Aug 3 2009Luke, I Am Your Hood Art: Darth Vader Car

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First?
I beat the rest of you firsttards!!!

Mouais peut mieux faire...

close, but no cigar ;)

I'm not really diggin this star wars art. The one on the van was better.

Straw Arse, it's Northern British slang. I believe it started out as an erotic game of sorts played at swinger parties, but it's become quite and epidemic and fully embraced by local teenagers. Think of it as sort of the American "Shocker"......but with straws, lots of lube and at least 3 participants.

Way to fellate that rocket powered dildo launching from your crotch, there, Darth.

I just noticed this does it look like his crotch is glowing?

i predict that Daisy will or will not claim that this is fakedue to wrong shadows.... which will demonstrate my ability as a GOD! damn i'm pro at this.

ZOMG!!! I am stealing this car! GTA style...

this is so gay. other than reminding me of porkchops, everyone knows that if you get shit painted on your car, eagles and wolves are the only way to go.

Stair Wars: Where stairs from various countries and nations battle to the death.

I didn't know you drove a civic Moose Knuckle, daaaark. Ohwait, Utah plates.....

nothing like a $5000 paintjob on a $1500 car

i bet it has $10,000 in rims and another $4500 in stereo equipment too

@2 Lost - appropriate name f*cktard

I am not sure what symbolism is happening with "Vader" ramming his limp lightsaber into ??? What the hell was under his crotch? Jawa? Ewok? Leia?

From the art work I have to believe the person who did the Yoda f*ckwagon did this monstrosity as well. I am not certain this is a picture of Darth Vader judging from the helmet. This might be a mural of his cousin Fart Vapor.

I hate Star Wars geeks. They should all die.

looks like darth is strokin his 3 foot shlong so fast its glowing...

Utah!

Probably one of them crazy mormons...........

Notice how Vader's saber forms a cross on his tummy?

@14 - $5000 paintjob????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Did your mother conceive you from being gangbanged at a family reunion???
I tell you what....you give me $5000...let me stop by WalMart to pick up some painting supplies and I will paint the same thing for you on the side of your house.

@18 Normally, I'd agree, but this also looks like it might be an airbrush job, in which case it was probably way overpriced (though possibly not $5,000).

Hustlebeast?

it shoulda been boba fette painted on a vette

"i bounty hunt for jabba-hutt to finance my vette"

@12
http://geekalier.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/stair-wars.jpg

Holy Crap that is impressive

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@ Eat Me

"This might be a mural of his cousin Fart Vapor" -

HaHAHAHAHAH! OMG! You are soooo funny! You should do stand up comedy or something. Oh wait! I have a better idea. How about being sodimized by a rabid bear! That sounds right up your "alley" (get it, lol, I'm trying to be funny like you).

@24 - poor baby....is this a picture of your car? We are so sorry. We didn't know that your were a mentally challenged member of our society. Did you paint this car yourself with your leftover Testors paint from when you built that bitchin' B-52? (even though the wing fell off)

" I'm trying to be funny like you" I agree 100% with your comment. Trying is the appropriate word to use. You keep in there though. One day you can growup to be a big boy like everyone else.

I may actually watch the Special Olympics this year just to cheer you on.

@ Jaded Icon

You impudent fool! How dare you challenge me! Just because I make myself feel better by insulting the intelligence of anyone who remotely likes Star Wars does not mean you can make fun of me......I have feelings you know.......So what if I made fun of someone else! That automatically means I can't be made fun of, don't you know the rules!!! I think I will make myself feel better by calling you "retarded" and that you should join the "Special Olympics"........ah....thats better......now to top off this day I think I will encourage a rabid bear to sodimize me. Yea!

It looks like he's jerking off.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was called impudent and commented that he NEVER EVER had problems in the bedroom.

What is your fascination with a bear with rabies and sodomy? If I ever read about some tard jumping into the bear bit at the zoo and ass-plowing a grizzly I will know it was you.

I in no form or fashion need to make fun of you to make myself fetter better. I feel just perfect without any outside stimulus. I make fun of you because it’s easy and it’s hilarious. I am not making fun of someone who remotely likes Star Wars. I am a Star Wars child myself. Saw New Hope opening day as a young kid. Had all the toys (figurines, Darth Vader carrying case, land speeder, X-wing, tie-fighter, falcon, death star, etc…) Shot them all with a bb-gun and think I set fire to the death star using gasoline and firecrackers.

I make fun of drugged out retards that think something like that car is…is….???? I am not sure what they were going for when painting that car. You on the other hand would like to drive around in that thing and that frightens me. I surmise from your love of bad murals of Darth Vader, anal love with bears, and the overall disgust of someone that points our your tardness that you are truly a life-long member of the Special Olympics and wish to donate to your cause and support you in your endeavors. What is so wrong in that.

