Aug 4 2009Okay: Lamps That Look Like Security Cameras
The Antrepo 'I'm Not A Security Camera' is a desk lamp in the form factor of a security camera. Set it on the desk or hang it on the wall -- either way you'll think twice before looking at what you and I both know you looked at online while at work. Tsk, tsk. Plus, it might help deter stapler theft. Better than a loaded gun? No, but safer. Remember when you shot yourself in the leg trying to fill up a cup at the water cooler? That was funny. Your blood makes me laugh.
Spoticam Lamp [ohgizmo]
Thanks to Steven, who just booby traps everything instead.
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Reader Comments
1. Snoweh Fluffie Bottom - August 4, 2009 6:23 PM
First,
It looks like a security camra though... Beats the object of it.
2. OJ's Mom - August 4, 2009 6:25 PM
I love the crap out of this!
3. By force -- Butte Force - August 4, 2009 6:45 PM
What would be more amazing than how cool this lamp is (and the salt/pepper shakers, and the clock) is if you could ACTUALLY BUY ANY OF IT.
Available in pure white or raw aluminum my ass.
4. naas - August 4, 2009 6:58 PM
These lamps are FTW http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/1124378575197.jpg
DO WANT
5. ciao - August 4, 2009 7:03 PM
one way to make your family member more welcome home from getting released from jail... lmao
6. - Neal Stephenson, - August 4, 2009 7:14 PM
yea i watched fake security screensaver from artbeats- control panels
http://izobrazba.naspletu.com/learn.html
7. J-Rad - August 4, 2009 7:14 PM
Would be much better if this was the other way around, a video camera that looked like a lamp.
8. Daisy - August 4, 2009 7:18 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in he movie Never Back Down where Max built a rocket in the garage and tried to fly himself to outer space.
9. fetus_mcnuggets - August 4, 2009 7:53 PM
TIME FOR SOME VAGINA MONOLOGUES
what would daisys vagina say ??????????????
10. SmokingGirl - August 4, 2009 8:52 PM
I always feel like, somebody's watching meeeeeeee!
But yea, what a silly lamp.
11. milk - August 4, 2009 8:52 PM
this reminded me of my least favorite part of geekologie. when the awesome stuff shown is not purchasable. why
12. JJtoob - August 4, 2009 11:04 PM
Pttt you think that's awsome? I'll toss one in for free: A lamp in the shape of a zombie arm holding a lantern. Quick! Someone make it for us!
13. Mario - August 4, 2009 11:12 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220462681009
14. The Professional GOD - August 4, 2009 11:30 PM
@ 9.
it would say that it's FAKE!!!!
It is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's (pubs) are all wrong.
I would much rather make put a dinosaur in charge of the security issue than to use these crap/daisy's vagina
15. ROBOGOMO - August 5, 2009 12:57 AM
I WANT ONE!! but where to purchace
damn you geekologie
16. hedgehog - August 5, 2009 1:21 AM
looks good, and may deter some petty theft ... until someone steals the lamp
17. jiaying - August 5, 2009 5:25 AM
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19. Timbo - August 5, 2009 8:18 AM
I like
20. Jaded Icon - August 5, 2009 8:24 AM
Interesting......are they eco friendly? Because if they are then I don't want any.
21. Pat - August 5, 2009 8:38 AM
Great concept!
22. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 9:00 AM
Oh ya, well my junk is in the form factor of a vagina in the form factor of even bigger junk.
23. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 9:29 AM
wakey wakey eggs and bacy...
damn, i didn't get eggs and bacy this morning, why should any of you? All I have for breakfast is wasabi peas...
24. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 9:46 AM
What a bright idea.
25. shadwag - August 5, 2009 9:59 AM
i had marlboro lights for breakfast.
26. SiGee - August 5, 2009 10:29 AM
@24
Where have you been, Ollie?
27. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 10:39 AM
@26
Oh, I've been hanging out, lurking here and there a bit. I usually don't post on weekend articles.. how YOU doin' Sexy McSexyton?
28. pez dispenser - August 5, 2009 10:40 AM
@7, 18
If I wanted shoes I would buy them, stop spamming
29. Henderson NV - August 5, 2009 8:17 PM
I actually kind of like the looks of this lamp, what's confusing is if the light is a "beam" or "disbursed". If it's a beam then it seems more novelty than useful.
30. GeekoFan - August 6, 2009 3:42 AM
Must See!!
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31. ElkM1 - November 11, 2009 7:32 PM
The perfect companion to this is a lamp that has a hidden webcam inside... Come on fellow Geekos, someone has to know of one...