Aug 9 2009Not Surprised: Bacon Flavored Rolling Papers
Seeing how every flavor of rolling paper already seems to exist (I've heard -- I don't know anything about these things in case my mom is reading), it was only a matter of time bong rips before somebody put two and two together and then got the munchies and forgot what they were doing. Then, sometime much later, somebody else created bacon flavored rolling papers. Made by Juicy Jay's, the papers promise a sizzlin' bacon taste and aroma. Interesting. Unfortunately, I only smoke REAL bacon (I swear, mom) and banana peels. I AM THE BBQ WIZ-ARD!
Product Site (must be 19 or older)
Thanks to The Robot Slayer, who got high and thought I was a robot. Well, I'm not. BEEP BOOP BOP. Kidding!
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Reader Comments
1. mickey - August 9, 2009 2:48 PM
THIRST
Ima go get a drink of water
2. troll - August 9, 2009 2:48 PM
Last
3. Robot - August 9, 2009 2:52 PM
yes pathetic human fry your brain with this irresistible bacon product. It only makes my job that much easier.
4. Lizzie - August 9, 2009 3:06 PM
yuuuum, bacon flavored pot
5. YOOUUU - August 9, 2009 3:07 PM
What's with the Sunday posts, GW?
6. Jaycob - August 9, 2009 3:25 PM
everyone has tried these.
7. Boost - August 9, 2009 3:25 PM
They've had these out for a while.
I still have yet to try them though. Could it really be that bacony? Flavored papers don't add much flavor as it is...
8. Tennist0 - August 9, 2009 3:29 PM
I thought it said "flavored babies" for a sec :)
9. demetrius - August 9, 2009 3:37 PM
when will there be human flavor rolling paper!
ive been waiting for some one to make em!
10. 1stAirCav4Life - August 9, 2009 3:58 PM
@9 make your own. It's not the destination, it's the journey.
11. Phineas T. Freakears - August 9, 2009 4:00 PM
So if you smoke chiba that tastes like food, does it increase the munchie factor? Do you crave a BLT?
12. Mer-MAN - August 9, 2009 4:05 PM
Maybe HE smoked them, hence the color. ---------->
13. Mer-MAN - August 9, 2009 4:07 PM
Maybe HE smoked them, hence the color. ---------->
14. Mer-MAN - August 9, 2009 4:08 PM
Maybe HE smoked them, hence the color. ---------->
15. naas - August 9, 2009 4:20 PM
Can't wait to try one of these
16. Freddy K - August 9, 2009 4:47 PM
This is awesome. One step closer to all my vices intertwined with bacon
17. domdizzle - August 9, 2009 5:32 PM
these have been around for a while BTW
18. fetus_mcnuggets - August 9, 2009 6:26 PM
WHATS NEXT bacon flavored shisha ..???????
HARAMMMMMMIS
19. hollywood_hillbilly - August 9, 2009 6:41 PM
Damn, just when I thought I had finally stopped smoking weed....
20. scurl - August 9, 2009 7:15 PM
this reminds me of when i was a cook at a well known greasy spoon in seattle. after work, EVERYTHING i smoked was bacon flavered. but seriously. bacon grease on your joint is NOT tasty. at. all.
21. LSD - August 9, 2009 8:12 PM
ummm...cool
22. STOMPY - August 9, 2009 8:13 PM
SORRY
late to the game on friday....
@1
Makes no sense, shut up just shut up shut... shut up just shut up shut up.... shut up just shut up shup... shut the fack up get the fack out....
@2
see reply 1
@3
c'mon, my grandma makes funnier post when she is sleeping....
@4
how about you get high and than eat bacon, probably more satisfiying...
@5
its bacon, no bitching allowed...
@6
I must be a nobody than...
@7
Eye sea you've played the feild when it comes to flavored wraps...
@8
OLD... babies have always tasted like bacon...
@9
whaaa???
@10
your response to #9 is better than mine, i submiit...