@6 hivemind

strw ars haha

That's the scarecrows car. He's a big Star Wars fan....

And he has a straw ass.

And here I thought we weren't dating because your "Geek Level" results were 20%... You rebel.

GW - Please add tag "Luke, I am your retarded paint job"

St. Rwars actually...

So tired of star wars fans who get all excited for everything that has any relation to star wars, even if its done in bad taste....

so why is there a magical burst of light near his crotch area?

I can haz stair wars?

I totally wasn't driving this time

I'm in love...

I love that "hustlebeast" made sure we all know who painted this piece of shit...

ROFAIL

@2 fail

we are all living in the matrix

I totally shouldve sent this in!!! I took a picture of this car a semester ago on my iPhone when I saw it inthe technology building parking lot at my school. I popped a nerd boner.

The emissions are strong with that one

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@ Jaded Taint/Tard/eat-me

Well, well, well. Touched a nerve did I? I'm sorry, I guess I didn't know you were that sensitive about bears.

You ended your first comment with the line "I hate Star Wars geeks. They should all die." And yet you confirm yourself as a Star Wars fan. Now before I go into how Freudian that statement was, I think you should take a good look at yourself. For someone who doesn't like to use an established tag you sure get pissed if someone makes fun of your statements.

Also, one of my favorite lines of yours; " I in no form or fashion need to make fun of you to make myself fetter better. I feel just perfect without any outside stimulus. I make fun of you because it’s easy and it’s hilarious" - correct me if I'm wrong but isn't doing something "easy" and "hilarious" for fun, doesn't that make you feel better about yourself?......hmm...

BTW: I class things into two categories.
1. Things I find interesting
2. Things I could care less about

If you continue to spout hate at things you don't like you won't live a very healthy life. Sooo.....I guess I'm recommending you get laid and chill out.

VAGINA!

Fetter Better! Someone needs to copyright that, STAT! Then we can figure out what to do from there...

Let’s see. Where to start? “touched a nerve” ummm…no. It was your comment about rabid bears and sodomy so it would appear that the only one, anywhere, that has a nerve to touch on that fetish would be you kind sir. I am sure there is some medication somewhere that can calm that desire (fantasy) of yours.

Second worthless point of yours is about comparing a star wars geek (my words) and a star wars fan (your words). You have essentially summed it up yourself without any help from the studio audience. See a fan (me) lived the imaginative life while I was a child and then grew up. A geek (probably you since this appears to be the only nerve struck through all of this) is someone who cannot get past living a childhood fantasy and shows great disillusion of living in the real world. Driving around in a poorly painted Darth Vader civic is something a geek would do.

You don’t seem to be using an “established” tag yourself so would you like to be the pot or the kettle? As for making fun of my comments, please by all means do. That is the whole point of worthless posts like this. But you need to toughen up your skin little girl and learn to take it. You can’t bitch about someone calling you out when you directly make comments to someone. See, that’s called a hypocrite.

On this next point I have to ask, have you even finished high school? Are you one of the many dropouts that plague this country? As I stated, I do not need to make fun of you to lift my self esteem. I am fine with myself and have no complaints of who I am or where I am at in my life. I live a blessed life.
Making fun of you is easy and hilarious but that does not define into me needing to do that to make myself feel better. It’s about it being funny and hilarious. The real question is why does it anger you so much? You are sporting some deep seated security issues when an anonymous poster on a blog page gets you this riled up.

By your post of your 2 categories I suppose my posts fit into the “things I find interesting” one since you had some deep dark desire to respond to it in the very beginning. I feel honored to have such high ranking by a noteworthy scholar such as yourself.

Oh…and don’t you fret none about my health. I live a healthy lifestyle without complications, but thank you for the concern. Oh…BTW, I got laid last night and I still think you are a tard. I guess that wasn’t it. Maybe it’s just you? Ever thought about that?

Narcissism is a disease and could probably be treated when you pick up the meds to stop that insatiable rabid bear, anal lust thing you have going on.

@ Jaded Idiot/Taint/Tard/eat-me

lol, ok! I had already stated my arguments in the first two posts so there is really no need to try to outdo you by writing an opposing essay. Well done by the way, it’s very........long. I don't even think I ever got my ex-girlfriend to bitch this much at me.

I guess if you allow me to clarify; an established tag is a name that you use consistently in comments. For the most part I use the same tag. The only time I do change it is to make a point. It leaves people open for attack from an "anonymous" commenter but most of us don't care, including me.

As far as the Star Wars Geek/Fan argument. Well, I guess you have a point. There is a difference between someone who likes Star Wars and has been a fan since childhood and obsessed fans who permanently paint their cars as a homage to it. I would only like to say that there are different levels of obsession and although I think the car is interesting I can honestly say I would never drive it much less own one. But I don't hate the person that does. I guess that is where we differ.

BTW: Congrads on getting laid.

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