Aug 29 2009There's An App For That: iPhone Fauxmercial

This is a fake commercial for iPhone apps. I thought it was pretty funny. And not just because stalking ex-girlfriends is funny, because that is only mildy humorous (but mostly sad and creepy). No, I just couldn't get enough of the guy's voice. I must have you on my home answering machine!

LEAKED: New iPhone commercial [adamthinks]

Thanks to The Baroness, who had an iPhone for a day and then dropped it and broke it BECAUSE SHE MEANT TO.

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W̶͔̩͔͖̘͔̐͊̆͆ͮ̄́͢e̋̆͆ͬ͏̸̭͖͙͕̙̦ͅ ̧̱̩̲̣̲̹̖͇͛̿͋͐͛͑̃̚l̡̛̰̠̖͖͓͋̔͗͆͛ͦ͜ḯ͎̒̽͘͞v͚̙̯̝̥̂͌͞e͍̞͖̔̈́̌͂͋͊,̴̻̯̱̰ͣ̚̚ ̟̝̻̯̜͎̘̆͆͗̀̓̅ͥ̃́a̵̯̜̦͊̇ñ̨̨͔̚d̳̭̫̮̞̬̘͎̭̄͐̿ͫ̏͑ ̨͉̗͉̄ͪ̆w̱̤͕̠̝̣̮̽̈́̿̕e̷͔̜̝̞͈͔̐͛͆͒̄̀́ ̴̳̮̮͇̪͐̂̕͠l̷ͫ̓ͨ̊ͧ̂͏̥͈̲͓̹̭̲͍i̢̛̙̜̍ͧ͑̾̇̽ͩ͆̀ͅv̵̞̘̺͎͕̊̒̄̑̒̆̚ē̥͚̟̞̘̫̘̓͐ͅ,̷̤̬̤̣̓͞ ͬ͗̋̊̋̐͌͏̼̻̭̬͙̳̭̣ą̲̟̩̝̥̘̫͖̆̈̃͑͛ͦ͗ͮ́͘n̼̝̖͖̹͔̟̳̰͑̂͠͠d̾̅̒̚҉̟̜̪̩́ ͇̂͋͢l̖͎̥̤̺̎́̔̃̌̕ĭ̯̠̮̤̑ͥͬͫ̊̌́v͈̮̜͉͓͙͎͇͗͘ę͇͓͖͉̠͚̪ͥ̀͛̎͠͡ͅ.͓̰ͬ̓̌̚ͅ ̡̣̜̯̜̭͊̚͢
̦͚̎̉ͥ̂͒̉W̜̳̬̼̐ͥͨ̓̽͠e̵̷̡̹͕͓̲͛ͣ̾͆̉̊̚ ̢͓̼̞̠͖͖͙̫͖ͭ̓ͪ̎ͨc̡̡̺̘̞̞̩̤ͧ̔͆̀͑̏ä̝́̊ͧͪn̨̙ͯͫ͂͋͑ͪ̄̉ ̶̛̘̣̩̞̲̺̮̥ͦ̈́̌̆̎̋n̞̪͖̳̘̫̈ͧ͗̔ͭͫe͊́ͭ̑͋͑ͤ̽͏͕̼͕̩͎̻̕v̶͚̭̹̩͉̮̻̓̽ͩ́ȩ͖̺̭̖̥̺ͮ̐̉ͩ̚̕͞r̛̮̉͌ͨ́ ̷̭́̾̈́̄̅̈́̅ͦ̀̕d̷̖̜̫̼̗͎̈́ͫͯ̕i̢̜̖̙̘̱̖̖̞͕̐̽̊e̴͔̤̦ͣ̃ͮ̒̚.ͩ̄ͭ̿̎ͣ͏̵͔̫͓̟ ̫̳̼̏̄͡
