Aug 7 2009Seriously, I Would Eat This Brain Cupcake

I would eat this zombie brain cupcake (made by Flickr user xsomnis) and then ask for seconds. And if there aren't any seconds, well, I'm looking at your head. I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS, SON. The hypothalamus is my favorite!
zombie food [xsomnis' Flickr]
Thanks to Jessica, who once brained a zombie with a crowbar and then licked the crowbar afterward. It's true, I saw her.
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Reader Comments
1. grace - August 7, 2009 11:02 AM
1st
2. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway teh Geek Pages Watchdog - August 7, 2009 11:03 AM
@1
http://www.frigginrandom.com/images/why-people-write-first-in-comments/
3. deadbodyman - August 7, 2009 11:04 AM
hurgh. need more coffee. in my fisticup. jesus tapdancing christ it's going to be a long day.
4. naas - August 7, 2009 11:07 AM
zombie munchies, nothing good (for the living) could possibly come from this.... no thanks
Okay wait, maybe if I were hosting an apocalypse party AND some uninvited undead show up - these cupcakes could buy those precious few extra minutes of time where I run & get the shotgun from the shed
5. Timbo - August 7, 2009 11:08 AM
That's pretty awesome looking...
Nom freakin nom
6. Boost - August 7, 2009 11:09 AM
Wow that look awesome/tasty.
Where's the recipe/mold?
7. LSDiesel - August 7, 2009 11:09 AM
It could be a scrotum too.
8. deadbodyman - August 7, 2009 11:10 AM
If you lived in Texas you'd have that shotgun next to your bed like God intended.
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway teh Geek Pages Watchdog - August 7, 2009 11:14 AM
This just makes me want a bloody mary even more.
10. Pew³ - August 7, 2009 11:19 AM
reminds me of a shot I used to start the night out with, a brain hemerage.
BRAINS!!!!
11. naas - August 7, 2009 11:22 AM
@7 ugh it does look like an unwrapped ball, much smaller than STOMPYS nut
@9 am I the only one drinking this morning...... it is friday
12. SiGee - August 7, 2009 11:29 AM
NO nom nom noms....
uucckkkk...
@11
I will drink with ya...
13. naas - August 7, 2009 11:31 AM
SiGee!! It's tequila this week, coffee flavored parton mmMMmMMmmMMMPPHH!!
14. Freddy K - August 7, 2009 11:34 AM
Not Dino Bacon.
But I would still nom nom nom....
15. Goss Jerk - August 7, 2009 11:34 AM
Thats what a fistcup should look like if correctly used.....
16. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway teh Geek Pages Watchdog - August 7, 2009 11:36 AM
@13
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauza_Tequila
It's in my freezer screaming my name. "It's only a few more hours, buddy! I'll be home soon!"
17. naas - August 7, 2009 11:40 AM
@16 I just had a threesome with
http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/6048.jpg
and
http://baconhaikus.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/bacon-bikini-nsfw.jpg (NSFW)
18. Pew³ - August 7, 2009 11:41 AM
@16. Must be nice. It's only 8:30 something here on the West Coast. I have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong day ahead of me.
19. FAHAD ZARHAM - August 7, 2009 11:41 AM
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20. Moose Knuckle - August 7, 2009 11:42 AM
I would name mine "Ms Uumellmahaye"
And I would looooove it
21. naas - August 7, 2009 11:44 AM
BLOODY BRAIN CUPCAKES AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!$#@!$*%!
22. naas - August 7, 2009 11:48 AM
@19 nobody here clicks on that shit, celeb gossip is http://www.manitowoc.org/vcb/New_Images/Lamers-%202.jpg
23. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway teh Geek Pages Watchdog - August 7, 2009 11:51 AM
@naas
http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/6048.jpg
is blocked. What is it? BTW, loved the bikini.
24. Ubergay(nohomo) - August 7, 2009 11:53 AM
This cupcakes looks like the bottom of my nut-sack last time I cut myself shaving . definitely tasty.
25. Pew³ - August 7, 2009 11:54 AM
It's pronounced "Hfuhruhurr".
26. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 11:54 AM
@ gordon, wanna smell my balls gordon, i dipped them in your moms bum hole. please rewrite that post from the last comment thread i promise ill read it this time baby.
ps your beautiful when your angry
27. naas - August 7, 2009 11:56 AM
@GFS it's a bottle of patron coffee liquor, something I've mistaken for my mouthwash this morning
@24 if you didn't shave with a friggin machete that wouldn't happen NOR would we have a zombie problem now, would it!?
28. Ubergay(nohomo) - August 7, 2009 11:58 AM
@26, although I don't know who Gordon is, (I'm assuming the doucher who posts the reason why people post first in all these posts, and no one thinks its funny) I will assume you are offering to let me smell your balls, and yes I would be severely interested.
please let me know the location of the meet up and where green. I only smell the balls of people in green. like Links OG tunic.
29. GFS LOVES TWILIGHT he told me so - August 7, 2009 11:59 AM
@26 He's too busy smelling Edward's balls.
30. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:00 PM
how come everyone hates me? i just wanna be like you guys. im a normal guy with normal needs and wants. i like chedder cheese, and pancakes, i also love summer time and spring showers. i like banging gordons mom relentlessly after a nice meal of roasted lamb meat. the simple pleasures in life are what make it worth living. also my balls are perfect, literally, i have perfect balls
31. naas - August 7, 2009 12:03 PM
......the short bus must have ran out of gas in front or something, on the way to the execution chamber I presume
32. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:03 PM
@ 29 i like the cut of your jib sir. gordon loves balls and vampires who look like highschool pussies. i only wish his mom had a tighter vagina so my small wiener would touch the sides
33. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:06 PM
@31 you're just coming off stupid with posts like that, step your game up or you'll be eaten alive in here my friend. also you i bet you have fingered your butt before and thats gross, stop doing that
34. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway teh Geek Pages Watchdog - August 7, 2009 12:15 PM
@33
I wish I could find you and cut your throat while I have you suspended from the ceiling.
Is that the response you want? Is that good enough for you? Please, troll, astound me with your wit. Tell me more about fücking my mom. Type something funny. You know what funny is right? It's the exact opposite of what you've done on this website for the past three days.
35. LSDiesel - August 7, 2009 12:37 PM
@33, Everytime you put your fingers to the keys and start typing, your basically just inviting everyone to come take a dump on your face.
36. gordon freeman - August 7, 2009 12:51 PM
lol crowbar
half life joke
lol
37. Freddy K - August 7, 2009 12:54 PM
@33 Its sad really. You know... to think that you are witty and all that, but in reality you are just a poor unintelligent douch trying to cover it up with remarks about your small penis and others mom.
On the bright side, you may yet get your GED. Study up!!! You can do it!
38. Jessica Barnes - August 7, 2009 2:50 PM
jeez i did not think i was going to get to get on geekologie today!!!!! i'm stuck in a room full of sixth graders!!!!!!!!! but omg isn't that delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
39. ʎɐʍɯnɥs buıʞɔnɟ uopɹob - August 7, 2009 2:53 PM
@38
What? The sixth graders?
40. Pat - August 7, 2009 2:56 PM
"Hello Snowball."
"Hello Mittens."
"I can smell your spicy brains..."
41. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 3:31 PM
i dont need a GED guys my parents are filthy rich and let me do what i want. i live the best life
42. Jessica Barnes - August 7, 2009 4:18 PM
@39
i'm visiting my mother......she teaches sixth grade :P
43. Freddy K - August 7, 2009 4:52 PM
@41 Explains a lot.
44. Dustin - August 7, 2009 10:11 PM
PEW PEW
MY GIRLFRIEND GOT SOMETHING INTO GEEKOLOGIE
Did I mention pew?
45. Dustin - August 7, 2009 10:13 PM
OMG I NEED ONE MORE PEW!!!!!!!!!!!!1ONE
46. Jessica Barnes - August 7, 2009 10:20 PM
^_^ oh Dustin ^_^,,,,,you silly silly boy you ♥♥♥
47. loskit - August 10, 2009 8:37 PM
There's zombie on your lawn....
48. GeekoFan - August 11, 2009 4:31 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
49. shuttereye - August 11, 2009 3:45 PM
I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.