Aug 14 2009Rain-Free, Hands-Free: The Shoulderbrella
This isn't the first hands-free umbrella we've ever seen, but it does rank right up there with the stupidest (you're going to get one, aren't you?). The Shoulderbrella is a $25 flexible dong that attaches to the end of any umbrella so that you can form it around your shoulder for hands-free umbrella usage. Also works with parasols! Unfortunately the Shoulderbrella does NOT work with taste and decency. Or shoulder mounted cannons. Which, okay now I'm thinking about boobs. My God I love those things.
Shoulderbrella: Because Holding Your Umbrella Is Haaaarrrd [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Cameron - August 14, 2009 3:45 PM
Wait a minute! That isn't marry poppins!!!!
2. catch22 - August 14, 2009 3:46 PM
and kids proceed to be X-TREME jumping off their roofs in style
3. Dan - August 14, 2009 3:46 PM
junk
4. Cameron - August 14, 2009 3:47 PM
Never mind, yes it is. You just have to look at her upside down with one eye half way closed.
5. dubba - August 14, 2009 3:47 PM
@2 they should wrap it around their neck first
6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 14, 2009 3:47 PM
@Ollie
I've already ordered 3 for the dildo collection.
7. Daisy - August 14, 2009 3:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max set off a model rocket and it went right through his Dad's office. This made him have to move out of town to shoot them off. Later this skill got him into college and eventually into the Iraq war, but ultimately an airplane engine fell on him.
8. Pat - August 14, 2009 3:53 PM
It seems to me that this would flip over as soon as you started walking. And forget about the wind!
9. naasⁿ - August 14, 2009 4:09 PM
eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE I wrap on shoulder
10. deadbodyman - August 14, 2009 4:19 PM
Interesting. But this had better not be the post I go out onto my weekend with...that would be terrible. DO WORK, GW.
11. Shadowdragon - August 14, 2009 4:22 PM
or maybe we are looking at it upside down
12. elena - August 14, 2009 4:31 PM
its not even raining in the picture!
im sure the wind would knock it over.
but its not such a bad idea, especially if your shopping!
13. Wendy - August 14, 2009 4:41 PM
ONE gust of wind...... How stupid.
14. ABGENRE - August 14, 2009 4:42 PM
@11
yeah... what you said.
15. Ollie Williams - August 14, 2009 4:43 PM
@6
And this i why I love you so damn much. You had me at "dildo".
16. Ollie Williams - August 14, 2009 4:51 PM
This is simply a post to save my new URL. Since I've been here I've never had one, and now I do. You're welcome.
17. Mr. cow - August 14, 2009 5:34 PM
Moo
18. scurl - August 14, 2009 6:15 PM
this reminds me of all the other photo's out there begging to be photoshopped.
also, dildo collection? tell me i'm not the only one who bought a 3 foot long double ended dildo just to put on a gun rack....which i bought just for ridiculous dildos...
19. Jaded Icon - August 14, 2009 6:25 PM
For handjobs in the rain.....and with a face like that you can tell she's given a few.
20. Apples - August 14, 2009 6:27 PM
Totally Jackie Chan in disguise
-ps - this is totally not photoshoped u wannabe
21. - Neal Stephenson, - August 14, 2009 6:37 PM
drive bike no hands, hold umbrela no hands, write comments no hands:D
http://izobrazba.naspletu.com/learn.html
22. TheOverrated - August 15, 2009 12:51 AM
its about freaking time!!!!
http://theoverrated.com/
23. Commandrea - August 15, 2009 2:48 AM
Dong!
24. Jonny Quest - August 15, 2009 8:53 AM
What's with Asians needing hands free umbrella's so badly? I noticed in this picture and the older hands free umbrella picture, that everyone in them is Asian. Seriously, I, an American, can hold my umbrella, but an Asian can't? Although they are probably using hands free umbrellas to make more time for doing math or inventing the creatures of destruction (robots), while I can still hold a cheeseburger in one hand and the umbrella in the other.
25. Farkuly - August 15, 2009 11:29 AM
wow that's ugly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2YLmWFsBXg
26. tech support - August 15, 2009 5:29 PM
I only wear hat umbrellas
27. kate - August 15, 2009 6:26 PM
great! i just got 10 of em'. and ive got 2 possible hurricaines heading towards me, what timing! thanks GW! and asians!
28. ciao - August 16, 2009 5:33 PM
why not wrap the bloody thing around the head and call it a hat... :B
29. C/]PT/]IN H/]SH - August 17, 2009 7:43 AM
Must See
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30. Mike - August 17, 2009 1:08 PM
That young man needs a haircut least he be mistaken for a female.