͔̲͚̯̍̈́̍͐ͩ͒̈͢͠W̝͍̤̳͓ͮ̊ͥ̈́ͪͅe̩͖̝̱͔̞͈̬͉̊̔͌ͫ͂́ ̡̱̥ͧͫ̅́͋ͦ͊̚s͒ͭͩ̌̿̍̋ͣ͞͏̳̱̺ë̴̪̞̻̩͐̊̉̽̈́͂̎̽̕͝e̴̙̣̽̂͒ͥͬ̉̓́,̡͚̫̫̞͇͗̋̍͒̓̋ ̢̞̮͓ͬ͐̑̋̑̈́w͎̩͇̥͉̫̍ͩͬͤ̉e̛̖͚̲̤̞̹̖̫̊͋̂̌̓͛ ̡̥̩̩ͤ͗̾ͫ̊̈́̓ͅl̸̬̣̞̠̦̮͓͗̅͘͞e͔͖̰͙̥͈̼͖̿̉ͬͫ́ͫ́̀͢ấ̶͓̞̘͈̼r̪̟̠̩̥̅̕n̴̖̺̜̔̊ͭ͡,̵̜̗̤̆̐̊͋̓͋ͪ̾ ̞͎̱̹̺͖̬̠͇͑̇͟͡w̛͗҉̛̯͕̠͚̣̝̤ȩ̛̝̺̟̃́́ ̨̼̞̲̗ͣ̂̇́̇͊ͪ͟r͙͓̦ͮ̍̉̔̀͡ē̛̖͍̎ͤ̀͞͝m̥̺͚̞͙̭͔̙̃ͮ͢͡e̵̳͉̖ͨͯͫ͐͌̀͠m̦̱̦̯ͣͨb̢̪̣̞̘̙̣̥͍̽̋̂͛̌ͩ͝e̤̤͕ͮͪ͘r͎͍͉ͣ̆̑ͭ͂̿̃͜͠,̳̰͙̐͠ ̝̭͖̬̱͔̹̇ͣ̉ͫ̎ͬ͢o̡̫̹̗̦͍͑̌̇̓̿ͬ͜n̟̟̭͚̰̗͎ͩ͊ͨͥ̄̕͘͞ẉ̗̦̭͈͙̈̉ͨ̂ͫ͠ä́ͬ̾̊͏̞̰̲̺r̴̡̲̱͉̿̇ͭͦ͑́d̡͇̹̼̣͉͔͋͋ͥ͘s̸̛̮̠̹̣̺͎̓̒̉͗̈́̀ ̨̫̣͙̠̙͎̱̏ͣ̏͂ͨ̇f͖̻̝̖̜͍̯̈̒̕͠o̸͔̯̣ͪ̐͆ͤ̓ͭͦ̚̕r̘̀͊͒̉̍̐͝ē̴̖̦͎̠͙̗͙͖̌̐ͩv̮̟̩̳͎̰̗͎ͬ̿̆͊̓͞ȩ̲̥̂̄̑̑̍ͫ͐r̡̪̞ͦ̌͌͌͜.͖͆̓ ̫̻͖̫̭̜̄ͭ͊ͯ̐̔̃ͅ
̶̮̘̜̤̯̤̭̆͊̑̓ͥ̓͞W̓̄͂͏͖̠̙̠̼͕e̶͇͚͕̭̘ͥ̽̀̅̀͡ ̵̠̻͓̱̰̦̦ͮ̿́ͤ͌̚͜s͊̽ͫ̚҉̗͉e͕̋ͩͦͫ̾̓́ͧ͢ŗ̗͕͍͂͒ͦ́ͬͯ̀ͅv̺͚̭͈̏ͧ́̕ę͇̦̬̝̜ͨ̎ͩ̅͛̚͞,͈͇͉̱͔̺͊̾ͬ̓͋̀ ͈̮͍̬͐̄̕a̾͛҉̥̩͉͡n̢̛̘ͫ̀̽̽͆̇͐͗ḑ̦̱͍͇̘͇̥̖̊ͨͩ̇̉͞ ͖̜̞̆͛̅͂ͭͦ̄̿̀l̩̱̮̞ͩ͒̆̾ͮ͑͆̈́͝ẻ̮̪̗͈̞͉̖͗̊̃̽͡ḁ͓ͭͫͦ͌ͥr̸̴̭͕̱̠͍̾ͩ̓̊͌̃̓̊ͣn̩̘̖̹̙̉ͫͤ,͎̱̠͉̣͍ͦͮ̾͆ͦ́͝͠ ̵̨̭̫̥̬͖ͬ͡a̲̪̖̪̥̮̳̣ͮ̏͆͗́̚̕n̜̬̠̈̅̀d̃ͣ̃̃̀҉̖̝͈̣́́ ̴̢̼͔̼̯̏̑͗͋rͧ̌̑̀͒̋̈̚͜͠͏͇̣̘̣͔̠̭̠ë͔̫̬̽͛͌͑m͔̳̯̫̮͙͎̐ͬͭ̚ͅe̡͖̬͓͉͔̖ͩ̍͐ͪ̅̋ͤ̚ḿ̫͆ͧ̆̀b̷̨̰͕̪ͥ͌͠e̡̟̫̒ͣ̏͡r̵̳̮̤̖̹͇̬̫̈́̏̇̑ͧ̄̌͞ ̥͈̤̮̪̹͒ͨ̌̆͌̿ͩ͒͟͝a̭̯͚͓͊͂͐ͮͧ͐ͥ̕͢n̴̻̦̯͓̞̪͌̄̊́́̆̓̓͡͠ͅḍ̖̞̩ͯ̍̈́̀ ͚̔ͤ͘͠ͅr̢͉͓̹̩̳ͤḛ̶̺̑͊͂̕͢m̴̢̯̱͈̆̎͛̏̈́ͣ̀e̵̷̳̤͍̞̠̺̖̥̾̐̊ͨ̽̈́m̢͓͕̻̖̰̳̣͉̫͋͗̕b̸̭̟́ͦ̾̋͘͠e̤̜̦̊͋͊̓͛r̢̮͚͉̟̯̲͍̻̤̃̀̅̀ͨ̊͜.̪͖̣̩͇̣͙̤͖̽̀͟ ̶̩̟͙̋͌̈́͘
