A Florida man blamed his cat after officials busted the failure at life for downloading over a thousand images of
kitty kiddy porn.
Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said "strange things" appeared on the computer when he returned.
He is being held in Martin county jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat.
In related news, all poorly written Geekologie posts were actually my dog. WOOF!
Florida man blames cat for illegal downloads [guardian]
Thanks to twellve, Richard and Chuck Nunchuck, who only blame their pets for missing homework and farting.
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