Aug 19 2009Sport?: Indoor Synchronized Bicycle Riding

I can honestly say I had no idea indoor synchronized bike riding was a real thing. But now that I do, I can't say I'm surprised (I once saw a grown-ass man lounging in a kiddy pool in his front yard, beating himself in the head with an oversized plastic bat). So yeah, I guess what I'm getting at is this: they need sexier uniforms.

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Thanks to twellve, who once synchronized her fist with some guy's face for looking at her funny. He had a wonk eye, twellve, geez.

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FIRST!

Moo

Sarah, you're a moron.

As for the video, that's...odd.

Evil Video!! CAN'T WATCH A DAMNED THING AT WORK!!!

@ 4 I feel your pain....

@FAH-Q
It is sick to the power of rad.

Holy batshit robin! It would have been cooler if they started diking out while on the bikes, that would be hawt!

Wow. Truly a feat of wonder. But what I'm curious about is the practice runs these women have had to go through. Ouch. Just a bunch of freakin' ouch-machines. Maybe one time the fatter girl fell on her head and hurt her cerebellum, cracked her skull and ripped her minor labia. Now that would've been a video-worthy piece of action.

to quote david after dentist:
"is this real life?"

i prefer extreme unicycling

http://www.sykoproductions.com/U2trailer.mov

pfft I could do that in my sleep http://kyle143.mybrute.com

Boring. I do agree they need sexier uniforms. And music that won't put me to sleep. I doubt men are going to be doing this, considering where they're placing the handlebars so often.

they've got nothing on the scene from the movie 'Rad'

TWO GIRLS ONE BIKE. i'm gonna film my reaction as i watch this video and post it on youtube.

WoW this belongs in the X-games!

th33s c4nn0t b r33lz

@12

I remember Rad...sweet bmx action if I remember correctly. Well, sweet being relative. the soundtrack was dubious too if I recall...

@12, @16...

Thank you for remembering this movie, I've tried to explain this movie to friends countless times and have repeatedly gotten looks of pure "you big effing lier".

Wasn't the chick from RAD the one who was on Full house as Jesse's wife??

Music from Disney's The Spirit FOR THE WHINNY

I'm at a loss for words on this one... At first I was thinking GAY but since it's 2 women...... uhh............... gay

....they should do moto x ya know, join the metal mulisha or something & hit the big jumps

i can see myself wanting to watch this on the olympics......CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA!!!!!

Their vulvas must be more durable than Jason Varitek's mit.

Wow, they're really good D:!

http://ubergosh.mybrute.com

That was the most amazing thing I have seen in my life. And I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. And all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

The hugging at the end was very...
romantic

I now feel like a tool when I ride a bike

*knock knock*

I find it unusual that the geekologie frequenters haven't made any mention of the moment at 3:40. I was sure I wasn't the only one checking out this site that still had some maturity issues. Strap on, anyone...

I've seen BMX freestyle flatland... But that just takes it to the next level.

Anyone notice her hail Hitler at around 4:20. Damn Nazi's and their creepy synchronized cycling. Also, they have their asses in each others faces quite a bit during the routine. I'm just saying.....

a more appropriate song choice may have been (get ready...) "i can ride my bike with no handlebars"

Is it wrong that I have a raging boner?

Probably not as wrong as the act of self love I just performed while watching this. At work.

What the hell is the net for at the end? Is there some other crazy game going to be played?

I love the one doing the mash potato at the end also!

If rhythmic gymnastics is a OLYMPIC sport, the this needs to be one too!

@29, I did.

Though I would have called it 3:38.

That is absolutely amazing.
all the tight clothes and kissing and stuff at the end!!
The stuff they do with the bike is ok too i guess...

@37, 29 I hadn't watched that far into the video before reading what you'd mentioned about 3:38 - 3:40, but thank you for pointing that out AND for about 4 straight minutes of laughter. While that doesn't sound like too much, it was. Just another reason why I love this channel

"My parents always said that riding a bike like this would never get me anywhere! Now look what ive become!"

@29
i stopped watching after 2 min.
but now i saw it, and i know what you mean.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max talked with an italian accent, and rode a 10 speed everywhere. He wanted to be like the italian bicycle team. When he finally got to ride in a race with the Italians they put a tire pump in his spokes, and wrecked him.

tisk tisk, no helmets, what do they teach childrens in Europe?

its kinda cool, but people have way too much time on their hands..
http://theoverrated.com/

Wow! That's even worse then synchronized swimming! Please will someone remind me why I watched that? And how can I get those 6 minutes back?

Wow, even if you question how much of a sport it is, the amount of talent and practice that must have gone into this can't even be imagined...sure as hell beats the f*ck out of a lot of other summer games I've watched

that was so hot!!

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It's impressively gay when dudes do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5lboJIylD0&feature=related

What makes this awesome is that they're doing this to the soundtrack from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron...

i wanna see the other competitors.

also i wanna see an outtake reel. it'll put the saying "im gunna shove it where the sun dont shine" to a completely new level.

as for the video...meh

You could only do this without nuts.

Jeez! at 0:55 they put the bloody handle bars up their velvet undergrounds! i mean sheesh!

Were they playing Cutting Crew?

Pretty neat, but all i could think about was RAD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzWCYdJ24bk

RAD RAD RAD!

Must See!

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Uh huh...I need to invent another acronime to show the way you are making me laugh! Maybe SDFIC....So Damn Funny I'm Crying...Yeah that works. How the hell do you do it? I keep reading waiting to be bored by some geek and it never happens, you must have dedicated your life to surfing the web for funny things, but even then, you say such off the wall things, so unexpectedly funny!!

What the? I wrote acroniminieney? I meant acronym....there that's better....proof I am not a geek.

I would marry both of them.

i guess that's some kind of flatland BMX but with a biger and lol bike .. but what's up with the dressing is that necesary??

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