̢̲̞̜̣̤̗̟̪̔̃ͥͧ̉́͌̾͘͡W̵̢̩̜̽̓̊ͭ͒́̓ȩ̢̯͓̠̘̝̬͛̈́ͨ̎ͣͅ ̻͇̗̥̫̖ͣ̀̓̒̑̋̎ṛ̸͚̐͆͟e̷̢͚͚̻͉̓̓ͨ͊͒m͎̟̺̘̂͆e̘͓ͧͫ͆ͤ͜ḿ͙͎͇͌ͤ̽̈̋b̢̭̼̲̣̙ͯ̃ͭ̅ͥ̕ḙ̷̞̦͓̣̯ͮ͊̓̃̈́ͫ̕͞ȑ̖͚̜̤̻̉ͪͅ ̈̔̈́͐͏̛͙̱͇a̛̦̭͕̥̻̜̲͖͈̎ͪ͑ͨ́̾n̻̹̼ͥͧ͘d̶̟̭͎̦̅̽̃̆ͯ̓ ̢͓̞͍̬̣̳͖͓͛w̵̙̭̠ͭ̓ͅa̪̙ͬ͐͒͂͂ͭ̑ͦ͜t̡̢͈̠̿̈́̾́̐͐͡ç̵̝̠͎̍ͅh̸̡̫͍̠̹̘͉̟̰̺ͨ͐̔ͣ̕ ̵̶̪̜͈͙̬ͥ͑͛̃̄̽f͔͔͚̻͆̽̓͛̽̑ͤ̀ͅo̸̙͈̟̖̭̮͈͂̔̀̀ͅͅr͕͈̹̰̞̹̐ͦͬ́ͮ̆̽ͪ́ ̶̶͙͙̭̮̗̭̟ͧ̎ͣͤ̒ͧ̋̃͋͜ȉ̱̘͎̱̐͠n̨̫͚̤̖̱̅͆ͥ͊̏̿́́ͅt͓̑͐͗̃ͤͨ͝e̛͙̮̙̰͈̱̝̝ͮ͆̋̌̂͂r̡̺̯̝̳͕̗̞̟̲͑̓̑̌̂́ėͦ̏͊ͥ̃̑͑͏͉̯̦͖̲̙̺́s͕̻̰̻̣͕̈́̑ͬ̅̈͞tͯ̽̿ͮ̄̃͏̶͇ͅ.͔ͣ͆̊̈́͑̍͂͟ ̢ͧ͏͇
̬̱̲͔́ͧ͂ͭͩͬ̋͢Ḩ̴̢̼͖̺͉̜̪̠̐ͯ͂ͤ̿ͦe̦͙̝͖͖̯̮͂̔̓̏ͦ̓ͩ͐͝ ̷̡̛̯̠̆̒̋̈́̄c̨̡̛͔͖̗̪̄́ơ̰̣̮̤̘̩̔͌ͅm̵̸̢̩̮̲̆́̓̒̇͊e̼ͦ̋ͧ̃̓́͞s̻̩̠̗͒ͥͭ̇̂͋̚,̡͈̰̝̦̥̼ͬ̅̏̕ ̢̖͖̰̰̖ͥ̏͑͋̎̊ͦ͘u̢̩͕͖͍̲ͣ̓̔̌ͯͧ̚̕n͉̙̞͛͊ͯͧͫͩ̕͢r̩̣̓̈ͭ̑̂̓̅̚ȩ͔̫̗͖̺̰͂͒̄ͣͭ̈́ͪm͍̣̹͇̼̻͒̌ͩ̀̓̀͠e̶͓̝͙̼͉̩̯̐̈́ͭ̎̽͆̓͗̏͜m͚̱̥͔̱̥̳̖͂ͯ̉̕b̥̺̻̳̙̼ͣͤ̉̽̅̚͘e̶͖͑͊ͧ̉̍͌ͅr͖̹̩̲͓͍͇͙̊̎ͦ̌ͦ͠iͧͩͭͤͥ͏̧̘̠̪ñ̜̗̻̱͐ͥͭ͑ͨ͜͠ͅg̥͛͆̔ͪ̏̾́͑̔,̛̫̺͙̙̥̻̖ͨͪ̇̀̂ͧ̕ ̺̝̘̌ͭ̆ͦ͘͠o̭͙̻̐͛̚̚u̡̘͍̘̞̱̝̜͛̑͑ͯ̓̓̈͊̐͞͠t̐ͤ͒̏͂̄͛̈́҉̛͎̠͖̫̱̥̦͍͞ ̰̻͖̭̳̿͊̐͌͊o̸̻̭̺̩͇̯̲͖̫͂ͣ̃́̂̔̋̒̕f̐ͣ̅͟͏̟̹̞̫̝̹̫̝̪ ̵̲̬̣̜̣̮̦͚͛ͧ̂̕͞m͚̳̖̝̍̎͑͋̾ͣ͘͠͝i̵͈͉̍͋̃͌́͑ñ̸̠͍̱̾̈͡d̶͉̯̾̒̓ͩ̔̓̐͆͘͡.̛̛̌͛͆ͮ͏̳̦̭͚͍͕ ̧̲̈ͧ̇ͩ̔̈́͜͢
