Aug 29 2009I Would Watch That: Mario Kart, The Movie
This is a pretty awesome trailer for Mario Kart: The Movie. Obviously, the movie isn't actually real but the trailer is 3:40 long so you get to see all the would-be good parts anyway. I especially liked the part at the end where Princess gets all nekkid and dancy at the finish line. I jest. OR DO I? You'll have to watch to find out! Or not, because you know that nudity gets pulled off Youtube. Trust me, I've looked. AND uploaded. HIYO!
Thanks to Juan, meeotch and Chris, who always want to play as Yoshi because that little green bastard can drive AND be sexy at the same time. And to Alex, who is actually part of the comedy group (Dr. Coolsex) that made the video. Good lookin', Alex.
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Reader Comments
1. ciao - August 29, 2009 8:47 PM
lmao this is horrible :P
2. ClickMeFrank - August 29, 2009 8:52 PM
2nd! :) Love it
3. Jappleton - August 29, 2009 8:58 PM
3rd This is truly a masterpiece. Now Peach should show more boob.
4. Jaycob - August 29, 2009 9:05 PM
needs more sexual tension and period drama
5. Jappleton - August 29, 2009 9:09 PM
Period drama? Nahh, menstrual black comedy is where it's at.
6. John - August 29, 2009 9:19 PM
TEEHEE. YOU SAID PERIOD AND YOU SAID MENSTRUAL
7. asian sensation - August 29, 2009 9:25 PM
3:03 bahm!
8. Mr. cow - August 29, 2009 9:41 PM
Moo
9. Daisy - August 29, 2009 9:43 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was delivering a package, and althought he wasn't supposed t look at it, he did and it had a live girl inside it.
10. Tom - August 29, 2009 9:43 PM
They may as well be driving Delorean's into the past as this shit is
OLD
11. skyhy - August 29, 2009 11:14 PM
FIRST!!
I love the 8 bit ties at 2:57 yay!
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/04/8bit_tie_perfect_for_professio.php
12. Free ipod - August 29, 2009 11:42 PM
wait were those special effects professional they look really good ?
13. kate - August 29, 2009 11:45 PM
that was amazing. i'd spend 10 bucks in a shitty theatre to see that.
large popcorn and cherry coke please
14. Peach - August 30, 2009 12:52 AM
I wish the movie was real.
15. danny g - August 30, 2009 2:27 AM
no one loves mario kart more than me, but seriously, this was about the unfunniest thing i've ever seen. not even a slight smile. and i'm DRUNK.
16. fetus_mcnuggets - August 30, 2009 3:29 AM
yo marios pretty hot .... that outfit and the accent would spice things up ... in the space sac
17. Geekogee - August 30, 2009 5:26 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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18. crus - August 30, 2009 5:26 AM
mama miaaaa he's beautiful !
hehe
love it
19. Spikey DaPikey - August 30, 2009 7:33 AM
Meh..
20. QUASIMODEM - August 30, 2009 9:17 AM
I have the very same TV remote they used to interview Luigi in front of me.
WHOAAOWHAWOHWA
21. Pat - August 30, 2009 11:28 AM
What production quality! I'd see it. Also, is Bowzer doing anabolic mushrooms?
22. hamburglar007 - August 30, 2009 12:22 PM
They couldn't find anyone more attractive for peach?
23. Pepper - August 30, 2009 1:07 PM
I ALWAYS PLAY AS YOSHI!! <<<333
awesome trailer, i would have made a better yoshi tho :)
24. frankie mcbaseball from the west - August 30, 2009 1:32 PM
I think you meant "throw" not "through"?
25. leo - August 30, 2009 2:17 PM
why is this not made already?
26. paladuck - August 30, 2009 3:08 PM
at first i was like o__o
but then when bowser ate those mushrooms and went crazy i loled.
27. Ariella - August 30, 2009 5:09 PM
Lol toad was the best
28. Sandra - August 31, 2009 10:22 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
HE HAD A STAR THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO!!
love it.
toad is such a jerk. jaheeew or what....
AHAHAHAHAHAH
29. word up dog - August 31, 2009 12:40 PM
3:03 FTMFW