Aug 5 2009I WANT TO EAT MY LIPS: Bacon Lip Balm
What do you get when you cross Cheetos lip balm and bacon flavored lube? A BACON-CHEESE ORGY TO REMEMBER, AM I RIGHT? God, I sure hope I'm not. You people are freaks. Anyway, bacon lip balm is exactly what it sounds like: bacon flavored lip balm from the porky purveyors over at J&D. A 4-pack will set you back $13, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to fill you up! I'm a pretty skinny guy and I still ate ten sticks for breakfast. PLUS TWO ROCKS AND SOME DIRT.
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J&D's Bacon Lip Balm [uncrate]
Thanks to Rémy, Ste, tkuper and PrestickNinja, who are smart enough to know hotdogs aren't really just assholes and lips. There are elbows in there too, you know.
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Reader Comments
1. bryan - August 5, 2009 11:45 AM
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2. Timbo - August 5, 2009 11:45 AM
God that sounds delicious...
3. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 11:47 AM
My god that smelled delicious...
4. Intrepidpursuit - August 5, 2009 11:49 AM
It would be like making out with a fat girl!
5. Timbo - August 5, 2009 11:49 AM
My god that tastes delicious...
6. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 11:50 AM
My God that feels delicious...
7. LSDiesel - August 5, 2009 11:50 AM
My God that feels delicious.
8. naas - August 5, 2009 11:50 AM
YES!!!! DO WANT
http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/1140616929389.gif
9. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 11:51 AM
My god that looks delicious...
10. LSDiesel - August 5, 2009 11:51 AM
@6, damn you and your refresh button!
11. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 11:52 AM
FAH-Q taught me all i know (F5 to the rescue...)
12. Paul? - August 5, 2009 11:54 AM
YES! my vegetarian girlfriend will love this on me!
13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 5, 2009 11:56 AM
My God that looks delicious
14. bryan - August 5, 2009 11:57 AM
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15. Timbo - August 5, 2009 11:58 AM
@4 hahahahhahhhaaa
good one...
16. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 11:58 AM
@GFS
nice post blanco nino, but too bad ur arse got pwwwwwwwwwned......
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/i_want_to_eat_my_lips_bacon_li.php#comment-131808
17. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 5, 2009 12:02 PM
@STOMPY
Damn these eyes!
http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2008/08/johnnycash_bp.gif
18. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 12:09 PM
@Sam Hall
Damn YOUR eyes!!!
19. Wendy - August 5, 2009 12:14 PM
You oh so love your bacon don't you? Wanna know something scary? I was raised jewish and NEVER had bacon till I was 24 (I'm thirty now) I converted..... (I'm still a sinning jew on the inside though, who just believes in Jesus)
The first time I ate bacon, I wondered what had taken me to f-ing long. Also crab and lobster, what are jews thinking?
20. SmokingGirl - August 5, 2009 12:16 PM
If this came in turkey bacon flavour, I'd be all over it. I don't know why, but the taste of regular bacon just grosses me out now.
Turkey bacon all the way!!
21. SiGee - August 5, 2009 12:19 PM
LSDeisel and I used to play with this stuff all the time...
ah..... the good 'ol days....
22. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 12:22 PM
@SG
Turkey bacon is bacon flavored... Think about it... Why the UK flavor spelling? You are obviously in US time zone with your posts...
23. LSDiesel - August 5, 2009 1:00 PM
@21, ahhh, I remember tasting the bacon all over your lips, then coming up to kiss you afterwords.
24. i rock them boats - August 5, 2009 1:06 PM
@22 she could be canadian
25. shadwag - August 5, 2009 1:10 PM
@24. mmm. canadian bacon.
26. yan - August 5, 2009 1:10 PM
"MEATS" my seal of approval
http://www.meatspin.com
27. Wendy - August 5, 2009 1:15 PM
*rollz eyes* dirty! hehe
28. SiGee - August 5, 2009 1:17 PM
@23
O
M
F
G!!!
:)
......heheheheheheheeh........
*blushes*
29. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 1:20 PM
@27
Still waiting to hear what the hell happened to your boobies.
30. Wendy - August 5, 2009 1:38 PM
@29 how'd you know about that? did I miss a different comment on another post? I am a masochist.... I like being beaten..... Your not Wednesday are you?
