Aug 3 2009Teen Girls Gaming: Twilight MMORPG Coming

god dammed twilight posts GW, NO MORE

your comments are too funny. I love geekologieeeeeeeee

good itll keep em indoors

makes it less likely to accidentally hit on one

Wow, that's lame. I like Twilight but this, this is just stupid. I mean what do you do in the game? Kill deer or other forest amimals? I'm not seeing the fun of this, maybe it's just me.

The twilite posts are making me want more Tokyo Flash posts.

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Drinky time. See you later folks.

...and by hit on one i mean the college aged "trendy ho" twihards..which are just as bad as the tween ones

gothic pubes

YAY ! TEENSEX FOR MEEEE :D

By the way, the name's Edward ;)

@8, Blow me.

At least maybe I'll meet some people who will finally understand me.

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i wonder what bastards are gonna snag the names bella and edward and how much will they go for on ebay

Blegh! Girls need to grow up.

never back down

Oh god. I fear that the Twihards are going to force everyone to play that game...

Just seeing the top third of that bookcover makes me shy away from THIS site.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So I watched that movie the other day to gaurantee myself some sex that night

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and guess what, it wasn't good, it didn't suck. It was boring, the actors weren't convincing, the story seemed cramed and rushed with pointless confusion that lead to no where. My guess is they tried to crame the book into too small of a time frame...

If you really like vampire movies, Watch Interview with the vampire, read the vampire lestat, and read or watch Queen of the Damned. If lestat ever came across those twillight vamps

he would rip their testee's off for even existing...

So.....a massively multiplayer online game of what? Everyone will either be a vampire or a werewolf. They will all run around the woods yelling "blah..blah...I von't to drink your blood" If they have human characters to play, those won't be very fun at all. You would essentially build your character for food. I would like to purchase this game only to take a sh*t on (and in) the box.

I think one of my video game blogs did a follow up on this guy. If I recall- he's had slightly more experience coding than my great grandmother, and its all fan based and unofficial. He's hoping that the fan base is so huge it becomes official. Which rarely if ever happens. If it does, it'll be run through a larger company. I hope the twilight fad dies before they can get a proper mmo out of it. Just think...if theres the option to play a day walking vampire or a werewolf, who would play a human except to taunt the vampires into eating them.

http://www.taintedsong.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/twilight-toilet.jpg

twilight = cancer

@16 you don't have to put yourself through that viewing to guarantee sex STOMPY, you have high speed internet. I'm guessing one of the following also possibly happened:

-you had a few glasses of wine
-you cried during a breakup scene
-both of those plus whats below
-your mom brought moulin rouge over & you fought over which one to watch first, evidently ending with plans of watching mama mia tomorrow night

(from the movie)
Edward: I vant to suck your bloood!
Bella: I vant to suck your cock!!!

When I play this game I'll be a unicorn. A were-unicorn. With a taste for blood. The blood of young virgins.

subconsciously I want to shop online for a macbook pro tonight

the devs need to be shot....

what?! twillight gets an mmo

i think they should make a harry potter mmo, with sum decent developers they could make a fairly decent game outta that

I can't believe they give this crap a game when there in no Firefly mmorpg. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

Eliza Dushku in Wet http://tiny.cc/5XZCn

Effeminate vampires that are afraid of vajayjay + moody emo slut + mmorpg = WTF?

@naas

You almost had it right, here is what I actually did

-had an3/4 of a 1.75L Chopin Vodka
-I was too drunk to remember any breakup scene
-my wife brought chronicles of riddick over & you fought over which one to watch first, evidently ending with plans of watching the happeninng tomorrow night
-procceeded to stager drunkenly outside to the park nextdoor at midnight with my glow in the dark golf balls and hit a few, puke in the trash can that was out there, drink another beer, pull a sign out of the ground and hammer throw it out into the marsh, wonder wtf i am doing and go to bed

Stompy, you sound about as fun as a barrel of monkeys.

shit stompy. would you mind mentoring me or something? it takes me an entire weekend to kick that much ass. you did all that on a sunday night?

Wow, what a waste of programming that could go towards a decent franchise. Plus the fact they(Stephanie Meyer)will go mad to get it out before the new movie(also crap)so it will appear thrown together, have boring and repetitive game play and they(she)will still make a ton of money because all the fan girls will go crazy over the whole be Bella thing.

