Aug 12 2009I Made It!: Your Geekologie Writer Is 28 Today

happy bday

LOVE YOU GW

congratulations gw

Have a fantastic birthday, GW! may your dreams be dinosaur-ful and robot-free. And be sure to tell us what kind of ice creams you treated yourself to :)

Did my gift (aka Killer Robot) arrive yet ?

Damn you GW Writer you stole my Birthday.

Hey!
Happy B-day GW!

i just think you should know that elephants are yellow.

Happy birthday GW!

i usually dont comment on your posts but i think now is the right time to start. i wish you happy bday. i love your posts. keep up the good work!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY

HAPPY B-DAY GW!!! Now don't forget to run around the Big Apple (aka New York) naked! When you get tazered by cops just tell them you're the terminator from the future.

Your as old as a dinosaur.
Happy B-day :)

Oh Yeah.. that's it!!!
happy bday GW!!
thank you for the great ideas in world domination and how to build weapons to destroy evil machines!!

Ahhhh bless

my T-101 just printed a copy of your picture.

Happy Birthday GW

you are a wonderful 28 year old. well done.

Happeh Birthday GW!! I love the site and only wish you the best birthday EVER!!! (pew pew)

Happy birthday GW. I hope you get seduced by a robot with a Megan Fox mask on and you get all the way to 3rd base before you realize that it ate your dick off already and then it offers you a robotic dick that brings more pleasure to your special lady friends than you ever could have done with mere human powers. It will be a new chapter in your life.

Dear GW,

Yay.

Love, Jimmy

Congratz. Damn you are younger ! So Happy Birthday from Germany.

Happy B-Day! The big 2-8. Now you can finally smoke crack legally. Wait.... is that right? Yeah, that's right.

@ 18

Fiona, are you that Megan Fox robot?

Happy bitrhday to you!
keep writing on geekologie for the rest of your life. i hope that you get a link costume or some shit for your birthday
take care

damn GW, you are younger then i thought :O
a very happy happy bday full of dino love to you

happy birthday did u get the robot butler i sent you?

Please list an itinerary of your new york trip, times, places, what you look like, security....I am very eager to meet and I need a new skin suit, the superficialist writer just isn't doing it for me and he is starting to smell.

In return please find the attached video about ice cream cake that features a dancing dinosaur: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_WqicWcHg

I already scribled this on facebook but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GW!! we love you and your ability to make my day with a simple blog post xD

Happy birthday from another Leo. Mine the 2nd, of which I also turned 28. Where is my plane ticket god damnit!? Fly me up there and we can party like... uh.. two.. crazy ass 28 year old Leo dudes? Fu*k man, I don't know.. I tried.

Happy Birthday. Love,

Ollie~

The cake is a lie - there is no cake.
Happy birthday anyway.

fake, that picture is totally photoshopped

Happy B'Day.

What's with all the jiz on that picture. Make me wonder if a priest's been holding onto that all these years. {roll eyes}

happy b-day! today is mine as well, im now19 :)

Thanks for making me day a little Geek-ier. I love you, man. Happy happy happy Birthday

Hope your birthday is filled with big breasted ladies in Princess Leia costumes and lots of dino love <3

Happy Birthday GW!

hapy birthday GW, now go get some from a dino...

Joyeux anniversaire cher ami ...
ps : I love to read you everyday ... Thanks for sharing ;-)

yayyy. I remember your last years birthday posttt. Happy b-day! I hope you still have the picture of me with my pokemon ds case ;) enjoy it. treasure it. HAPPY BIRFDAY! <3

Happy B-Day GW. Now that you're a full fledged adult, you can take down the language filter. Come on, you know you want to. I'll agree that robots suck if you do.

Happy Birthday Mr. Geekologie Writer!! My husband got me hooked on this site a little while back and I live for reading your posts!! Infact, when my sister is having a boring day at work, I email them to her and they keep her really entertained too :) Have a great time in New York!
- Love from your Canadian fans:
Brad, Christa and the newest and youngest geekologie fan baby Lyrik!

Happy Birthday GW!

nom nom nom on your cake!

Happy Birthday Geekologie writer!!

You write one of my favorite blogs on the whole, entire internet! And I'm not just saying that because the rest of the internet is porn.

You are on the forefront on making science cool and reminding us of the days before Star Wars sucked.

You are a true, American hero, friend. Can I call you friend? Because I need to borrow $50.

Happy Birthday, dude. Try not to get too wasted though. Last time I drak on my birthday I woke up with coke-filled teddy bear up my ass.