̦̭͐̄ͧͩ̅ͩ͡H͕̤̉̓ͩ͑ͫ́̚͜e͈͉͖̣̻̼̒́̈́ͧͨ̑̑͋͢͞ͅ ͓̻͍̝̟̘̻̂ͭg̖̥͋̎ͯͣͦ͞r͈̭̋̍ͭ̏̿͞͠o͔͍̼̙̱͗̏w̼̣ͯ͛̔̚s̨̨̥̻̟͉͖̻̮͆͛ͫͪ,̨̙̖͕͈͔͊̾ ̧̙̐̆̾̌̚h̡̻̦̯ͪ̈́e̸̡̢̠̯̟̹̒̓ͧ́͌ͅ ̺ͭͥͩ́̍ͭ͡b͌ͩ́̇͡҉̼͚̰̲͕͠l͓͓͉ͪ̂̀͠o̵͍̠̗̓́͘o̵̧̺̰̻̤̯̩̥̟̍̔ͫ́m̢͇̗͕̿͂̅ͭ̃͒͌̾͜s̴͖̄ͅ,̈́̀̌̓ͣͫ̽͏͔̮̤̞͠ ̸̐ͯ̽́ͯͣ͏͕̠̘̯̖̯̰̝͠ù̟͇̅̉ͤ̅̃ͫ̂͠ͅn̛̺̝̥͎̈ͮ͘͡ŕ̸̺̭e̸ͮ͑ͯͥͩ̈́ͥ҉͔̜̩̣̘͈̳̜m͓̫͙̩͕̩̥̼̃͢͞ȩ̡̨̖̫͕͙̹̙̟̖͂ͭ́ͣ̈̄m͉ͣ̒͂̀ͥͦ̋͂͟b͚̜̫͇̞̙̃̂ͬͯ̐ͪ̀e̢͎̖̬͎̦̝͔͊̈́ͯͨ̑̂̆͛̏r̛̪͈̙̝̐ͭ́͗́̒̈i̼̤̒͐̏̾̿͑n̵͙̦͉̝̦̹̍͡g͚̹̰̤͕̳͚͂̈̑͝,̢̒́̍͊͏̛͈̰͎͉̗̝̤͍̲ ͇̼̩͔͍̰̎̀͡o̙͉͎͙̲̖͌ͪ̂ͮ͊̇ͯ̏ͧư̱̥̻̙͈͎̰͚͛̈́̆͐̃ͯ͟t̸̸͇̳̗͈̳̣ͧͦ̑̊̀ ̤̙̗͓̖̬̰ͬ̓ͯͤ̓ͯ͐͐͢͟o͙̙̮̞̪̱̻̻͚ͯ̿͂f̜͚̈ͮͦ̕ ̛̱͑̐̏̑̄̽͗͘s͎͍͉̬̜̯ͤ̓̾͌ͣ͜i̴͚̝̼̪̭̗̤̼ͫ̇̋̅̂́ͭ̀g̭͚ͫ̾̈̀̈͊͢͡ͅh̴̸̛̭͓̱̗̩̜͇̓̿t̸͕̮̥͓̔̋͞.͉̠̂̉͐̑̿͞ ̗̰̹̜̞̩͂̿ͮ̈
̴̣́̊̒W̹̺͎̋̇̓̄̚ę̷͚͔̪ͥͭ̄̂͐̚ ̷̠͈̠̿̽ͫ̈̄s̲̯͖͚͎̣͖͉ͣ̇̄̿̾͒ͩͯ͞eͫ̍͂͏͏͙͎ë͎͔͓͚̥͚͈ͅ ̵̪̱̤̲̥̪̣̔̈́͂̂͘h̶̹̜͔̳̟̯́̍̏ͨ̅̔̀͘į̢̭̱̙͙̙̳̫̺̎ͦ̒͊͛́ͬͧm͎͖̟͉̾̑̀͋ͯ̊͆͒͟,͈͚̘͓̟͖ͯ͌̐ ̰͇̻̤̯ͫͫ̊͆ͅp͙͕̟̟̗͚͇̞̅̈͘͜o̙̝̦͍̿̈́̀͠i̘͈̗̲̠̿̍ͨ̊ͫ̊̃n̩̤̙͎͕̯̦̜̽̀͑̅̓̾̌̉͡͞t̵̬͈̭̥̼̩̠̘̋ͧ͊ͦ͒̚ ̻̝̪̞̻̜̜̼̟̊ͪ̿ͬ̒͑̏͜f̣ͧͣ̑̆̊ͮ̌́͘ỏ̷͚̄ͫ̆̿̃ṙ̵̳̼̲̤̘̲̱͍͉̔ͬ ̶̱͎̤̗͚͗̋ͮ̓ͮ̕ͅḥ̗̥̜̫̻̙ͥ̀î̀͌͌̌̿ͩ̈́͏͍̞̱̰͍̙̲ͅm̨̛͎͍̦͚̼̰ͭ̈́ͭ͘,̧̹̗͕͉͇̳́ͤ͂ͨͪ ̗ͪͦ̊̚ā̖̹̲̞͋͡n͇̗̰͔̝͓͔͈̾̂̑̎͗d͒̒̿̎͏̗̖̜͇̤̼̯͞ ̮͙̳͉̜̱̹̊ͬͣr̉̀͏̳̼̯̣͓͉̤͟ͅḙ̘̗̐̏m̴͍̋̾ͤ͑͐̓ͨ̅e̶̮̥̩̙̱̜̬͛̆ͧͭ̃ͥ̋̉͜m̛̟͚̹͓ͮ̓̊ͤ̉́̕b̴̬͔͙̩̺̳̝̓͂̇͟ͅr̷̡̳͖̆ͯ̈ͧ̀̋a̹̱̜͔͌́̒͐̅ͩͣ̑ͬ͟͞ņ̵ͥͤͪ͆̚͏͉̮͈̼̦̙ͅcͯ͒̈ͥͪ̂̚͏̶҉̼͉̘e̻̳̥̦̐͗̈́ͤ̋ͬ͠ ̨͖̮ͣ̍ͫ͞͞ś͏̱̩͉͢h̵̟͖̦̺͍̩̭̗ͪ́͌̅͑ͩ͜͜ǫͮͮ̑͑͌͋͏̪̯͚̫̤ẃ̵̟͇̹̯̤̅͡s̪̼̱͈̮̤̹͚̤͒͒ͣ̌͋̚.̸͈͙̼͖̇̾͜ ̢̺͕̫̀͋̅̾͘͝
