Aug 4 2009Mario And Peach, Together (Sexually) At Last
NOTE: VIDEO IS NSFW DUE TO LEWD SEXY TALK AND LOTS OF MOANING.
This is a video of Mario and Princess Peach finally consummating their relationship. I almost cried it was so romantic. But I didn't, because I'm a big boy and I wear big boy pants (I sobbed like a baby). Also, fair warning: there's a whole lot of Peach moaning in the video which is kind of weird if there are other people around. Hell, I felt awkward and I'm the only one here. Except for the dog, who I'm pretty sure thought I was watching porno. I said stop staring at me -- it's a cartoon!
Mario and Princess Sex Tape [collegehumor]
Thanks to Julian, who dated Princess Peach in high school but broke up with her because she wouldn't do his algebra homework. Pfft, what are girlfriends for?
Reader Comments
1. dark_icefire - August 4, 2009 5:00 PM
First!
2. STOMPY - August 4, 2009 5:06 PM
@1
facking deuchfag arsehole mother donkey punching son of a raptor rape shiitetard!
3. Ryan - August 4, 2009 5:10 PM
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................I wasn't prepared for that....
4. Khudere - August 4, 2009 5:10 PM
haha, that was great.
5. MariOwned - August 4, 2009 5:14 PM
Now this is some sex, the Hammer Bros. should have joined in...
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
6. Intermino - August 4, 2009 5:14 PM
LOL@ "Oh my God, you're like Yoshi down there!"
7. naas - August 4, 2009 5:17 PM
Nice, I like the mario remakes.... I thought GW might've posted this one too by now......
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c0b_1248725034
....which is safe for work btw
8. Paul? - August 4, 2009 5:28 PM
yeyah! yoshi FTW!
9. Pat - August 4, 2009 5:30 PM
Haha that was almost as good as the line at the end of "The World is Not Enough."
"I thought Christmas came only once a year."
ZING!
10. SiGee - August 4, 2009 5:53 PM
@7
OMG! that vid was kickin!
funny shyt, passing it around work now....
11. arakuto - August 4, 2009 6:02 PM
lol@ "oh, Zelda!"
hahaha
12. Tennist0 - August 4, 2009 6:22 PM
I saw this yesterday, lol, College Humor is the best!
13. Snoweh Fluffie Bottom - August 4, 2009 6:25 PM
I think i just giggled snorted
14. The Baroness - August 4, 2009 7:00 PM
GW i was just wondering about your poor dog... must be traumatized by all those NSFW videos you're watching all day long...
Video très romantique en effet.
15. LSD - August 4, 2009 7:04 PM
woa...i...i can never play mario again
16. Joe - August 4, 2009 7:15 PM
That was unbelievably hilarious.
17. Daisy - August 4, 2009 7:24 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fajke because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactyly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max builds a moon rocket in a junk yard with andy taylor and brings back moon rocks that he sells to pay his legal bills.
18. BathCaptain - August 4, 2009 7:29 PM
Cool Mario - Keep it up!
MEGAN FOX RIDES TREX UP MOUNT EVEREST
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/2009/08/megan-fox-rides-t-rex-up-mount-everest/
ROFL
19. lee harless - August 4, 2009 7:35 PM
haha! perfect!
20. fetus_mcnuggets - August 4, 2009 7:36 PM
penisis already look like mushrooms
why does he need another one !!??
21. aru-San - August 4, 2009 8:45 PM
lol did i bust a nut or did i bust a gut? lol i cant tell right now im laughing to hard
22. handyman - August 4, 2009 8:55 PM
I always imagined that in my mind when i was a kid. Its great to have it come to fruition.
http://handyman54.mybrute.com
23. Watch-303 - August 4, 2009 10:05 PM
this was rule 34'd
24. Amai Ai - August 4, 2009 10:32 PM
o - o'' *throws all Mario games in the trash can*
That was ....scary.
25. Mario - August 4, 2009 11:10 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220462681009
HAHAHA
26. Anon - August 4, 2009 11:52 PM
Gotta love rule 34.
27. cheezy_poof - August 5, 2009 3:16 AM
is it wrong that made me a little wet?
28. K-Anator - August 5, 2009 4:13 AM
Lol @ "No warping, right?" ... "Uhh... sure"
29. Amanda - August 5, 2009 7:48 AM
Holy shiz that's hysterical.
30. Jaded Icon - August 5, 2009 8:20 AM
@ 27
Only if you're a guy.
31. DaSt - August 5, 2009 10:02 AM
@17
No shit... Of course this is fake, it's a f*cking cartoon! What did you expect? A real Italian doing a girl in a pink dress??
32. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 5, 2009 10:48 AM
@31
Welcome to Geekologie. You must be new here.
33. SiGee - August 5, 2009 10:58 AM
@31
hahahahhahahah...
you will learn
34. DaSt - August 5, 2009 12:04 PM
@31 and @32
I'm new to posting, yes, but not new to Geekologie. I've watched this reatard post this kind of messages a long time now and i'm really getting sick of it. When i do an Google Search for this post on this domain, i get more than 1200 results!
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=DMj&q=site%3Awww.geekologie.com+%22This+is+a+complete+photoshop+job.%22&aq=f&oq=&aqi=
35. G4FtW - August 5, 2009 12:09 PM
I miss Code Monkeys...
36. GeekoFan - August 6, 2009 3:45 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
37. ViVi - January 20, 2010 12:15 AM
Kind of like "Son of a Peach," but more graphic...still funny though!!
Also: http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/crossover_nintendo_princess_peach_sonic_team_sonic_the_hedgehog_super_mario.jpg
38. lol - March 27, 2011 3:17 PM
omg this is hilarious!