@11
it factorial's the munchie factor, they covered that in freshman physics if you weren't so high to notice...
@12, 13, 14
double post... triple post... running riot....
@15
fack you fack you fack you, you cool (pointing at naas) and fack you i'm out...
@16
heheheheh, i just said twat... put that in a rolling paper....
@17
If you are sooooo cool, go eat a dick...
@18
after I write down all my responses, I'll be sure to google shisha... whatever that may be...
@19
It is like riding a bike, except the bike is more like a plant, and the riding is like inhailing... and there is no seat to crunch your balls... and........
@20
you spchell lik meee,
@me
shut up homo and get to work...
23. Daisy - August 9, 2009 8:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max drove a van made of weed across the border, but didn't know it. He dove the thing around all day looking to score some smoke.
24. Dishy Dishyington - August 9, 2009 8:58 PM
How about bacon-flavored condoms?
25. Lizzard - August 9, 2009 10:54 PM
Damn internet knows everything. I come to read the comments about bacon flavored papers and I see this wonderful ad:
http://www.baconsalt.com/
Product placement, you haz it!
26. Phineas T. Freakears - August 9, 2009 11:30 PM
STOMPY:
1. awesome comments, you rock
2. I don't smoke pot
3. high scool dropout.
4. Wiki'd factorial
5. Brain hurts
27. Phineas T. Freakears - August 9, 2009 11:33 PM
Oh, I got it now. That's cool. What the hell do you do with it?
28. Pablo - August 10, 2009 1:03 AM
These papers taste nothing like bacon, just salt...
29. scurl - August 10, 2009 1:40 AM
@ stompy
eye camped bee brothered whisk aviary read on der lye ned woad aye sea, hitted tyke mi hall dye two fits then ball.
werd.
30. jim - August 10, 2009 1:47 AM
Real potheads wouldn't buy this shit and they don't get the munchies either.
31. Dong LeDong - August 10, 2009 2:59 AM
It smells like my uncle's tie.
32. scurl - August 10, 2009 3:41 AM
@30 well, you're half right. some strains give more munchies than others, and it's nothing to do with potency.
33. zach - August 10, 2009 6:37 AM
yes. they are real. i have a pack here at my house. i collect papers. and i have smoked these. they dont taste as close to bacon as they should. they do have a meat-esque flavor. no scent though
34. Pat - August 10, 2009 9:06 AM
Does bacon and banana peels get you as high as St. John's Wort?
35. Freddy k - August 10, 2009 10:47 AM
twat in bacon rolling papers??!!! STOMPY, you just blew my mind...
AAAHHH!
36. Joy - August 10, 2009 10:54 AM
um, ya'll, i'm so gonna get high to bacon flavored pot.
37. Kate - August 10, 2009 2:29 PM
These have been around for at least 4 or 5 years....
38. kate - August 10, 2009 3:46 PM
ugh. i dont like bacon and i dont smoke so..........
39. GeekoFan - August 11, 2009 4:10 AM
Must See!!
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40. candimann - August 13, 2009 11:54 AM
yeah they are real all right i rolled my own cigs for a while and used juicy jays religiously the bacon was a curiosity but i tasted too much like they had been soaked in liquid hickory seasoning no real bacon flavor but the fruit ones were great
41. Ryan - August 14, 2009 3:41 AM
The funniest thing is, I used to work for the company that makes these and sells them, they have a lot of different more weird flavors than this. LOL
42. Dan Morgan - October 16, 2009 7:22 PM
@23: Erm, just because the photo has been photoshoped doesn't mean it's fake, someone spends too much time on the internet trying to find conspiracies! Ha.
I stock Juicy Jays in my online shop DansRollies.... I love them, the range is just massive! The taste is in the lick of the gum though people, not the actual smoke :)
Peace
43. Luna - December 14, 2009 2:28 PM
I love bacon, but I wouldn't smoke it. Maybe if it was real bacon.