I have a friend who was going to make you a dinosaur cake (for realsies), but the pan cost $20. Apparently, you weren't worth it. :(

HAPPY BDAY !

Beware of the robots who seek ripe 28 year olds
Beep bop beep beep

happy birthday man!!! Dino-Cake is in the mail, to be delivered by flaming dino-clones, have fun and don't make any sudden movements.

happy birthday ! you were a cute boy :P

happy birthday GW! we love you!

50th.

Happy birthday!

Snappy BeefCakes!

We love GW, Happy Birthday :D I sent my freshly baked dino-cake on the back of my pet T-Rex :P I hope Rexie gets back home in one piece

nice! happy birthdayyyyyyyyy!

I'm diggin the Mr. Rogers sweater... cool cool

I've been reading this since it started and read every single day.
You're a huge part of my day and thanks for entertaining me :)

Have a happy birthday, GW!

Happy birthday GW! I'm glad you're still alive... for now. Beep boop bop.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
.. what wrong with Philly.. I mean NY is cool.. but nothing is more rad than Philadelphia ... come eat cheese steaks and tasty cakes made to look like a dino cake .. and and herrs potato chips..... ALL DAY!

Have fun.

Hey boy! Happy birthday hot stuff! See you on the other side! <3

Happy bday GW and keep up the good work!

Dearest GW,

Happy Happy Birthday!!!! You're the BEST!

xoxo

Love,
Me

happy birthday mr geekologie
your posts bring me happiness and laughter
in my otherwise futile existence.
cheers to you good sir

-chris, your loyal reader #1

The Happiest of Birthdays to you, good sir. Have fun and be safe in New York!

<3, Mary

P.S.- You were an adorable little kid!

the part about kool-aid and sticker binges cracked me up an unnecessary amount.

Happy Birthday GW! i hope you get a dinosaur cake! i got one when i turned 8, definitely the best cake ever!

Happy Birthday GW. It's nice to see that people of our age (I'm 27) can accomplish something with their lives before they turn 30. God knows I haven't. I'll consider it an accomplishment if I make it to 30 before I kill myself.

But enough about me. May your birthday be filled with sexy dinosaurs (is there another kind?), booze, and nostalgia. And perhaps, if you're lucky, all three will meld into a pile of happy-yet-sad alcoholism. And you may wake up the next morning regretting every minute of it, (ice-cream has a lot of calories), but just keep in mind that you'll have all of our wonderful birthday wishes to look forward to reading. Because, you promised you'd read them all. I read it with my own eyes. Sucker.

Ptentacle

I'm reading your blog for 2 years now and you kept being awesome! So I thought, you deserved something!

I'm preparing you a birthday present... I'll try to finish it by friday... I'll send you an e-mail when it's ready!

ill send you a velociraptor cake through the cake mail, contents may contain rat poison...

ohh and yeah Happy b-day lol sorry for double posting i usually forget about these things D=

if I didn't like girls i would sleep with you, but only because it's your birthday... hoorah for making it!

IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA BIRTHDAY CANDLES BLOW YOU OUT!!!!!!

Happy Birthday, GW. I know that we don't know each other, but it feels like we do...at least it does to me....well, I mean I feel like I know you...at least a little bit....oh who am I kidding? I have no clue who you are. How did I get to this site?

I hate you, and your crazy wys. have a crappy day.

You SUCK.

what a strange coincidence. Today is also my birthday and im also turning 28....

That is a very classy sweater you are wearing there. Does it say "Spaz" over the chest?

Happy birthday!

Old!!! Err, happy birthday. Without you surviving, I would be far less bored and far more productive. Here's to ruining America, one post at a time.

@ GW, happy birthday, your the man and i likez you

@everyone else. you are so much worse than GW, please lick cat poop

idk what id waste all my spare time on if you werent here...excercise? HAHA I THINK NOT! have one hell of a bacon-dinosaur-cake filled day and keep up that amazing work that we all can relate to....well imma go fry up some tribute bacon to you GW....and ofcourse itll have a side of awesome

happy bday brosive!!

28 is so much radder than 25.

25 sucks!

and be careful with your dinosaur cake because in soviet russia (read: new york), dinosaur cakes eat you!

Happy Birthday! We share the same birthday!!

I Wish you a very happy birthday!

Happy Birthday

It's me, you old poop

you kill 3 minutes of my day... everyday, happy b-day

fake! the shadows are all wrong, and this is sure a photoshop job

happy birthday anyway

Very Happy Birthday to you!!! i just love your site..its cracks me up sometimes..keeps me busy while bored at work..so THANK YOU for all that you do :)!!!

