Aug 20 2009Not Worth It: Shop Keeper Fights Laptop Away From Thief WHILE AVOIDING PEWs
This is a video of a shop keeper in Mexico fighting his laptop away from two would be thieves while being shot at. Now I'm not saying this guy has cojones de oro, but I am saying he must have some seriously illegal shit on that laptop.
Store Clerk Dodges Bullet to Keep His Laptop From Getting Stolen [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Coffee Addict - August 20, 2009 12:28 PM
1st
2. mr cow - August 20, 2009 12:30 PM
Moo
3. Madgame - August 20, 2009 12:30 PM
Coffee Addict - Like you, I also have nothing relevant to contribute.
4. Proteon - August 20, 2009 12:30 PM
Fake!
5. naas - August 20, 2009 12:31 PM
http://img.youtube.com/vi/Fd4VSkj0Wks/0.jpg
6. College student - August 20, 2009 12:31 PM
I would do that if it happened to me
Seriously
7. bendizle - August 20, 2009 12:31 PM
guess they were....MEXI-CAN'Ts mwahahahha
8. Taylored - August 20, 2009 12:31 PM
I also have nothing to say. GW summed it up.
5th?
9. naas - August 20, 2009 12:33 PM
@3 yes but, having nothing to contribute & being a firstard are two very different things. What @1 did was wrong & GFS would explode all over that shit if he were here
10. Coffee Addict - August 20, 2009 12:36 PM
HIS NAME WAS GORDON SHUMWAY....
11. KNelson - August 20, 2009 12:38 PM
So quick question: Why does it look like the camera that is filming is handheld, and yet in a position that looks like a security camera, and if it is a security camera, why does it move from the right to left during the movie, and if it's NOT a security camera, why the hell was someone standing there filming?
12. GoSS Jerk - August 20, 2009 12:44 PM
His name was Gordon Shumway...
13. Moose Knuckle - August 20, 2009 12:45 PM
"Nobody takes Enrique's porn... NOBODY!!!!!"
14. GoSS Jerk - August 20, 2009 12:48 PM
BTW, i can watch this vid, firewall isnt blocking it (TAKE THAT IT SUKAS!!!)
i dont care whats on the lapton, dodging bullets is only something the stunt driver paralel parking kid should do....
15. mr ewe - August 20, 2009 12:55 PM
Baaaaa
16. Graf Zeppelin - August 20, 2009 12:55 PM
Pew! Pew! I'm NEO cojones!
17. mr mare - August 20, 2009 12:56 PM
Whinny
18. mr bitch - August 20, 2009 12:56 PM
Woof
19. Coffee Addict - August 20, 2009 1:00 PM
I cannot avoid agreeing with Daisy on this one.... FAKE... how on earth a indivudual like him ( not showing some super ninja moves or something) could "scare" two "thieves" just like that????... FAKE
20. SuperSalad - August 20, 2009 1:05 PM
Et tu Coffee Addict?
21. Ollie Williams - August 20, 2009 1:11 PM
@11
Good find, looks fake.
22. el hombre con los cojones - August 20, 2009 1:13 PM
what a brave dude con cojones largo !
but not as brave as this young man
http://arbab.mybrute.com
23. SuperSalad - August 20, 2009 1:13 PM
@11 Better yet, look at 8 seconds in why does he look up DIRECTLY at the camera?
DAISY! HEY DAISY! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! NOW, NOW, NOW!
POST IT NOW MOTHER-PEWKER!
go, go, go, now, now, now, down, down, down, all, all, all, mine, mine, mine.
"I'm rich, I'm a happy miser."
24. Pedo Pedro - August 20, 2009 1:14 PM
i dont see bullets
25. Ehrin - August 20, 2009 1:15 PM
how do we know hes being shot at?? the thief points the gun, but i dont see anything that shows it going off...
dude.
26. Pew³ - August 20, 2009 1:16 PM
You can run, but you can't hide from the PEW's forever!
Muah ha ha ha ha ha
27. Joe - August 20, 2009 1:22 PM
@11,21,23
At first I agreed, but then I looked again and right at the end you can see a black bar at the top right of the video. I think someone didn't have a way to post the original video so they took their digital camera and taped the playback of the security video. I could be wrong.
28. Ron - August 20, 2009 1:27 PM
@23
Careful that you don't anger the genie of the lamp.
29. Gargamel - August 20, 2009 1:33 PM
DAY BEFORE:
Shopkeeper: What are you saying...I can dodge bullets?
Morpheus: No shopkeeper, when you're ready...you wont need to.
30. mikka - August 20, 2009 2:03 PM
is cos you have never being in mexico before.. stuff like that happens everyday!
like robbers in a 7/11 like store (called oxxo in mexico) while the cops are having nachos behind them.. poor guys they didnt notice the cops in there .. XD
31. yannnn - August 20, 2009 3:59 PM
Think it was a plasticbullet gun (for kids) and he worked it out.
So the guy shot at him, but it wasn't very harmfull...
It could have workeD.
32. Cris - August 20, 2009 4:03 PM
@Geekologie writer: Damn, you're really dedicated to your job... Most people would have given up their laptop, I hope you're ok - at least you got that post off. jk
33. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 20, 2009 4:26 PM
Good for him!
34. Carlito - August 20, 2009 6:09 PM
LOL ilegal stuff on a laptop??, nah here on mexico they dont give a damn of what you have on your hard drive, the thing is, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A LAPTOP COSTS IN MEXICO??, the price goes up like 3 or 4 times the price in the US, i think those guys were "de la letra" or maybe "chapo" one's
35. kyle - August 20, 2009 6:31 PM
nice http://kyle143.mybrute.com
36. thecrazyamerican - August 20, 2009 8:03 PM
that is who i want to work for me he is badass
37. DeeplyTroubled - August 21, 2009 12:17 AM
Agreed - fake. Like why didn't they go for that massive flat(ish) screen TV in the middle of the frame? Or at least shot at it?
38. DeeplyTroubled - August 21, 2009 12:24 AM
On second thought... I think the banditos ran away b/c the bullets just seemed to bounce off this guy. Could this be the real life Mexican Superman - Señor Stupendo?
39. Jaded Icon - August 21, 2009 7:19 AM
If this is really Mexico I find it hard to believe the pistol is fake. Fake pistols that look real are more expensive than real guns in Mexico. This was obviously filmed in Canada.
40. Spork - August 21, 2009 3:39 PM
Its a freaken water gun.
41. geekogie - August 23, 2009 6:20 AM
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