Aug 24 2009Questionable: A Shocking Beer Bottle Opener
This is a cheap $3.50 bottle opener that shocks any idiot moron foolish enough to ignore the giant 'Shock Can Opener' graphic on the front. Plus, hopefully their hand will be wet so they really get it. Me? I wouldn't care. You could hook a car battery to my nips every time I opened a beer and I'd still drink a whole case CAUSE I AM A THIRSTY DUDE.
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electric shock bottle opener gives you a buzz before your booze does [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. theRealRoboticDeathArmy Clone1 - August 24, 2009 4:09 PM
HaHa the marketers FAILed on that one.
2. Timbo - August 24, 2009 4:09 PM
Why?
3. lolol - August 24, 2009 4:10 PM
FIST ME .....first*
4. Jesse - August 24, 2009 4:11 PM
all drunks beware!
5. Heather - August 24, 2009 4:13 PM
Tough choice...beer versus taser...
6. Mckinzzz - August 24, 2009 4:13 PM
Perfect idea..... Give a drunk guy something that shocks people.... Someone will find a way to break off the plastic at the top and use this as a tazer. "Don't taze me bro"
7. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 4:16 PM
DUDE, i do beleive you get your ass kicked for doing something like that...
8. BathCaptain - August 24, 2009 4:16 PM
mean tool, speaking of shocking WTF
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/2009/08/omg-wtf-did-i-just-watch/
9. theRealRoboticDeathArmy Clone1 - August 24, 2009 4:18 PM
Did anyone notice is says,"Shock Can opener." Instead of bottle opener?
10. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 4:19 PM
@8
Your site is okay but you are a whore, begone...
11. theRealRoboticDeathArmy Clone1 - August 24, 2009 4:20 PM
^ word
12. Daisy - August 24, 2009 4:21 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a comoplete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max had a flashback to being tortured in a POW camp in Viet Nam and flipped out in the police that were trying to shave him.
13. flubbo - August 24, 2009 4:21 PM
That is so Homer Simpson! I love it!
mmmmmm.... Beer.....
Doh!
mmmmmm... Beer....
Doh!
14. Goblin - August 24, 2009 4:23 PM
nothing is gonna keep me away from my beer. not even this.
15. Dishy Dishyington - August 24, 2009 4:32 PM
I only drink beer from cans with pop-tops. 'Cept on weekends when I prefer screw-top 40s.
16. SmokingGirl - August 24, 2009 4:33 PM
This is why I drink Absolut...or coffee with Bailey's.
Silly beer drinkers.
17. al bundy - August 24, 2009 4:35 PM
who the hell has time to find a bottle opener? when I want a cold beer, I want a cold beer right now. Use your teeth, fingers or spencer pratt's face. Whatever it takes for instant results of ice cold beer flowing!
18. Fade - August 24, 2009 4:40 PM
Is this the test? When you stop feeling the shock... you've either had enough or time to move to the harder stuff.
http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com
19. deadbodyman - August 24, 2009 4:54 PM
@8
Cease your not-very-subtle quest to get hits on your slightly less than mediocre website. Here's an easy way to do it: Take 2 quarts of antifreeze, add ice, toast with your imaginary friends and quaff your icy cold beverage. All of it. It's for the best.
Sincerely,
Deadbodyman
ps: if you want to get fancy add a spritz of vermouth and some olives. Just a suggestion.
20. Iris - August 24, 2009 5:13 PM
that looks like it'd be funny to try on a drunk guy
21. VaultDweller13 - August 24, 2009 5:22 PM
I can't support this if it means beer may be spilled.
22. GFS is to lazy to us his full name - August 24, 2009 5:43 PM
@20
Gee...I wonder what it's for?
@21
Pussy.
@19
I just had three. Delicious. A little too sweet though.
@16
I drink anti-freeze. Prestone I believe. Good stuff.
@11
Don't try to be cool with us. You're an asshole. We all know it. Just change your name and never mention it again.
@8
GTFO
@Ollie
We should add this to the rec room. I think it'll be quite the hit at the next party.
23. STOMPY - August 24, 2009 5:47 PM
@GFS
Glad you are here... I was starting to wonder if you lied about the hole work IT block thing and were seeing other websites...
24. Ollie Williams - August 24, 2009 5:55 PM
@GFS
I'm going to stop by Wal-Mart on the way home and pick up some electrical wire. We'll have 10 of these wired up to a single current before dinner. My nipples are going to be sore for weeks! WOO!
25. Jaded Icon - August 24, 2009 7:07 PM
This is why I drink from cans...too many untrustworthy muthaf*ckers out there.
26. Andur Fuhhuhuu Kindooshe - August 25, 2009 12:09 AM
Lol i have one of those... without the stupid Shocker label on it
27. Matt - August 25, 2009 2:50 AM
someones going to try it, drop their beer, then beat the hell out of the guy who let him use it
28. Mr. cow - August 25, 2009 7:06 AM
Moo
29. Geekogee - August 25, 2009 7:42 AM
Must See!!!
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30. GoSS Jerk - August 25, 2009 8:18 AM
@ 8
GTFO, (to subtle for you?), YOUR SITE SUCKS, GET THE FUK OUTA HERE!
31. David - August 26, 2009 4:31 PM
Haha. I love when people say "First" when they aren't. Ha!