Questionable: A Shocking Beer Bottle Opener
This is a cheap $3.50 bottle opener that shocks any idiot moron foolish enough to ignore the giant 'Shock Can Opener' graphic on the front. Plus, hopefully their hand will be wet so they really get it. Me? I wouldn't care. You could hook a car battery to my nipples every time I opened a beer and I'd still drink a whole case CAUSE I AM A THIRSTY DUDE.