Aug 10 2009That Was Quick: How Not To Wash A Car
This is a great example of how not to wash a car. Another example is driving your car into a neighbor's pool. Which, I already told you, I'll have out of there just as soon as I can rent a crane.
Thanks to Joemo, who once drove a convertible through a car wash and ruined the interior.
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Reader Comments
1. naas has too many duplicates - August 10, 2009 4:09 PM
CRUSSSSHED
2. kate - August 10, 2009 4:09 PM
THAT WAS AWESOME!
3. GizmoDuck - August 10, 2009 4:09 PM
NUMBER ONE!!!!
EAT POO POO EATERS
4. GizmoDuck - August 10, 2009 4:10 PM
damn.....
at least all my shitz are filled now
5. Cameron - August 10, 2009 4:10 PM
Did the crane driver die?
6. naas has too many duplicates - August 10, 2009 4:11 PM
@http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/1137304469448.gif
7. naas has too many duplicates - August 10, 2009 4:11 PM
damn, @3 http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/1137304469448.gif
8. BathCaptain - August 10, 2009 4:12 PM
This was just on
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/
9. naasⁿ - August 10, 2009 4:16 PM
Too bad it wasn't gasoline, think of what a great prank that would've been to light the whole place up
10. Etienne - August 10, 2009 4:20 PM
ha! gotta love the nice "oh merde!" the guy dropped ^^
11. STOMPY (doesn't think ur comment is funny) - August 10, 2009 4:28 PM
@naas
after seeing that gif I am starting to warm up to the idea of Japan anime...
12. naasⁿ - August 10, 2009 4:31 PM
@11 yeah, that bullets from the boobs part is hypnotic
13. Ryan - August 10, 2009 4:32 PM
Woah! it crushed the car!
14. WickedKitty - August 10, 2009 4:37 PM
merda means sh*t =O i just lost all my respect for a random person in the world that dumped water on his car smashing it.
15. Beastman AIDS - August 10, 2009 4:44 PM
I really wasn't expecting that level of damage.
So if you stood under the bucket you'd get smeared?
16. Cameron - August 10, 2009 4:44 PM
@11
Yeah, I already warmed up to that gif several times already.
17. Cameron - August 10, 2009 4:45 PM
fail. already already.
18. kate - August 10, 2009 4:48 PM
did it take the pain off too or am i hallucinating?
19. Freddy K - August 10, 2009 4:51 PM
@11 Yeah. Watching it again....
what was I giong to say?
20. Jim - August 10, 2009 5:18 PM
So that explains why my toilet shattered the morning after my wifes Burrito Madness party.
21. naasⁿ - August 10, 2009 5:28 PM
@20 if you wife's ass is as big as that crane scoop, then yes. If she's hot n skinny & that's not possible then please invite me to the next burrito madness party
22. greg - August 10, 2009 6:13 PM
the guy said "oh shit" in portuguese from Portugal
lol
23. Pew³ - August 10, 2009 7:23 PM
@22. I heard a guy say "oh shit" in Portuguese, but he was from Brazil.
Does that still count?
24. Jose - August 10, 2009 7:31 PM
I thought it was Mexican from Mexico
25. Ian Cunningham (Izzy) - August 10, 2009 7:51 PM
I'm American from the Indian ocean
26. Max - August 10, 2009 8:36 PM
@22 & 23
It's not fu**in portugese it's french !
" Oh merde! " this is french.
@10
D'autres francais sur ce blog ... on est vraiment partout :)
27. Alex - August 10, 2009 8:54 PM
Salut Max!
C'est effectivement francais de France! Ne pas confondre avec le Québecois où on aurait dit: Tarbarnak d'esti de calisse
So basically... yes, it's french!
28. PukeThighwatcher - August 10, 2009 9:03 PM
"portugese" How can you see the screen from under your brow ridge?
29. Daisy - August 10, 2009 10:18 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max shot a bounty hunter, but later the scene was reedited to make it look as if he didn't.
30. bren - August 10, 2009 10:50 PM
meh. I crusty crusty make cars go boom wee-wee!
31. pez dispenser - August 10, 2009 11:21 PM
i'm pretty sure most methods of washing a car do not involve a 5 story machine dumping water on it.
correct me if I'm wromg
32. PopMyCulture - August 11, 2009 12:02 AM
Awesome! That excavator looks like Demolisher from TF2:ROTF
33. Jiakasuma - August 11, 2009 1:21 AM
I've done better, I made the car wash my water
34. Craig ` - August 11, 2009 1:50 AM
they should make a transformer like that crane
35. The Baroness - August 11, 2009 3:50 AM
GW I KNEW you'd finally try to learn some French!!! :)
"Oh merde" is a good way to begin... very useful in case you would go to France... just in case ;)
I don't doubt of you outstanding skills in foreign languages guys but yeah sorry it is French.
@26, 27 Je confirme, nous sommes partout :D
36. GeekoFan - August 11, 2009 3:53 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
37. Pat - August 11, 2009 9:02 AM
Any idea what this was staged for? I mean, besides the awesomeness of seeing a car crushed by water. Any other background on it?
38. manny-o-matic - August 11, 2009 9:42 AM
@22 are you gonna take that man? Diss back and say something witty in portuguese that no one will understand like the french do.
39. STOMPY - August 11, 2009 9:54 AM
ahh yes, the french, easier and more enjoyable to make fun of than brutefags and firstards combined...
40. Lost - August 11, 2009 10:05 AM
@38 what the hell is wrong with you!? You're just as bad as theRRDA only his posts are actually sort of funny.
You also had to post twice just to figure out how to post a link. Damn you're a waste of hard disk space.
41. Timbo - August 11, 2009 10:42 AM
All it needed was a "sickie woo"
42. ManuMeuh - August 11, 2009 11:07 AM
Hey les Geek Français : ça pourrait être du Français Belges aussi ! Ou du Français Suisse !
43. Rodz - August 11, 2009 4:15 PM
"Oh Merda."
That was amazing.
44. Max - August 11, 2009 5:14 PM
@ 27 35 & 44
Salut a tous :)
Ca fait plaisir :)
45. Cédric - August 11, 2009 7:03 PM
This "Oh Merde" is actually coming from Colmar, France, where Liebherr giant cranes are built. The R9800 model is able to grab 42 cubic meters (or tons) of water. Filled with earth, that means something like 70 tons.
@ 27 35 44 & 46 : c'est sûr.
46. Sotesf - August 11, 2009 7:03 PM
no slow mo :(