Ninja Turtles Offering Relationship Advice
I like turtles AND pizza. Also, this is good news for me cause I couldn't cook to save my life anyway (don't even think about it, Jigsaw!).
TMNT Relationship Advice [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Aisha, who offered up this piece of relationship advice: Chicks dig guys who aren't monster douchebags (douching is so 80's).
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These is a group of human wrecks cosplaying as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, presumably by wrapping themselves in -- what the hell is that, colored packing tape? I'm pretty sure Michelangelo is a dude, I think the middle two are chicks, and Donatello is a tossup. Knowing ... / Continue →
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Note: High-res version HERE because this car deserves it. This is a shot taken by Redditor kvnmahan at a Nashville Sam's Club of what is arguably the coolest car I'll see all weekend. Possibly life. Apparently it's owned by a local rapper named Lex Top Dollar. My rap name? ... / Continue →
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This video is from 2006 and has over a million views, so you've probably already seen it. I hadn't though, and since it's Sunday, I'm entitled to do whatever I damn well please. Including, and not just limited to, drinking at 9AM. Breakfast never tasted so good! Anyway, thi... / Continue →