☺

your existence pleases me greatly.
birthday happy!

Happy birthday GW! Thank you for making life a little better. Still makes me want to drink, but that's how it goes.

Reaching 30 might be tricky, what with the impending zombie apocalypse but congratulations on surviving this long.
I'll have a shot of jager in your name later on.

Happy Bday again Bud!

Here's your handmade cake. I slaved over it for hours! http://yfrog.com/7hdinogwj

@everyone else. you are so much better than therealRoboticDeathArmy , please enjoy the rest of the day

birthday sex?

HI, I MADE A GAME FOR YOU INVOLVING DINOSAURS, AND CAKE! (no, i swear)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (again)

www.grut.co.uk/Dino.html

LOVE YOU

Did you saw the gremlin I planted in the airplane's wing? No? Damnit! I even fed it!
Oh well... guess I'll have to wait for the penguin apocalypse to come. Robots are no match for big chickens in suits and lasers!
Gosh, I'm too young and too cool to read geekologie... but well... PEW PEW PEW

Happy B'day GW!
i only recently discovered your site and i LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i check for updates every day =)

your blog is epic.

'nuff said.

<3

I said it on the post before this, but I'll say it again.
Happy Birthday GW!!!! Thank you for doing what you do. It keeps the masses of red-stapler holding cubicle monkeys like me entertained on otherwise mundane days.
-HUGS!~-0

28! that's like.... huh... almost one year older than me
congrats man... girl.... or wahtever you are
see what I did there? because I don't (seriously...)

PS - If you want to roll out about 3 hours NorthWest of NYC, I'll make you a damned dinocake.

I'm constructing a bacon bra as I type this. Happy day of birth:)

birthday haiku!!

o geekologie writer
it is your birthday
make it a good one, ok?

thx for the consistently entertaining content, you're the breast!

happy birthday, man.

no dino cake, but you can have a homemade spongebob caked.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2eun2ud.jpg

Been coming here for awhile now, but never posted. You're a hilarious guy, hope your birthday was a good one!

When do we get to see a picture of you now?

Hope your birthday party is better than clint eastwoods.... check it out...
http://surpriseparty.ytmnd.com/

HOORAY! Let's go excavate some dinosaur penis!

Happy Birthday GW --

Gratz from Brazil =D

happy birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://lukebday.ytmnd.com/

here is another funny for you GW...

Happy Birthday GW! Don't let the CHUDs get you in NY :)

happy birthday from romania! ;)

Happy womb escape day GW!
I'll be joining you in 28ness tuesday.

Hope you get a dinosaur shaped ice cream cake with a princess peach cosplay stripper inside! That way you have to eat your way to the stripper before she dies of hypothermia only to find some mushroomy dude inside who tells you your stripper is in another cake.
Than you get more cake! and eventually boobies!

Happy Bday G-Dub! I love your site so much I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
nice pic but whats w all the mysterious orb's, are u a wizard too?

Is that an acid tab on your forehead?

Happy Birthday GW!

Hope you have fantastically awesome good times!

GW, you have taught us all so much (like how to laugh at everything and how robots are only here to enslave the human race), and its a wonderful feeling to see you grow into a resposible adult....or maybe just an adult.

But regardless, you have changed, from that kool-aid and sticker-binge-ing child to a ice cream eating and dinosaur sticker binge-ing adult.

Happy BIrthday
...and you can bet, when we put all of our minds to the task, your loyal readers will make you a time machine for your birthday. you can be the first to test it out and live out your dreams in the happiness of prehistoric times.

Again, Happy Birthday. Make it one to remember!

Happy birthday GW! My birthday is next week, but I'm going to the Iowa state fair. Not as awesome as NYC, but we midwesterers work with what we've got.

Happy Birthday GW!

Seriously, you post some funny shit man, when are you gonna write a book? I assume it would be about you fighting an evil army of robots with only your trusty dinosaur friends for help.

Happy B-Day GW!

So I've been reading GW for a few years and I think I'm in love with you. Yeah. You're most definitely super sexy awesome. :D Have a happy birthday!

Happy Birthday GW!

Happy birthday!

And congratulations on a great site!

Harpy Biffday GW.
Keep up the good work (read: nothing)

i hope you get a t-rex and some t-sex ;)

the purple yeknom's and the legion of doom wish you a good one.

