Aug 31 2009Ninja Turtles Offering Relationship Advice

nice.

FIRST

It's funny because its true.

#2 MEGAFAIL!

Its really funny though. Now i want some pizza.

Oh, wow, dude.

I have one word for those..... COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!

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Moo

I would eat out April.... I mean take out to eat

@6
hahah, cowabunga, hahaha, thats what those turtles used to say, hahahaha

I'm feeling like an arsehole today, its monday, i'm at work, the regulars are going missing one by one, and stupid lame comments, cmon people, lets get funny and creative...

As far as eating out April, if I knew what that meant when I was a kid I'm sure I would be up for it!!! Nothing like going down to girly town...

I don't know if it's the hairstyle, the active lifestyle, or that damn pants suit, but I think my girl April'd hafta hit the showers first.

And I'm also guessing Chia Pet. Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

that made my monday

Is that an air freshener for a car? I'm out of clicks to check the linkz

Good monday to you btw, fellow reader

Ha, I think it's a magnet. I want it for my fridge hehe

I'm just sayin, they live in the sewers. That thing prolly tastes like Drano and urinal mints.

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

[/Vanilla Ice impression]

W00t.

@9

Cheer up STOMPY. It's a great Monday, life is beautiful, the birds are chirping, the office girls are seductive and to be honest, all I want to do is burn it all down and dance in the ashes.

STOMPY!! Don't be sad little flower. You want to caption a picture? Will that make it a little better? What do you think about this my lonely friend....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kKpJRdXfZuA/Sn9y3fJzuwI/AAAAAAAAGuM/ixHb4I43raE/s1600-h/ole0_timmah.JPG

@STOMPY http://cheerupsong.ytmnd.com/

I don't get it.

Giant food is delicious, but I don't get that either

Now Kids remember what Splinter says.....
"If it smells like chicken, give it a licken'
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone"

@ 17: You promised if I let you take that you wouldn't post it on the interweb.

I thought we had something special that night. It took me two hours to apply all that blush. We sure had fun in my basement later, though. I love my night vision goggles. You looked cuter than kitten britches sitting at the bottom of my well.

Wasn't there a G.I.Joe psa about this once...?

Felix: Damn, I can't seem to get any poon lately!

Roadblock: Hey little bro, don't be glum.

Felix: Roadblock!!!

Roadblock: Listen, nothing pulls mad trim like hos hearing about how you loooove to lick vag!

Felix: Lick vag?

Roadblock: You know, cunnilingus, go downtown, eat box, stick yer tongue in the holiest of holies...

Felix: Ohhhh, I get it.

Roadblock: Just find some lonley ass damaged ho and bury yer head down there until yer face looks like a glazed donut!!!

Felix: Wow, thanks Roadblock, now I know!

Roadblock: And knowing is half the battle!

G.I.JOOOOOOOOOOEEEE!

@naas
Okay I got the caption
(tall guy not dressed like a fairy)
"Hey, i think even I could kick this fairies arse for his ho!"

Also, thats no moon, thats my enormous penis!

And if we're just doing photo captions on #17, I was thinking:

"No dude, c'mere! If you close your eyes, you don't even feel the 'stache. Seriously!"

I don't know where this came from, but I hope I can find it at my local Spencer's Gifts or Hot Topic...

I think I'd ACTUALLY put up with the Emo losers who hang out at HT all day to get one of these!

@22, 24, 25 haHa! ...love it

STOMPY the cheer up song get's personal towards the chorus, been singing it all morning.

That's not a moon....

That is the best thing I've seen all day.

@28 then you definitely need to get out more

Looks like Leo's left hand can't wait to get started.

It should say, " Chicks dig guys that it out p**** " or "Chicks dig guys that it out pizza" (without the *** )

@31 you don't think it should say 'chicks guys dig p**** out chicks pizza out? cause that seems like it'd make more sense that wtf you just said

@ 31 Wtf did you say?

#31 said and I translate " I will never get laid"

@31: Eye was gayng to translate your posed but Eye goat hungary and decided to go it some cheeps insdead.

Should I even bother to point out the grammatical error in this?

they are wise penguins

And this is why we geeks save sh*t like this for the future of the web.

@ 17

"Nah dude, the asian chick is MY date. I told you the one with personality is YOUR date"

@ naas & STOMPY

Where the hell were you guys!! I called ALL the hospitals, you weren't in any of them!!!

I was gone last week, not in any hospitals this time

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i would like to point out that although it's clear only one piece of the pizza pie has been removed, 2 of the ninja fast turtles have that slice.

That's fantastic and I want it.

Go Ninja go Ninja go!

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wait so was this post about how to get a girl?

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It funny... I don't know what the redhead's name is but I haven't seen her since I was about 8 years old, but she seems to fit exactly into my type today. Coincidence?

Is this a magnet? Does anyone know where it's available for purchase?

Does anyone know where i can buy this magnet?

lol.. That's Awesome. Yeah, I second that.. where did you find that magnet? :D