Aug 6 2009Two 14-Foot Laptops + Terrible Hosts = This
In an attempt to sell me parts to make a bomb, Radio Shack is hosting 'The Shack Summer Netogether' for the next couple days. What the hell's a netogether? Imagine two 14-foot laptops, one in San Francisco and one in New York. Now imagine two idiot moron hosts with distorted mics talking to each other about the most asinine bullshit. "What do you know about Miami?" "I know they have a basketball team". I'm not even kidding, I almost impaled myself on my laptop. But I didn't because I love you. No, not you, you. Mmmm, those massive jaws and little arms. "RAWR!" OMG -- you know what that does to me!
I'm warning you, it's painful to watch
Thanks to Stephen, who saved himself the trouble and punched himself in the eyes and ears for two hours.
Reader Comments
1. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2009 9:35 AM
Ugh. Just ugh.
The stupidity of humanity is making me doubt our survival against the invisible zombies where not even a stair can save you. *sigh*
2. delsolracing - August 6, 2009 9:35 AM
That was very, very painful. Could not even finish watching it.
3. bob - August 6, 2009 9:35 AM
kalabunga
4. shadwag - August 6, 2009 9:35 AM
i don't get it.
5. Jules - August 6, 2009 9:36 AM
FIFTH!
6. Jules - August 6, 2009 9:38 AM
Seriously though, I'd rather talk to a stone than talk to anyone in that video.
7. astreastar - August 6, 2009 9:43 AM
The question "WHY?!?!" is begging to be answered. Is there a point to this?
8. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2009 9:45 AM
There is no point, #7, only pain.
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 6, 2009 9:47 AM
mmm...girl scouts...cookies...YOU'RE A TOWEL!
10. Grimlock - August 6, 2009 9:52 AM
This makes me so very glad i left "The Shack" four years ago before they started doing dumbarse things like this.
11. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 9:52 AM
@ everyone. i want to bang your butts until the room stinks, then i wanna eat your butts in that stink. also, is it bad that i wash my face with my own jizz rag?
Love RDA (the real one)
12. hollywood_hillbilly - August 6, 2009 9:54 AM
The real story here is that you are posting before the superficial writer.
13. naas - August 6, 2009 9:54 AM
stupid
14. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 9:56 AM
@naas. how many wieners could you suck before taxes?
fun fact about trRDA: I poop standing up
15. Timbo - August 6, 2009 10:03 AM
@11 souns like someone's trying too hard...
"The Shack" ...wow... how hip and cool....
16. Mih0 - August 6, 2009 10:12 AM
So... you're saying I still can't bolt to "The Shack" to buy that 100kohm resistor I desperately need for a $5 premium. I've got to wait the 2 days for Jameco to ship it. It's still an electronics flea market with shitty "off-brand" knockoff components and tools selling for 2x the internet price?
I've been calling it "the shack" for years. And not in the 'tin-roof, rusted' way either.
In the 'shitty broken down hovel in the middle of the woods that might have a rusty tincan of tomatoes or a raccoon in the oven waiting to attack and give me rabies' kind of way.
Someone owes me royalties....
17. Ollie Williams - August 6, 2009 10:12 AM
Guess I'll skip this one based on it's reviews here.
18. STOMPY - August 6, 2009 10:13 AM
@11
http://star-trek-psa.ytmnd.com/
19. GoSS Jerk - August 6, 2009 10:15 AM
@12 I totaly agree..... i usualy dont get any cool distractions at work for another couple of hours.... lol
20. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 6, 2009 10:21 AM
@16
http://blogs.sltrib.com/burger/uploaded_images/B52-761864.jpg
21. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 10:29 AM
lolz guys this is soooo funny and junk. lets tell jokes
what do you say to a woman with to black eyes?...
... NOTHING! you already told her twice
22. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 10:29 AM
two*
23. crack - August 6, 2009 10:30 AM
They would not post any of my requests to see more of the big boobie girl in grey sweater. But they did post "Hi for Bewbz."Victory is mine.
24. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 10:33 AM
heres another one: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
25. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 10:35 AM
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”
26. Radioshack = Twat - August 6, 2009 10:40 AM
I put in there "Radioshack is a twat"
....they didn't post it.
27. I hate Radioshack - August 6, 2009 10:43 AM
I tried again with "I hate Radioshack" and they didn't post that either. I think it's fake.