31. fetus_mcnuggets - August 5, 2009 1:42 PM
BACON SCORFING INFIDELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS
that isa 20 counts of BLASPHEMY
eesmoking girl eesmoking is haram
but the bacon... is filthy manimal
pork will turn u into this .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCS5C3UkmMI&feature=fvw
PORK RIND PUSSHY
32. joe fioramonti - August 5, 2009 1:49 PM
thank you. i've been missing the bacon posts lately. I appreciate your commitment to the meats, especially bacon.
33. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 5, 2009 1:52 PM
Actually, if you have an orgy with bacon lube and cheeto lip balm, wouldn't the orgasm be a Bacon Explosion/
34. horton - August 5, 2009 1:55 PM
@ 31 FETUS MCNUGGETS HAHAHAHHA
WTF WAS THAT !?!? XD
"foney bolaney dicks" lollololol tooo good
35. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 2:13 PM
and the winner is.... FAH-Q for her role in post 33 (crowd goes wild).... time for your acceptance speach...
36. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 5, 2009 2:25 PM
Thank you, thank you. I would like to thank BACON for making this possible. And cheetos for making my fingers orange. Good night!
37. florecitarockera - August 5, 2009 2:34 PM
dudeeeee.... bacon... I rather get an torta ahogada flavor... do you think I can get one?
38. SmokingGirl - August 5, 2009 2:46 PM
Yes, turkey bacon is bacon flavoured, Stompy; but yet, it tastes different (and in my opinion better) than actual bacon.
Also, yes, I am American, however, my mother is British and therefore I spell the "British" way from time to time because of her influence. As she would constantly remind me as I was growing up, "We English-types spell words the way they were meant to be; so be proud of your heritage and influence those around you by spelling properly."
There...happy?
39. SiGee - August 5, 2009 2:49 PM
@30
Wendy,
Ollie is talking about the pic on your blog...
Please dont ever take pictures like that of yourself again...
I just HORFED!
It made me feel like I just watched the dinner scene in Eraserhead ...
OMFG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBpd5xy-vCY
40. Wendy - August 5, 2009 2:54 PM
@39 Don't look at it. Its part of my lifestyle..... smart ass.
41. SiGee - August 5, 2009 2:55 PM
@40
:)
42. scurl - August 5, 2009 3:02 PM
this reminds me of the fact that americans don't use the term "snogging" but now that our lips can taste of bacon, maybe we should start.
43. SmokingGirl - August 5, 2009 3:13 PM
Snogging is an excellent term. So is haberdash, humbuggery, and knickers...
44. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 3:13 PM
@Wendy
Ouch. Whatever floats your boat lady.
@38
I'm with you. Turkey bacon FTW.
45. SmokingGirl - August 5, 2009 3:39 PM
Thank you, Ollie, for helping me to stand up for the much abused turkey bacon.
46. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 3:40 PM
I'm just here to help... and ask who wants this dog.
47. SiGee - August 5, 2009 4:04 PM
Ollie.... ur the best!!
48. Freddy k - August 5, 2009 4:19 PM
So sad SG to think turkey bacon is better than actual bacon. :(
I do like spelling a few things the "english" way too. Just to throw some people off. Also, I like the English (mostly).
I had a bacon themed birthay a few years back. The bacon flavoured breath mints were a bit... well awful.
mmmmmmmmm bacon.
49. florecitarockera - August 5, 2009 5:01 PM
So.. What about the torta ahogada flavor... I believe it is BASIC on a happy person's diet to have such a great delight http://baisri.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/tortas-ahogadas.jpg
50. Great White Pygmy - August 5, 2009 5:14 PM
Kissable Gold right there! We loves us some BACON! I think about it at work when I pretend to be busy!!!
51. Jaded Icon - August 5, 2009 6:16 PM
So if I play my cards right my dick will smell like bacon?
@ 45
I eat turkey bacon, but I like pig bacon better. But when I'm training for matches I have to eat healthy. :(
52. GeekoFan - August 6, 2009 3:40 AM
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53. ciao - August 6, 2009 3:53 AM
yeeeeeeesssssss!!!!
hehe, I don't eat red-meat, but I do accept bacon on occasions XD
54. ciao - August 6, 2009 3:55 AM
bacon even heals:
http://www.adpulp.com/archives/2005/05/because_bacon_m.php