̪̠̩̺͎͉̰̤̓͐͝H͙̼̳̠ͫe̢̥̺̜̟͎̰̅͐ͦͤͮ͞ ̡̬̎̌͌t̊̾͋ͭ͋̾͠͏̷̺̫̯̯̻̟͚̟͎ȓ̷̛͕̦̟̟͔͇̅̉̄̈́̅́a̛̤̳̖̰̪͖͎͆̋ͧ͡ͅv̶̧̞͍̭͚͗̽ͦͥͮ̈̐ͬͩe̘͕̬͙̹ͯ̄ͨ̍͢͜͞ļ̛͆̒͒ͮ͏͕̳̯̲͚̖ș̢̻̥͕͗̿̏̂͆͋,̛̙̻͕ͩ̈́͐̂ͨͧ̎͜ ̧̙͓̦̲͕͎͕ͬͮ̓ͯ͊̑̈́̕s̄͐ͫ̀͋͌̃͐̇͡҉̤͖̥͇̬͕̭̟̲e̘̱͍ͮ̈́̉̏͡ä̸̗̣͕̫͎͕̠͋̕͟ͅr̘̖̘̘̫̙͍̓̽̉̽̊͝c̷̱̠̭̼̼͑̅ͨͭ̄̌̋ͨ̅͡ḧ̴̨̡̘̙̰̞̰̜͙́̆̑ͦ̊̇͐i̯͚̝̐̈́̂ͦ̚̚n̡̟̮͖̂̄̿ͅͅg̴̜̝̹̪̬̝̣̪ͤ̂̍ͬ̔ͧͅ,̢̤̩̪͎̜͎̀͂̈ͨ́̔ͫ̈́̕ͅ ͮ͊ͫͯͤ̑͋̈́͟҉̵̫͍̠͍͍̙̰p̦͚̽ͯ̎͆ͨu͖̠͙͈̯̔̍z̨̼͂ͪ̓̑͌͛̊zͫ̔͌̑͞͏̳͉̜͍̩̳l͐ͦ͋̅͊҉̱̖̮̟̮͟ͅi͎̩̖̳̘̰̦͖̦ͩ̾̉ͪ̅͜͢͟n̵̪̳̥̊ǵ̘̬̼̝ͫ͒̋̾,͇̳̖͕̘͑ͭͩ́͗̚ ̪ͨ͆ͧtͧ̓̃̓̔̎҉̺̙r̰͈̩̜̮͚̻͈̝̆̂ͥͪ̇͋̓ͭo̱͓͍̪͓̒̋u̵͇̣̽̓ͦ̉͆̑ͬ̀b̸̖̖̮͎͖ͣḽ͈͔̹̋̀͢ͅĕ͕̬̣̥̆ͩ͒̒ͭͧͨ̆͢ḓ̭̲̤̩͖͕͓̺ͦ͑.͂̀҉̛͇̣ ̡̬͍͖͕̪͒͜
̡͙̮̬͓̫ͣ͋̈́͠H̱̟̓̔̀̕eͤ҉̼̦̪̺̱̯̩̕͢ ̙͉̜̠ͬ͌͞ͅs̴̗͕͎͓̻͙̯̜ͧ̄̊͟͠e͚̥͚͂ͮͧ͂͞ͅė̜̻͚̝͒͞k̢͔͎̘̃̂̽ͩ̑̐̈ͫ͘s͍͔̳͎̼̗̳̪͑̈̕͟ ̢̤̱̰̇̌̅ͦ̓́̚͘h̷̝̞̺̦̳̭̲͆̓͞e͉̺̬̹ͦͧ̉̎̀l̼̘̲̦̦̤̂͢ͅp͂̚͏̶̦,̟͑̿̉ͯ͂͊ ̛̟̳̻̩͔̥̮͚́̐ͭ͌̃̔̒ṱ͇̠̝̗͉̹̳̳̈̅͌͘͝͝h̲̤̰̹͇̖͔̼͚̊̓e̬̬̗͈͕̙̳̥ͣ̅ ̭̦͎̪̯͚̙͛ͪ̎ͪ͗͌̏́l͕͖͖̮̥͊ͩ͌̃a͎̩̮̭̪͐̈́̐̅̿ͪͨͫ͜ͅş̟̱͈̥͎͚͇ͭ̌ͦͨ̉̿̽͝t̢̮̮͙̳͍͙̏̈́ͥͬ̈́ ͓̯̻̙̪͉̦̯̅̎ͭͦ̍̆̀h̼̣̱̰̊͂̀͟͞e̸͚̬̹̭͕͔̘̼͉̋̾͆͛́͢ḽ̳͕ͥ͛́͡p̨̡͋ͥ̂ͦ̃҉̯̠̬̱ ͔̭̀ͨ͌̍̐ͮ̊ͦ͝h̨͎̥̤̙̳͉ͤ̔̑͊͒ͦ̀̚̚ͅė͍̯̇l̮͔̥̩̳͍ͪͨͩͦͬ̊͌̀̕͡p̒ͫ̚͏͎̪̗̯͇́̕s̸̞̥̺̀ͅ ͍͇̗͕̻͖̹̭̋ͣ̇ͣ̽ͬ̃̂̀̚h͔͔̬̯͚̆̽̾̓̽ͣ̽͘į̰͇̞ͪ͜m̫̦͉̌̄ͥͭ̔.͖͚̎͋͊́͟ ̻͍͙̣̹̪̾̈̂͛̔̅͢͡
