Aug 19 2009Sport?: Indoor Synchronized Bicycle Riding
I can honestly say I had no idea indoor synchronized bike riding was a real thing. But now that I do, I can't say I'm surprised (I once saw a grown-ass man lounging in a kiddy pool in his front yard, beating himself in the head with an oversized plastic bat). So yeah, I guess what I'm getting at is this: they need sexier uniforms.
Thanks to twellve, who once synchronized her fist with some guy's face for looking at her funny. He had a wonk eye, twellve, geez.
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Reader Comments
1. Sarah - August 19, 2009 1:51 PM
FIRST!
2. Mr. cow - August 19, 2009 1:51 PM
Moo
3. Alan - August 19, 2009 1:52 PM
Sarah, you're a moron.
As for the video, that's...odd.
4. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 19, 2009 1:55 PM
Evil Video!! CAN'T WATCH A DAMNED THING AT WORK!!!
5. GoSS Jerk - August 19, 2009 2:04 PM
@ 4 I feel your pain....
6. STOMPY - August 19, 2009 2:04 PM
@FAH-Q
It is sick to the power of rad.
Holy batshit robin! It would have been cooler if they started diking out while on the bikes, that would be hawt!
7. Hannukah Montana - August 19, 2009 2:15 PM
Wow. Truly a feat of wonder. But what I'm curious about is the practice runs these women have had to go through. Ouch. Just a bunch of freakin' ouch-machines. Maybe one time the fatter girl fell on her head and hurt her cerebellum, cracked her skull and ripped her minor labia. Now that would've been a video-worthy piece of action.
8. jaime - August 19, 2009 2:15 PM
to quote david after dentist:
"is this real life?"
9. MechanicalApe - August 19, 2009 2:25 PM
i prefer extreme unicycling
http://www.sykoproductions.com/U2trailer.mov
10. kyle - August 19, 2009 2:27 PM
pfft I could do that in my sleep http://kyle143.mybrute.com
11. Colorless Rainbow - August 19, 2009 2:29 PM
Boring. I do agree they need sexier uniforms. And music that won't put me to sleep. I doubt men are going to be doing this, considering where they're placing the handlebars so often.
12. break the ice - August 19, 2009 2:32 PM
they've got nothing on the scene from the movie 'Rad'
13. boom_face - August 19, 2009 2:35 PM
TWO GIRLS ONE BIKE. i'm gonna film my reaction as i watch this video and post it on youtube.
14. Jason - August 19, 2009 2:35 PM
WoW this belongs in the X-games!
15. ALZU - August 19, 2009 2:41 PM
th33s c4nn0t b r33lz
16. deadbodyman - August 19, 2009 2:42 PM
@12
I remember Rad...sweet bmx action if I remember correctly. Well, sweet being relative. the soundtrack was dubious too if I recall...
17. paul - August 19, 2009 2:54 PM
@12, @16...
Thank you for remembering this movie, I've tried to explain this movie to friends countless times and have repeatedly gotten looks of pure "you big effing lier".
18. Toad's Venom - August 19, 2009 2:59 PM
Wasn't the chick from RAD the one who was on Full house as Jesse's wife??
19. Eulalia - August 19, 2009 3:38 PM
Music from Disney's The Spirit FOR THE WHINNY
20. naas - August 19, 2009 3:52 PM
I'm at a loss for words on this one... At first I was thinking GAY but since it's 2 women...... uhh............... gay
21. naas - August 19, 2009 3:55 PM
....they should do moto x ya know, join the metal mulisha or something & hit the big jumps
22. bendizle - August 19, 2009 4:06 PM
i can see myself wanting to watch this on the olympics......CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA!!!!!
23. AtomicMug - August 19, 2009 4:30 PM
Their vulvas must be more durable than Jason Varitek's mit.
24. Checo - August 19, 2009 4:36 PM
Wow, they're really good D:!
http://ubergosh.mybrute.com
25. q335r49 - August 19, 2009 5:16 PM
That was the most amazing thing I have seen in my life. And I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. And all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
26. Sarah - August 19, 2009 5:19 PM
The hugging at the end was very...
romantic
27. Pedo Pedro - August 19, 2009 5:36 PM
I now feel like a tool when I ride a bike
28. ciao - August 19, 2009 6:17 PM
*knock knock*
29. ian - August 19, 2009 6:28 PM
I find it unusual that the geekologie frequenters haven't made any mention of the moment at 3:40. I was sure I wasn't the only one checking out this site that still had some maturity issues. Strap on, anyone...
