Aug 18 2009Kid Showing Off His Parallel Parking Skills
This is a short video of a future stunt car driver showing off his parallel parking skills to all the neighborhood ladies (6 and under only, please. Cougars need not apply). Impressive, little guy, but can you, oh I dunno, PERFORM A THREE POINT TURN?!? Because I can't, I failed the driving test four times. The GW: Driving without a license since '96.
Thanks to NEWS TIP!, who may or may not understand what you're supposed to put in the 'Name' box.
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Reader Comments
1. Fitz - August 18, 2009 4:02 PM
Vin Diesel's kid
2. Mr. cow - August 18, 2009 4:04 PM
Moo
3. jaja - August 18, 2009 4:06 PM
3rd ? :D
4. naas - August 18, 2009 4:08 PM
It's 007 before turning 7
5. NEWS TIP! - August 18, 2009 4:09 PM
I was the person to submit this and I thought my NEWS TIP! name was quite witty.
lol?
6. NEWS TIP! - August 18, 2009 4:13 PM
Yes, I thought it was "quite witty".
Jeebes, go on and get me my caviar!
7. BathCaptain - August 18, 2009 4:30 PM
AWESOME
This might need to get an Awesome Award Trophy from -
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/
8. Dishy Dishyington - August 18, 2009 4:44 PM
Quite witty. lol?
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 18, 2009 4:44 PM
@all
IT finally figured out what I've been doing and blocked Geekologie at work. From now on please save your witty comments for after 4:30 PM EST. Thank you.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2yNfAEReZSQ/SRppTwUqSZI/AAAAAAAABNg/V-4XSlnspqQ/s320/Kill+Joy+TV+Ad.jpg
10. naas - August 18, 2009 4:53 PM
Sadness GFS, might be time to get an iphone or a new job my friend
11. Ollie Williams - August 18, 2009 4:57 PM
*pets his iPhone inappropriately*
12. Daisy - August 18, 2009 5:02 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was sitting in his car smoking a bone before serving a summons, and then a police car pulled up behind him and went into the house and killed a guy.
13. kyle - August 18, 2009 5:30 PM
not bad http://kyle143.mybrute.com
14. podstar - August 18, 2009 5:32 PM
he ain't even going that fast and his hands don't move when he turns?
....aaargh
why must my brain torment me with the search for truth! wicked internet seeks to trick me.
15. Jeff - August 18, 2009 6:45 PM
Now let's see a little girl try to do that... My guess would be a 10 minute video.
16. Jiakasuma - August 19, 2009 12:52 AM
Awesome! 0.o
17. Nick - August 19, 2009 4:33 AM
His dad sounds like Fozzie Bear.
18. Ocelot - August 19, 2009 6:12 AM
This looks super fake. For once Daisy is right
19. Pat - August 19, 2009 8:53 AM
Totally real. I was there. I witnessed it. You'll also notice the UFOs hovering in the background.
@Gordon Try www.stupidcensorship.com to get around that.
20. potato_owl - August 19, 2009 10:32 AM
Can that kid teach me how to drive?
21. Zaki - August 19, 2009 10:46 AM
his dad sounds like ray romano :P
22. Beep Boop - August 19, 2009 10:35 PM
Tokyo Drift.......Toddler Style
23. kyle - October 24, 2009 12:53 AM
ooohh...need to take some parking skills lessons from these Japanese guys
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/good-parking-skills-required-in-japa/