͎̹̭͛̎ͯͤ͋̌ͦ̃͡͠H͈̙̳̍͐ͧ̍ͭͧ͗̏̕̕ė͙̯̖̮͜ ̻͇̼̓ͫͫt̐͆̀͏͉̜̤ͅr̷̙̠̹̮̳ͥ̆̀ͪ̿͡͡a̮͓̫̹͒͌̄̐̏ͦ̓͜v̳̯̐ͫ̈́ͧ̌͆ͯ̑̒͟͝e̡̱ͭ́̾̍̄̆͗ͤ̂̕͞l̛͉͍̞͓̳̰ͬͤ͋̂̉͌͋͂ş̿ͩ͊ͩ̚҉͚̻,̗̥̖̟͖̋̔ͩ͛ͦͦ͞ͅ ̤͕̮̱̳͍̫ͮ͂͂̀́ĥ̵̖̩͕͊̀e̻̭͔͕̰̚̕ ͙̦͔ͧ̿̑ͥ̒̌̚s̠̮͉̳͇̫͗́̉͛̒̉̚͟e̲̹̩̯̦͊ͦ̆͐̀e͔̹̰̭̤ͥ͑ͣ̓ͬ͛͑͂͞ͅs̙̝̟ͬ̃̓̏̇̚,ͬ͐͏̶̼͙̳̫ ̨̼͕̫̬̤̃̿ͅh̷͍̗̞͈͖̗̘̳ͨ̑͛̇ͣͩͮ͠e̥̿͂̆̾͑͝ ̸̣̠̙̹̺́̃u̳̠̭̱͆̅͌͊̍ͫ̓n̫͖̆͐̔ͮ̐ͨ̐́͝d̺̓̄ͧ̊̂͘͝ͅȅ͐͐̕͏̶̳̹̱͕r̛̩̦͉̹͉͇̺͍ͩs̈͐̏҉̰͙̼͙͉͇͖͈t̃͌ͤ̄͏̲͈͇̠͕a̢͔̦ͫ̒͟n̵̶͕̪̰̑̎ͯ̇̈́̅̔͋ͬd̸̮̺̰̮͗ͨ͐ͥͫ̀̽̕s̵̟̞̺̟͎̝̹ͬ͆̅̏̒͆͊͆.̡̤̥ͤ̿̃̊͐̏̇̾͡ ̝̮̲̻̈̀̚
̵̧̘̝͎̋̊ͣ̓̃͐̈́͐H̨̥̯͈͈̭͓̗̮͕̄̈́ë̴̵̠̟̞̜́ͦ ̹͕͌ͩ͊̅͛́ͥ́̚m̳̱ͯ̔̔̔͞î̷̤̮̫͙̑ͬ̍͊̓̏̓́͠s̡̺̞̼̺̽ͨ͗ͥ̇ͣͤ̽l̙̑̓̄e̛̹̙ͪa̅̋̀̽ͫ҉̨̭͙ḑ̣̳̠̠̯̜͎̗̑͛̉͑͜ͅs̨̤̬͔̺̘͚̘͌͘,̸̛̖̺̮̗̯̮̜̾́ ̴̗̗́͒ͦ͒̅̈́̑ͩͭh̬͔̣̞͇̼͆̃ͦ̄̈͝e͖͇͚̪̠ͦ̔̄͆ͯ̓̕ͅ ̤͍͋ͦͭ͊̽͘g̷͙̳̼ͯ̒̂̑̏ͦ̕a̶̸̓̓̒ͪ̋ͨ҉̞͕͔̜m̵̰͇̪̞͖̎̔̌̑͛ͬ̿̚b̴͈̫͉͆̃͐̃͂͐l̶̶̩̗͉̲ͨ̿ͫͨ͜ẻ͖̜̭ͪ́͛̏͒ͣs̭͚̤̝̀ͧͪ͐ͮ͡,̨̼̭̗̭̫͎̂̏͌ͤͪͭ̔͠ͅ ̨̬̘̹ͤ͐ͧ̉͞͡h̵͍̯̞̭̣͙̗̥͊̓̓ͪͬ̐ͤ͠͡ͅe̛̯̓ͪ͑ͦͮ̓̍̚̚ ̖̩̬̻̝̖̭̃ͥ̎ͬ̑͝s̴̨͇̤̙͑̐́ͫ̔̓ͩ̉u̙͇̼͓̣̩ͩ̌̿̈̓r̟͇̱̗͇̰̻ͪ͑͑̀p̔̌ͨ̽ͣͩ҉͎͙̳̤r̶̲̳͔̙̋ͭͨͭĩ̶̸̘̥̗̬͖̮̻̋̃͆͊̆͆s̱̪̻̩̙͔̤̯ͬ͆̎̄ͤͦ͂ͭ̀e̴̡͇̹̽͋̾ͨ̽̐͛͡s͈͙̺̣̳͙̏̀ͫ ͬ̽̋̍ͤ͛ͮ̾҉͇͙t̵̓͐ͨ͑͐́͏̴̖h̛͚̠̜͚̖̰̩̬̏ͮ́͛͑͑̓͗ȅ̷̞̜͍̱̮́̍̌͠ ̱̤̑mͭ͂ͩ͌҉̮̮̘̥i͓̱͇̱̲̖̝̽ͤ͛͂́̇ͭ̊̃͞ṋ͔͇̜͚͂̓͂̊̉ͨ̒͂͡d̨̜̰̯̳̳ͪ̽ͨ̽̏̉͌͋ͫs̴͓͎̗̲̬̫̘͔̍̆̑͑ͫ̈͑̾.̵̢̼͔̰̣̟͎̣̣͒͊͑́̚̕ ̡̲̜̙͈̘̱̪̬̔ͬ
