - August 24, 2009 2:31 PM
looks good.
56. Baxter Pancake - August 24, 2009 2:50 PM
I don't have a Wii or any friends but I hope to make friends with somebody who owns a Wii.
57. Ajslizard - August 24, 2009 5:08 PM
Between this and the remake of turtles in time, I'm happy. Sidescrollers > Modern 3D Crap.
58. GFS is to lazy to us his full name - August 24, 2009 5:53 PM
@naas
I'll miss you buddy!
59. ProteinMonster - August 24, 2009 11:17 PM
That looks like extra fun...can't wait to play