Aug 27 2009Sure He's Happy?: Enterprise Dog Costume

This is a custom canine USS Enterprise costume made out of cardboard and Bud Light cans. And I have to admit, Bud Light was a smart choice because of its superior drinkability. I'm serious, those things are so drinkable one time I guzzled a whole cooler full of them. There must have been at least 20. This was like an hour ago. Then I started cutting up this box and....holy shit that's my dog!
This dog goes where no dog has gone before [scifiwire]
Thanks to FDSY who made a Millennium Falcon costume for his cat but the cat ran away.
Related Stories
Pet Cosplay Festival In Rio de Janeiro (04/22/2009)
No, No, No, We Don't Pierce The Kitties! (01/23/2009)
1:1,000,000,000 Scale Model USS Enterprise (03/15/2010)
We're All Gonna Die!: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek (02/01/2010)
Impressive: Homemade War Machine Costume (01/04/2010)

Reader Comments
1. deadbodyman - August 27, 2009 4:04 PM
Hrm. More work is needed on this one. Star Trek sucks anyhow, I guess that's why beer was necessary.
2. oj - August 27, 2009 4:04 PM
second
3. Fade - August 27, 2009 4:10 PM
Bet that dog is like, "Great now I have to pee"
http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com
4. Coffee Addict - August 27, 2009 4:11 PM
50...
5. Fitz - August 27, 2009 4:12 PM
Awesome :P
6. GoSS Jerk - August 27, 2009 4:13 PM
@ 2 Firstard wanabe....
LMAO, the dog even poses for the pic, that's one short treckie in one crappy costume.
7. Daisy - August 27, 2009 4:13 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max found out he knocked up one of the stewardesses in the plane, and then when a crazy guy set of a bomb, she was injured.
8. Johnny B - August 27, 2009 4:23 PM
To boldly go where no dog has gone before
9. ham bone - August 27, 2009 4:23 PM
it would be better if the dog was a scottie <--Nailed it
10. GoSS Jerk - August 27, 2009 4:24 PM
@ 4 .... 37 mins and counting !
11. Graf Zeppelin - August 27, 2009 4:30 PM
I once made a deathstar costume for my turtle but it rolled away.
12. That one guy - August 27, 2009 4:31 PM
Ha-ha 4 & 10 have to wait til five o'clock to have fun. Myself, being a bum, I don't have to wait. Take that you job having, contributing, functioning members of society.
13. Jaycob - August 27, 2009 4:37 PM
bud light is owned by a Brazilian company it's Mexican beer
14. GoSS Jerk - August 27, 2009 4:38 PM
@ 12 ... ever heard that song Money For Nothing, just came to my mind. lol
15. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - August 27, 2009 4:39 PM
Stupid RedNecks!
16. Coffee Addict - August 27, 2009 4:45 PM
@12 ... I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
@12 again... Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
@12 God must love stupid people; He made so many
@ 12 Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
@GJ 16...
17. SiGee - August 27, 2009 4:46 PM
@13
Brazilian is not Mexican you moron... it is Portuguese!!
18. deadbodyman - August 27, 2009 4:52 PM
@16
That first line is hanging on my cubicle wall. It's actually on mine "work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!"
19. Pedo Pedro - August 27, 2009 5:18 PM
can't install MAGIC POOP COLLECTOR
20. STOMPY - August 27, 2009 5:20 PM
@14
the captain jean luc picard song just came into my head....
http://picard.ytmnd.com/
21. STOMPY - August 27, 2009 5:21 PM
Or this version
http://whatisjeanluc.ytmnd.com/
22. STOMPY - August 27, 2009 5:36 PM
@2
http://shaunbeatdown.ytmnd.com/
23. dliup - August 27, 2009 5:48 PM
OMG that's hilarious!!!
24. That one guy - August 27, 2009 5:52 PM
@16
I was hopin my comment would have that effect, I was bored. In all seriousness(and hopefully it makes you feel a little better since you got your panties in a tight bunch real quick) I'm goin crazy without a job. I got laid off recently and there's no construction happening here so instead of taking some crap minimum wage job I enrolled in school and I'm waiting for class to start before I look for some work, That being said, I bet you hate black people... and rednecks.
25. Cup-O-Jesus - August 27, 2009 5:57 PM
@22 - if only...
@21
you always find the good ones.
hey, it's sacrilicious: http://www.dailygrail.com/node/2453
26. Cup-O-Jesus - August 27, 2009 6:05 PM
I hate redheaded black people with red necks and blackheads who are redfaced, part Blackfoot and well read.
"This is my body, this is my blood.
This is for eating, this is for fun!"
27. Mr. cow - August 27, 2009 7:14 PM
Moo
28. Z4 - August 27, 2009 9:55 PM
@17 - Wow, way to correct someone.
First off, Brazilian is Brazilian, not Portuguese. Yes, in Brazil they speak Portuguese.
Secondly, if correcting #13 about the language spoken in different countries, then you should realize that in Mexico they speak Spanish, not Mexican.
"@13 - Brazilian is not Mexican you moron... it is Portuguese!!"
Though I do agree that #13 is a moron.
29. Colin Principe - August 27, 2009 10:14 PM
And they sent Michael Vick to jail.......
30. NoidKiller - August 27, 2009 10:14 PM
Beer me up scotty!
31. wazmeister05 - August 28, 2009 4:43 AM
@9
Pure genius
32. Jay - August 28, 2009 5:23 AM
Reminds me of a photo I had taken with some poor kid.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v311/113/120/515247432/n515247432_1414331_1927.jpg
33. Jaded Icon - August 28, 2009 8:28 AM
@ 24
"I bet you hate black people... and rednecks." - I hate people who make those statements. I will be paying your kneecaps a visit.....
34. captain's log - August 28, 2009 9:02 AM
Well, at least when the dog is shitting in the cargo bay, it won't get rained on.
35. Pat - August 28, 2009 9:30 AM
Aww, its Porthos from "Enterprise."
36. Oh Yeah! - August 28, 2009 10:00 AM
Whoosh...
Earth: the final frontier. These are the wanderings of the USS Doggieprise. It's five year mission: to explore strange new garbage cans, to seek out new neighborhoods and chase cats, to boldly poop where no dog has pooped before....
Cue theme song.
37. That one guy - August 28, 2009 12:51 PM
Aww... 33's all butt-hurt. Poor guy turns into an E-bully when he doesn't like what you say.
38. fossilreplica - August 28, 2009 5:00 PM
Awww, poor little guy. I would totally make my dog wear this, though.
39. CHRYZ - August 28, 2009 9:04 PM
@28 totally agree, 17 and 13 they are both morons
40. moron_40 - August 29, 2009 7:15 AM
dont be a moron 39.
41. Geekogee - August 30, 2009 5:14 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
________________
42. Jaded Icon - August 31, 2009 7:01 AM
@ 37
Wow! Very impressive. You end up calling me a homosexual and a bully! Congrads on being one of a kind.
43. Yeags - August 31, 2009 10:01 PM
I hope he cut a hole where the dog can shoot out some torpedoes!
44. links of london - August 31, 2009 10:01 PM
http://www.linksoflondons.uk.com/
45. ham bone - September 1, 2009 7:40 AM
@43 would those be aft torpedoes?
46. Cisco - March 18, 2010 8:08 AM
These are the wanderings of the USS Doggieprise. It's five year mission: to explore strange new garbage cans, to seek out new neighborhoods and chase cats