30. Corden - August 19, 2009 6:58 PM
I've seen BMX freestyle flatland... But that just takes it to the next level.
31. dave herron - August 19, 2009 7:22 PM
Anyone notice her hail Hitler at around 4:20. Damn Nazi's and their creepy synchronized cycling. Also, they have their asses in each others faces quite a bit during the routine. I'm just saying.....
32. marcel - August 19, 2009 7:42 PM
a more appropriate song choice may have been (get ready...) "i can ride my bike with no handlebars"
33. Andre - August 19, 2009 8:13 PM
Is it wrong that I have a raging boner?
34. SickMan - August 19, 2009 8:35 PM
Probably not as wrong as the act of self love I just performed while watching this. At work.
35. Boob - August 19, 2009 8:50 PM
What the hell is the net for at the end? Is there some other crazy game going to be played?
I love the one doing the mash potato at the end also!
36. Mehring - August 19, 2009 9:40 PM
If rhythmic gymnastics is a OLYMPIC sport, the this needs to be one too!
37. Sammywa - August 19, 2009 9:52 PM
@29, I did.
Though I would have called it 3:38.
38. handlebar in the twat anyone? - August 19, 2009 9:56 PM
That is absolutely amazing.
all the tight clothes and kissing and stuff at the end!!
The stuff they do with the bike is ok too i guess...
39. naas - August 19, 2009 10:16 PM
@37, 29 I hadn't watched that far into the video before reading what you'd mentioned about 3:38 - 3:40, but thank you for pointing that out AND for about 4 straight minutes of laughter. While that doesn't sound like too much, it was. Just another reason why I love this channel
40. Emily - August 19, 2009 10:18 PM
"My parents always said that riding a bike like this would never get me anywhere! Now look what ive become!"
41. jaime - August 20, 2009 12:11 AM
@29
i stopped watching after 2 min.
but now i saw it, and i know what you mean.
42. Daisy - August 20, 2009 1:11 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max talked with an italian accent, and rode a 10 speed everywhere. He wanted to be like the italian bicycle team. When he finally got to ride in a race with the Italians they put a tire pump in his spokes, and wrecked him.
43. darkfall13 - August 20, 2009 1:44 AM
tisk tisk, no helmets, what do they teach childrens in Europe?
44. TheOverrated - August 20, 2009 2:01 AM
its kinda cool, but people have way too much time on their hands..
http://theoverrated.com/
45. Sara - August 20, 2009 4:17 AM
Wow! That's even worse then synchronized swimming! Please will someone remind me why I watched that? And how can I get those 6 minutes back?
46. Me - August 20, 2009 7:11 AM
Wow, even if you question how much of a sport it is, the amount of talent and practice that must have gone into this can't even be imagined...sure as hell beats the f*ck out of a lot of other summer games I've watched
47. handyman - August 20, 2009 9:54 AM
that was so hot!!
http://handyman54.mybrute.com
48. nfo - August 20, 2009 12:57 PM
It's impressively gay when dudes do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5lboJIylD0&feature=related
49. Suzanne - August 20, 2009 1:29 PM
What makes this awesome is that they're doing this to the soundtrack from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron...
50. Ed - August 20, 2009 1:29 PM
i wanna see the other competitors.
also i wanna see an outtake reel. it'll put the saying "im gunna shove it where the sun dont shine" to a completely new level.
as for the video...meh
51. Datokah - August 20, 2009 3:21 PM
You could only do this without nuts.
52. Madzay - August 21, 2009 2:37 AM
Jeez! at 0:55 they put the bloody handle bars up their velvet undergrounds! i mean sheesh!
53. Mac - August 21, 2009 10:17 AM
Were they playing Cutting Crew?
54. Magpie - August 21, 2009 7:48 PM
55. Magpie - August 21, 2009 7:49 PM
Pretty neat, but all i could think about was RAD.
56. magpie - August 21, 2009 7:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzWCYdJ24bk
RAD RAD RAD!
57. geekogie - August 23, 2009 5:36 AM
Must See!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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58. Nookie - August 23, 2009 12:49 PM
Uh huh...I need to invent another acronime to show the way you are making me laugh! Maybe SDFIC....So Damn Funny I'm Crying...Yeah that works. How the hell do you do it? I keep reading waiting to be bored by some geek and it never happens, you must have dedicated your life to surfing the web for funny things, but even then, you say such off the wall things, so unexpectedly funny!!
59. Nookie - August 23, 2009 12:50 PM
What the? I wrote acroniminieney? I meant acronym....there that's better....proof I am not a geek.
60. Kimbo - August 23, 2009 8:56 PM
I would marry both of them.