̿̌̊̇҉͈͜Ḣ̊̈́͒̐̒̑ͫ̇҉̶͈̤e͉̝̹̜̮͓͛ͤ̉ͣ́̀ ̶̸͚̳̆̃̋̽͒ͫ̾̚d̨̹̱̺̬̝͇̲̊̾ͥͣ̇̐ͧ͒ͣȑ̯̯̫ͬ̿̂͒̊ͩ̚͜ä̝̰̻́̎͑͊̇̑g̸̲͓̻̞̯͑ͪ̈̆ş͉̫͕̣̺̊ͥ ̛͎̘̜͓͙̮̪͋͆u̧͚̳͈̪̰͚̬̬ͬͥ͘s͎̲͗ͫ̕,͎̀̽ͩ͊̌ ̡̠͕͓̫̮̋͐ͮ̀͘a̒̐ͫ̾̀̊҉̪͚̜͉̳͎̼͜ẃ̤̠͕͎͎̖̯̅̌ͭ̀å͙͖͖̣͉ͣͦͨ̿̐̈̈́ͭ̕y̵̱̼͐͌͡,̡̣̲̖̳̓ͩͦͣͧͪ̐̇͞ ̸̩̻̝͙̃ͤ͝ͅi̼͙̭̱̣̺̺̅̔ͣͫ̽̂͊̌͡n̻̹͎͊̀ͭͦͫ͂̄ ̡̨̡͖͕̬̳͚̞̺ͪͨͪ̆̎͛p̷̦̲̳̭̺̞̱̍͌ḁ̙̹̗̋͐̎ȋ̱̣̣͔̳̬̪ͩͥ̌̅͢n̩͈ͨͪ͑͑ͤ̽̔̊ͬ,̙̰̮̲̲̦̰̀̂̓͂ ̞͇̍̔̋s̛̘͍͉͎̮͙͓̈́ͭ̃c̴͖̥ͧ͑ͣ̊͂ͧͫͩ̀r̛̥̖͉͈̗̭͔͌͂͐ͬ̀̂̉́ė͙̼ą̨̖̺͙͓̉͋ͫ̋̀m̅̇̇ͨͧ҉͓͓̥̠ͅī̵͕̠̰̲͇̫͑n̖͉̘̽̋g̘͔̎̓̚͡͝.̙̫̻͎͐ͣ͊͝ ̡̗̙̬͙͖̭͇̔̎̉̆́ͫͧ͢
̫̝̾ͫ̉̍̀W̮̰͉̱̲̳̑͂̍ͦ͌͡ȩ̘̹͈̝͔̼̮ͨ͒̓̏̓̽̐́ ̿͂ͥ̾҉̴̩̬ḁ͙͍͓̟͙͙̃̐͗ͮ̾r̩̝̹̮̅ͫ̃̂͐̈ë̶̛̻́̉͋͐̃ͭ͐̾͢ ̳̹̳͓͚̠̞̝̀͢f̳̙̱͔̗̞͆ͪ̒̕͝r̖̣̝͔͖̱͗ͪ̓̐̅͌̃͢ͅe̛͔̭̤̥̯̞̹͂͑͡ę͙̙̟̘̪̻͕͔̩͌͂̊́͝,̶̡̪͙̪͑͗̓̐̇ͫ̏ͤ ̶̗͖̥̭̼̓̃̉̌̔̈́f̵̢̖̦̗̩͎̻̒̀ǒ̴̧̦̦͕ͪ͌̚r̩̫̰͔̣͚̲̖̟̂̔͒ͧ̽̏͐̕é̢̢̱̜̜͕̈́̉v̢͚̩̗̠ͮ̾͒ͤ̒̚ë̴͓̮͕̭̖̻͍͚͒̽̍̀ͅŗ̸͉̠̩̩̒̋ͩ ̚҉͈̥͇̤̘̰̞̗̠f̴͍̗͈̪̹ͣͥ̊ͬ̒͗̚͢ͅŗ̛̲̊͌̃͡ȩ̸̯̜͍̠̻͎̦̃̎ͪͤ͆ͭ͝e̡͕̰͕̱̼͔͇̼̽̇͟,̉̔̄ͭ̃̀҉̡̘̝̟͕̭ ̷̴̢͈̖̺̖̰͕͐
̸̵̙̫̮͖̯̟͕̇ͣ̓̌͘b̷̡͔̏͛̍̽̀͊̄͝e̸̺̖̗̫̤̮͚͙͕ͭ͑̐ͤͪͦ̚y̠̹͕̣͇͑͐ͧ̒̾͋͟ͅơ̩̥̻̻̘̟̾ͭͣ͛ͬ́n̡͌͌͑ͫ́ͤ̚҉͓̥͍̟d͖̞̲̏̊ͬ̑͑ͥ͑́ ̡͓̞͖̰͔̻͕̳̒̀ͤ͋̑͋̓̂̃a̱͋̒̓̑ͬ͡ḷ̼̲̯ͧ̓̄̾̔́͡͡l͉͕̞̗̩̜̩̓̍̊͂̽̓́͡ ̰̘̦̗̀ͮr̖̹͔͚̀̐̇̏̉̆͘͜͠ͅe͛ͦͮ̉̂ͤ̕҉͔̕s̢̘͉̺̠̖͍ͪ͛ͪͧ̾̀̚t̤̮ͥͤ͊̿̀͢r̵ͫ͌̿ͣ̈́̃͆͛͏̶͍̺͇͎̟ͅa̸̜̟̦͊ͦ̓ͨ͒͒̅ͫ͢ĭ̜͉̭̟̪̯̱̻̟̒̇n̫ͯ͆t̸̬̘̱͓͓͈̳̰̽̔͌ͣ͐ͤ͛ͥ͛͟…̶̦̙̗̫͖͕͖̪̬ͧ̑̊̓