I wonder... will the game have teen pregnancy, attempted suicide and block the words "said" and "fang"?

omg what has the world come too? where gay movies become MMORPG's. its almost too much to bare, im not going to lie the movie literally made me ill after i watched it.......i dont want to know what the F'ing game would do........so i say F that in the A. lol if i ever find a copy of it im going to break it. XD

an MMORPG set around Forks??? seriously?! What exactly is there in Forks to explore??

Guys, there is some hope. IT WON'T BE AN MMO.

http://www.twilightthevideogame.com/

Read the FAQS section and rest assured that half of WoW's player base won't play it. I'm surprised nobody has caught this little bit of info yet.

I just creamed my pants…no joke
THANK YOU GW! *sends u those naked pictures now*

this is becoming worse than hell-o kitteh.

Wao. Pepper = mmmmmmmmmmmm

@STOMPY

ACTUALLY WHAT YOU DID WAS UNKNOWINGLY GIVE THE SKYNET LAUNCH CODES TO A ROBOT INFORMANT ! YOU FOOL !

i think this is the single worst piece of news you have delivered, GW.

I'm going to go kill myself now.

Wait... an MMORPG set around Forks? Well i live in Port Angeles which is right next to Forks *which is a craphole within itself* but to set a game around Forks...is downright disturbing. Theres one road into that bitch and one road out. But no seriously GW down with the Twilight posts and up with the dino porn...chip chop chip.

Uh, way to misfire.

There is no MMORPG. If anything it will be a single player emo-venture. Read the website. No MMORPG.

When will the twilight end?

http://handyman54.mybrute.com

Funnily enough on the website it says they are not developing an MMORPG =/

I hate Twillight :(...

I'm with Leo - no amount of graphic rendering could ever make Forks interesting.

reading some of the comments here, it dawned on me (no pun intended) that there will very likely be a surge of babies born in the coming years named after various characters in the book.

i can see it now. a kindergarten class with 2 Bellas, 3 Jacobs, and 8 Edwards. oh, and the odd Carlisle or Esme. god help us.

that's why i'm going to name my daughter Hermione. lol.

(i joke!)

I'm impressed STOMPY! I like to get dunk, but not throwup drunk. You got to learn that drinking is a Marathon not a sprint. At least that's what my rubgy mates say.......but what do they know, they're just a bunch of babies.

VAMPIRES DON"T SPARKLE!!

A whole generation of men lost to WoW,
A whole generation of women lost to Twilight.

Hmm, maybe if they both stay in the basements and don't breed, the world will be a better place in twenty or so years.

Just sayin...

26 - I'd totally play a Harry Potter game. Not so much on the Twilight game... pretending to be a moody, whiney, uncoordinated little girl isn't my idea of fun.

46 - I actually do like the name Esme... hrm...

@26 Harry Potter would be pretty cool. They could have the whole good side bad side thing where you could be Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Or you could be on the good side and be one of those guys. Or you could be Snape and go between sides and do missions for both of them. You got my mind going now.

This is why I plan on naming my future, probably-not-going-to-happen children strange and interesting names.

@SG

You are going to name your children 'strange' and 'interesting names'... I don't like either one of those names...

Most games that are made like "Official Movie Games", mostly suck, hard.
So imagine a horrible movie (never seen it, but that's what someone said about it to me), and a game about it. If the movie was horrible, then the game with that times 2.

@51
Yeah, that would be pretty decent. And like a maze from the movie, or fly on those flying griffin things. Pssh, i would play it. :D
Castles, fighting dragons, or the flying car thing XD

my girlfriend saw this over my shoulder.
thanks.

the WoW killer perhaps?

Fake

Already been reported its not an mmo. Just a game.

Must See!!

http://75684.onodot.com/

@Dream,

Maybe it might be better? who knows? NOBODY THATS WHO!

Do you think it's going to be a good game or can even match world of warcraft in any sense? Yeah, I know there'd be monsters for sure but.... anyways, I'll just wait for the 2nd part of the movie, the new moon.

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oh god what is WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?! First with the movie now THIS?! YOU COULDN'T JUST LEAVE BAD ENOUGH ALONE?! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE GREATER OF TWO EVILS!!!!! D:>

Clearly MMORPG will stand for "Massively Masturbatory Online for Robert Patterson Game"

omg there is a god and he hates twlight