Aug 26 2009I Would Hit That Like Vending Machine With A Stuck Bag Of Chips: XBox Controller Bento
This is a bento box made by Laura Bento (that would be like me being named Charles Blog!) for her husband's lunch. It looks pretty delicious. And I'm not just saying that because the only thing I've had to eat was a stale biscuit for lunch yesterday, but I am starting to see mirages.
The controller itself is obviously mostly comprised of rice, but the D-Pad was constructed from naturally grey Konnyaku (Japanese yam cake), while lemon peel, green apple peel, red pepper and dyed blue egg white make up the four colorful buttons.
Geez, look at all that SPAM. I sure hope Laura's husband works in a toilet testing factory. Get it? Because I heard he likes to eat on the john! Hey, me too!
Xbox 360 Bento Box Puts Real Xbox 360 to Shame [gizmodo]
Thanks to Heather, who once bento boxed a Sumo wrestler and won in the first round.
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Reader Comments
1. suckitfirsters - August 26, 2009 4:05 PM
mmm asdf
2. YutzwagonYutzwagon - August 26, 2009 4:09 PM
Have we just learned the GW's true name?
3. Robot - August 26, 2009 4:09 PM
YAY BENTO!!!
4. Pistol Pete - August 26, 2009 4:10 PM
I would eat that until my eater stopped responding. And oh the potty afterward. Can you say Wave Motion Gun? I knew you could.
5. Hannukah Montana - August 26, 2009 4:14 PM
Laura Bento must have the supplest breast ever.
Now I miss rice.
6. shawn - August 26, 2009 4:18 PM
someone please inform me of what those delicious little pink and brown choco-looking candies are in the top left.
7. Chuck Nunchuck - August 26, 2009 4:20 PM
I wonder if even XBox sushi can get a red ring of death.
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 26, 2009 4:20 PM
Damn, that's a big assed lunch.
9. Coffee Addict - August 26, 2009 4:25 PM
this doesn't even deserve a post ... lame
10. Bentoboy - August 26, 2009 4:27 PM
Love it, loks really TASTAY!
11. David - August 26, 2009 4:32 PM
I want.
12. Mr. cow - August 26, 2009 4:35 PM
Moo
13. pepe la PEWPEW - August 26, 2009 4:43 PM
I love spam SPAM SPAM SPAM !!!!
14. shadwag - August 26, 2009 4:45 PM
all of the major food groups are represented.
15. GoSS Jerk - August 26, 2009 4:47 PM
wow, i'm lucky to find something in the fridge when i get home, let alone expect food to be prepared by my "significant other" a boxed lunch for me is a dream like learning how to count, going to the moon, firstards bathcaptain rda and clones going to hell... you get the gist of it...
16. Blastphemer - August 26, 2009 4:49 PM
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, xbox controller made out of rice, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam.
Is this a new dish served at the Green Midget Café in Bromley???
17. Lizzie - August 26, 2009 4:52 PM
@15 I'm sorry :(:(
I make lunches for my hubby. Nothing this cool though.
18. CoinOperatedBoi - August 26, 2009 5:36 PM
@7
No no, that's later after you visit the john a couple of times.
19. hamster queen - August 26, 2009 6:39 PM
Do want!
Heh, the candy things look like a jar of tiny nipples. Where do you get those?
20. Anon - August 26, 2009 10:50 PM
Man, that's alot of food. Especially for a bento.
21. Forever Zero - August 27, 2009 12:11 AM
@6 & 19 - Those tiny nipple thingies are called Meiji Apollo Strawberry Chocolate.
You can find them here at only $1.49 per pack: http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/product/635443-meiji-apollo-chocolate
22. Jaded Icon - August 27, 2009 7:17 AM
This woman is WAY to good for her husband.
23. Sylvester arcane - August 27, 2009 8:08 AM
A weeabo/geek girlfriend.. (probably hot too)
This can't be real! it's staged i tell you, staged!
24. Pat - August 27, 2009 8:42 AM
I wonder how long it takes to construct something like this. Furthermore, I'd be sad to eat it after it was done.
25. Geekogee - August 30, 2009 5:07 AM
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26. Red repper - January 26, 2010 6:18 AM
Red pepper vereyim mi?