haaaaalllaaarious! this needs to be aired on prime time TV spots. I'm pretty sure there are more IPhone APPs than there are people in this great country of political failures.

whaj yew dew?


wow, it's really building up momentum, isn't it?
seams are splitting, rivets popping.
where's Rosie when you really need her?


"turn on my VCR..."

Moo

iphone is awesome. i don't know how i had lived without it

you know what i think? i think we should have an app for Geekologie, so that everyone who owns an iPhone could know how awesome Geekologie is. i'm not even kidding... too bad i don't know enough programing to make an app. but this should totally happen.

R̩̝̹̮̅ͫ̃̂͐̈ ̛͎̘̜͓͙̮̪͋͆U ̈̔̈́͐͏̛͙̱͇T̏̈́O̱͓͍̪͓̒̋

Here's another good one.
http://blip.tv/play/zUmBmItEAg

Is there a hipnotizing app to erase my ex from my memory?

LOL that apps rocks!! /,,/

http://ubergosh.mybrute.com

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was going to blow up some germans in a movie, but got beat to it by a woman and a black man who started a fire. Later he carved a swastika in a nazi's forehead.

wait so is this like the newest firmware update for the iphone?

hahahah!! i wish he chose Hall & Oats as his lawyers!!

GW, i wish so hard you had invented that story about my new iPhone!

Hmmm.. I actually had 500€ i didn't know what to use for.. and i thought i could buy a new new iPhone, that's why.

@7 That's a great idea! Waiting for one of you geek guys to create that awesome ad!

@ Daisy

Ha! I've watched Inglorious Basterds a few hours ago. I like the reference.
You know what Daisy ? I would miss you after all if you stopped posting useless-annoying-but-sometimes-funny comments :D

Yeah, I know... this comment is even more useless than Daisy's

It even makes cars be cheaper

yet another reason for me to get one. i hope theres an app for creepy ex boyfriends......

This is pretty funny/creepy, seems an iphone could do anything. Also the 2nd women he was looking for, because he was required by state law to move one, looked better. And if I were going to commit suicide at least I'll do it with style, spend all my money on the most expensive sports car I could buy, because where will my money go? Or rent a Bugatti Veyron for a day and end it there hahahaha, $10k a day? HECK I'll rent 100 of them.

Must See!!!

http://alturl.com/obg7
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zom she's dating the Doctor!

Wow, I haven't been on this site in about a year...
Daisy's still going!

FIRST!!!!

@ 1 & 2

Just do the world a favor and die horificaly.

@ 7

MY God is a master a programing. You're a fake.

@ Baroness

I would too. Right now though I really miss GFS, naas, STOMPY, Ollie, PEWPEWPEW, and SmokingGirl. WHERE R U GUYS!!!

@ 24 this place isn't the same without them

@ Jaded Icon & GoSS Jerk... I couldn't agree more :'(

"My hair is in the pie Brian. And now it's inside of you."

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