Aug 25 2009Never Pick Up After Your Dog Again!

are... are you serious?
the calostamy bag for DOGS! WOOOO!!!

Sounds like a winner. Thanks to big brother though I cannot see the video. In a related note, I did always enjoy finding bits and pieces of my GI Joe collection in my dog's dumps. Good times.

I foresee dog poop PSAs in the future...

Try putting this on your cat.

Mmmkay. This video was more disturbing than the Twilight dildo video...

Mmmmm, two dogs, one bag....

ya, i'm gonna go eat lunch now, thanks gw...

damnit moose knuckle, you had to go there...

"Dog feces is extremely dangerous to people even if you pick it up. A residue is left over and can cause blindness, liver damage and death. The Pootrap solves these problems once and for all."

If anyone is going to say "Are you serious?" It should be for that statement there.

I could probably eat a piece of dog shit and I wouldn't die from it. It'd taste like dog shit, but I'm not gonna die from it.

Man that sucks about our culture. "Don't go outside! You'll get germs and die! Stay inside where it's safe!"

Screw that. Drink water from the hose and play in the mud. Doing stuff like this will build up immunities in your body, and you'll live longer and be healthier.

does it come with flammable bags? that would give it some sort of utility.

I guess I should stop smearing it under my boss's car door handle at work. Sheesh who knew. He's an a-hole but I can't have his death on my conscience.

i don't even know what to say. So many possibilities...make one for old people and show it off at the DEATH PANELS!!

I think boost is ready to take on the world today...

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max had an argument with his friend who was working on a poo dissapearing spray. Right after Max told him off, the poo spray made him rich, and max got jealous.

If Billy Mays was screaming at you to buy it. It would sound like a much better idea.

join now my lord

Moo

When I was young my friend and I were playing in my backyard. I had two dogs at the time, with the accompanying dog feces. My little brother thought it would be hilarious to get a shovel and start throwing said feces at my friend. He, in turn, thought it would be a great idea to take cover in a bale of chicken wire and taunt my little brother. Moments later he had dog feces all over him and in his mouth. He didn't die. He did go on to become a rather successful dentist though. Bastard.

i was saying "poo-urns"

@18
You are jacks envious heart...

@9, have you seen the movie Pink Flamingos? Me neither, but there is a scene where a dog sh*ts on the sidewalk and Divine scoops it up and puts it in her mouth. Filmed in one unbroken shot and apparently not faked. In interviews Divine reports that a Dr told her it wouldn't hurt her.

I suppose that scene was recreated somehow in Never Back Down.

Do you hate the taste left on your hands after picking up dog cap? Well you are in luck!

This is sucj a b.s. product. Who picks up their dogs logs? I make mine poop where little kids play to teach them a lesson about watching where they're going... I'm tired of those little shits. (the kids, not the poops)

@8, How could I NOT go there? Annnnd....

2 Boosts, 1 cup

@20

Lol. Yeah. But then I saw those horrid dental face masks on here and reconsidered.

This bag is full of fail. Needs to be paper so you can immediately light it and leave it on someone's doorstep.

http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com

I feel the inspiration of a fetish video coming on, I wonder if those butt harnesses could be adapted to fit on someone's face?

Hmmmm.....

Dog poo is harmless. It's the cow poop you have to look out for. That crap will mess you up good.

Do you think the harness will fit my baby or gran?

What a waste of money...

Worst idea ever...but probably not ever

Everyone needs to hit up the product site and check the FAQ....blatantly written by some sort of immigrant that hasn't quite gotten a hold on the English language just yet.

My personal favorite?

"Why my dog seem not able to get used to "PooTrap"?

In many ways dog is like human being! It's like when first time people use camera to take photos, for sure it seems weird but nowadays many people around the world are using cameras for taking photos."

Just read the FAQ in a Russian accent and your day will be complete.

@4 Can't wait for the cat version!

Well, that video was enough for me! *gun in mouth*
they could have fixed that dog before they got a close up of him shitting

You know what happens if you DON'T use a bag on your dog's ass?
The turds fly around loose and land in Geekologie, only to post "first".

Also, I grabbed my morning cup-o-joe and sat down to watch a little cable when what do I find but Never Back Down. Wow, what a honking piece of "first"
I get it now. Classic 80s movie cliches updated for the new millenium. The only good thing was that part when Max sat down at his laptop, went to Geekologie and linked to mybrute.

STOMPY, this time the link really is me. What a wuss I am.

i want one for my self!

@34
1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!! That static shock could power a delorean back to the future...

Pffbbt. We all know the assholes who use this already have their dog in a "purse"...

one more from earlier this summer

Oh and RDA's a fag

ha, pooh trap usa

My favorite line ever:

Dog shit: It's more dangerous than you think.

Simple. and brilliant.

Can they make this in grandpa size???

Wow, cant believe the company actually made the shitbags TRANSPARENT!
So now, everyone can see a bag strapped to the back of the dog and watch a huge steaming pile of shit hanging on its butt.

The suicide rate for dogs is going to go up. You'll know it when your Miata is totaled due to a Rott with a shitbag running out in front of you.

lol that shitbag just looks horrendous

It also looks like alot more effort (and money) than just wrapping your hand in an old grocery bag and just picking up the crud.

hahaha thats the same thing they put on horses that take carriages around, its not new at all

i checked the products website and none of the "contact us" links work

This was a big let down, I thought it was an ad for a dog that dispenced plastic bags out its rectum. FAIL

"install on your dog"

okay?

*easy to install on your dog

@4, 32:

The cat version would be more useful attached to the face, to catch those damn hairballs.

This is for dogs too? I've been using it for years!

"The magic poop collector"

Couldn't have put it better myself.

@ STOMPY im lovin the Fightclub references

A real dog would rip this off and scatter it around your yard, unfortunately nobody owns real dogs now-a-days.

What #55 said.

Now if only they made one for humans. Then i wouldn't have to pick up after my little brother all the time.

oh, good god.
uhh, pretty sure just picking the shit up would be alot easier than getting that stupid looking "device" on my dog.
and besides, my neighbor's lawn needs to be fertilized : D

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Can you buy these at Duane Reade?

I need to buy one for my brother.

GW is 27...?! D:
there goes the image of some demented 7 year old girl scared of the end of the world as we know it at the hands of our mechanical overlords....