Aug 5 2009Oh That's Cold: Laser Pointer And Dog Trick
This is a video of a guy performing a very special trick with his dog and a laser pointer. Now I don't want to ruin it for you, so I'll just say this: at least he didn't draw on the dude's face, because that would have been wrong (his shoes are, in fact, off). Also, not to start a heated debate in the comments about cropping a dog's ears, but I just did. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
How Not to Play With a Laser Pointer [gizmodo]
Thanks to Ryan, who once meant to bring a laser pointer to a presentation but accidentally grabbed his girlfriend's dildo instead. He pointed with it anyways.
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Reader Comments
1. Johnsen - August 5, 2009 12:52 PM
1st! Live from denmark..
2. Ryan - August 5, 2009 12:53 PM
YAY.
ME LOVES DEH DOG ABUSE!
3. Snoweh Fluffie Bottom - August 5, 2009 12:54 PM
Ohh man, I think I just giggled snorted :P
4. Paul? - August 5, 2009 12:58 PM
homo dog
5. Cameron - August 5, 2009 12:59 PM
O_O
And to think I was wasting all of my peanut butter all of this time.
6. Bridgette - August 5, 2009 1:00 PM
Poor Dog... I hate ear cropping... very cruel.
7. Mario - August 5, 2009 1:01 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220462681009&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT#ht_4601wt_1167
8. naas - August 5, 2009 1:01 PM
hahahaha
@1 denmark just fell went down in value
9. QUASIMODEM - August 5, 2009 1:07 PM
HEY GW YOU DA MAN, HOMESLIS
BRRRRRRRRRRRAP
10. Erica - August 5, 2009 1:09 PM
LMAO how awesome
11. you know who - August 5, 2009 1:11 PM
http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/08/05/funny-classifieds-m4w-a-different-kind-of-freebie/comment-page-1/#comment-1145
omg omg you guys have to check that out, i love useing the lazer point with my cats and make them jump on people and small children and watch children run in fear like a zombie is chasing them but its just my cat that has mange chaseing a red dot above the kids head ohhhhh its so great... then i give the lazer to the kick and the kid still points the lazer at it self and the cat attacks the kid, so ooooo much fun thank god for lazers
12. GINORMAGANTUAN - August 5, 2009 1:15 PM
oh snap! i wonder if i can get my wife to munch up on my junk like that if i try the laser pointer trick on her!!!!!! WUUUUUUUTTTT!!!!!!!
13. deadbodyman - August 5, 2009 1:16 PM
I support dog ear clipping. They (the dogs) love it. Go ahead and ask them. Tails too. And neutering. AND spaying! They love the pain! Go ahead! Kick em! I bet they do that cute snarl and bare their teeth at you. That means they are smiling!
14. shadwag - August 5, 2009 1:18 PM
gosh...like a boss is still playing in my head. and ear cropping is ok if it's a complete photo shop job. really tho, if your dog's ears are cropped, it probably has bigger problems...like being inbred.
15. m0nkey - August 5, 2009 1:31 PM
oh man, that's messed up.
16. The Geekologie Writer - August 5, 2009 1:33 PM
I SAID FIGHT YOU IDIOTS! You -- yes you, with the Cheetos. I want you to punch this guy as hard as you can. DO IT NOW!
17. shadwag - August 5, 2009 1:39 PM
this is what i'm bringing to the fight
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/shadwag/IMG_2222.jpg
18. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 1:42 PM
Definitely falls under the "awesome" category.
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 5, 2009 1:42 PM
@16
Fück you, GW.
20. Lookaze - August 5, 2009 1:48 PM
stupid people with ugly dogs have a high potential of making me laugh.
21. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 5, 2009 1:50 PM
I'll fight... about the stupid Fücking language filter and the fact that my websense blocks my ability to watch all the vids you post.
GOD DAMNIT!
22. fetus_mcnuggets - August 5, 2009 1:52 PM
GW you FILTH MONGREL !!!
im wearing titty tassels ...
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINNNNNNNNNNNNED ???
@19
puck you nigglet :P
23. Pink28 - August 5, 2009 1:59 PM
PMG I think I just tinkled a lit but in my panties! LMAO!
24. Intermino - August 5, 2009 2:16 PM
Ouch.
That hurt me, and I'm a girl.
@Cameron: Doesn't that get you some sort of infection?
25. Alioth - August 5, 2009 2:22 PM
I'm a lover not a fighter. Lasors are great for pets and dates!
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 5, 2009 2:40 PM
@22
It's racist scum like you that got the damn laguage filter instituted in the first place. Fück you too. I want to stab you in your face, peckerwood.
27. SmokingGirl - August 5, 2009 2:50 PM
Now, now boys...play nice.
28. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 3:10 PM
I want to watch GFS stab fetus in the face. I'd pay a dollar.
29. Daisy - August 5, 2009 3:50 PM
Hey everybody, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!
30. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 5, 2009 3:51 PM
@Ollie
I'll give you a dollar if you watch for cops.
31. fetus_mcnuggets - August 5, 2009 4:20 PM
@ GFS your made of meat. Your whole family is made of meat.
32. his uberness - August 5, 2009 5:02 PM
kinda suprised nobody has pointed out the creepy old man laugh after the kid got nailed.. creepy old man pedo/fido-phelia perhaps?
ewwwww..
33. Annie - August 5, 2009 5:18 PM
I used to do that all the time to my brother lol. My dog goes friggin CRAZY for laser lights.
34. vegeta - August 5, 2009 5:58 PM
the vids down
35. Jaded Icon - August 5, 2009 6:22 PM
Ahhh! Video is down! F*CK!! Well, I guess I can survive having not seen a dog hump a kid because of a laser pointer...........who am I kidding, I WANNA SEE IT!!
36. Boris - August 5, 2009 7:39 PM
Alternative to the down video (was uploaded today, as far as I can tell)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-l7Fx1oO1M
Not Rick-roll, promise.
37. robertloblaugh - August 5, 2009 11:04 PM
Gracias, Boris! Too funny, worth the wait.
owCH!
“It felt like someone just kicked me in the rocks, and they never took their foot away!”
38. GeekoFan - August 6, 2009 3:39 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
39. daniel - August 6, 2009 7:56 AM
I just bought a 400mw green laser pointer from http://laserpointerpen.net/49-400mw-green-laser-pointers It could pop ballon in seconds.