28. Victory is mine!! - August 6, 2009 10:45 AM
I just saw my "I hate Radioshack" scroll by!
What else can I put in there....hmmmm??
29. Lizzie - August 6, 2009 10:49 AM
What do you do when your woman comes out of the kitchen to yell at you??
make the chain shorter.
Why are woman's feet small?
so they can stand closer to the oven.
30. Rigged - August 6, 2009 11:01 AM
How are they policing the comments? I have only been able to get 2 comments to come through.
31. Ollie Williams - August 6, 2009 11:06 AM
@30
Don't use profanity.
32. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 11:06 AM
@ lizzie, your f**kin COOL! for realz, your playin for keeps and i like that
if a woman's man keeps telling her to make him a sandwich, what would be a good come back to put him in his place?
She'd better comeback with a f**kin sandwich!
33. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 11:08 AM
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
34. Daisy - August 6, 2009 11:11 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was given the signal to launch the missle in his silo and couldn't go through with it, prompting the DOD to automate the system.
35. catch22 - August 6, 2009 11:12 AM
@16 GO WITH DIGIKEY, THEY OVERNIGHT AND I JUST GOT DONE WITH A PRICELIST FOR THEM AND THE RESISTORS ARE PRICED PRETTY WELL
(THEY JUST DROPPED THEM ALL 5-10 CENTS EACH)
http://search.digikey.com/scripts/DkSearch/dksus.dll?Detail&name=311-100KCRCT-ND
36. still rigged - August 6, 2009 11:13 AM
@31 not using profanity. Been using a mixture of different messages.
Only 2 that have worked "I hate Radioshack" (surprised that one made it)
and "to the girl in the grey sweater, I love you"
failed have been, "Geekologie rules" "My johnson smells like your mom" "This does not work" "Hello from your mom's bedroom" "I love 4chan" "The Shack = The Tw@t"
It will boogle my mind if they have a group of people there monitoring all the messages and releasing only the ones they feel like.
37. still rigged - August 6, 2009 11:17 AM
and I forgot "would you like to see my 12 inch laptop?" that one didn't work either.
The only ones that are allowed to come through are from their lameass stores. One idiot said "I can't wait to open the doors. I love my job" I suspect there was some sarcasm in there somewhere.
38. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 11:29 AM
my wieners smells of lavender and germ-x
39. Freddy K - August 6, 2009 11:51 AM
Can't see any video at work... oh well. It seems pretty lame anywho.
But now I need to see the girl in the grey sweater.
40. Clint - August 6, 2009 12:15 PM
FORTIETH!!!
41. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 12:22 PM
@ clint, so what bro that doesnt mean your cooler then me, i wanna fight you so bad its making my pubes fall out.
on a side note, one time i masturbated with pro-active and my penis disappeared
42. Pew³ - August 6, 2009 12:29 PM
@SmokingGirl. I know when you refer to "stair" your'e thinking of me.
*blush*
43. longcat - August 6, 2009 1:29 PM
someone needs to inform /b/
44. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2009 1:31 PM
I'm always thinking of you, Pew...
*blushes*
45. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 6, 2009 1:55 PM
Looking at the screenshot gave me a flashback to watching G4's coverage of the Con... Why Elijah, why!?!?!?
46. Dantheman - August 6, 2009 2:07 PM
I swear that is the guy from derrick comedy on right now in San Francisco
47. Willie Dixon - August 6, 2009 3:20 PM
Horrible.
48. Austin - August 6, 2009 3:43 PM
SUCKS!!!
All.there.talking.about.is.how.laggy.it.is.and.how.bad.the.quality.is.to.eachother...
whioch.just.goes.to.show.there.products.FAIL..."Look.there's.a.pigeon.in.front.of.me!!"
he.talked.about.that.for.2.min.also...seriously.
49. wtf - August 6, 2009 4:08 PM
LOL the website made my firefox crash the first time I went to it.
What a POS.
50. Jaded Icon - August 6, 2009 7:05 PM
@ 48
Austin! Get your keyboard fixed!
BTW: Seriously, I think these hosts get paid with remote control cars.
51. John - August 6, 2009 7:29 PM
All the people who ruined Blockbuster Video in the last 5 years, went to "The Shack" nice to see what they've been up to. This is Retarded and...nope just Retarded.
52. GeekoFan - August 11, 2009 4:57 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/