I've never posted before, but congrats GW you are hugely awesomely hilarious. Three cheers for the only prophet of robotic doom yet unsilenced by him-whose-serial-number-must-not-be-spoken

Been reading your stuff for a while and figured today would be a good day to drop my first comment. I got you the same thing I got you last year! Happy Birthday dude!

Ooooh and hey I almost forgot. If you're 28 it means you're old enough to remember those Bone Age toys. The dino skeletons that you could take apart and make cars and tanks and catapults with. I randomly remembered them the other day and almost went nuts trying to remember the name.
So yeah... those were awesome.
Dino+pew
just sayin
ebay.

Happy Barfday, GW. You should see Lucy while you're here, or else you'll regret it for the rest of your life. http://www.discoverytsx.com/lucy.php

Wooooooo, happy birthday! And thank you for constituting a large portion of my day!

Happy birthday GW!

Happy Birthday GW! Hope you have fun in NY! Shoulda came to Minneapolis. My wife and I woulda had you a sweet BDay party!

@131
I'm heading to Mpls on Thursday, what about me?

Happy Birthday, Pal :)

But why do you have sperm stains on your photograph? O_0

Still a faggot, GW.

Dear My Hero (GW) :

You are to me as the Jonas Brothers are to the idiotic side of my generation.
Keep on keeping on, I hear 28 is the new 25.

With love,
The smartest dumbass teenager
- Julia

P.S. I like everything to do with The Legend of Zelda and dinosaurs too.

Don't EVER post comments, but read your site daily.. even in Wyomin' :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Cheers to true humor, keep up the great work.

there's a fury of robo-dino love-making on this day of yours.

THANKS GW FOR ALL THE AWZUMS!!! HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!! I CAN HAZ PARTY FAVORZ?!

Hey GW, I hope the middle and inner parts of your eyebrows grew back!

Happy Birthday.

And since you will read these posts, can you ban some spammers like daisy? :O rofl

I hate her photoshop shadows excuse and then refers to a random movie.

FAKE!! Hyar hyar. Not really.

Hippo bathday, and bon anniversaire, you crazy mofo.

Happy bday from all of us here at the Dinosaur Petting Zoo
Oh! wait... Billy (our Dilophosaurus) says PEW PEW PEW... Enjoy!

GW - you rock! Really, like a fossil.

Geddit? See what I did there.

Enjoy tequilas and lots of etc etc

Oh, have some free Inventory Software right here: http://www.losoftware.com

Happy Birthday!
Damn, had I known sooner that you would be in my neck of the woods, (NYC) I would have prepared a feast fit for a Dragonborn of Bahamut.
Have a great day!

Dearest Geekologie Writer:

You're my hero. Happy birthday, and KEEP BEING AWESOME.

Yours truly,
Shen

i'd hit it

happy birthday GW from england may u lose your virginity soon before youre 40

You were our inspiration for our blog!

http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/

yup yup! happy day!

Happy birthday.

Keep up the great work - I recently discovered your blog and I'm loving it.

thats no GW.... its a space station...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
you are teh most awesome. I love your site! keep it up.

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday dude, keep up the good work!

I love you almost as much as my girlfriend loves edward cullen. Happy Birthday!

I like to be fashionably late, but this is rediculous!

Happy Birthday.

28 my ass! We know you're really 45.

Happy birthday! Here's hoping you get L.A.I.D (and me too).

I stumbled across your site yesterday while jogging across the interwebz at T1 speeds (Very dangerous) and I read every single post you had made. From April 2nd, 2006 to today. I did it while at work, so of course the time was not wasted. It took me many hours, but I thoroughly enjoyed it all and you've now recruited another reader.

Hope your 28th is your best yet, keep up the inspiring posts!

-Ender

P.S. Dinosaurs ARE awesome, and robots ARE a threat.

It's obvious, I'm not first today.

152nd! Happy birthday. I heart your page, it is truly awesome. But what is more awesome? Your writing. I can't think of anything clever to say that hasn't already been said above. Sokeep it real and punch a hooker for me!

Sincerely,
Chase is First

Happy Birthday GW!!! I have been reading your blog for years and I'm constantly hitting refresh every 10 min. at work. You get me through my day.

Happy birthday baby! I just love you! (I'm a girl). You are a really great writer - funny and self-deprecating. I'm not even a geek, yet I stumbled on your site one day and it has been in my daily blog rotatin ever since. Happy birthday, sweetie. You deserve it.

Happy b-day.... but that's over a quarter of a century..

Happy Birthday GW!! Geekologie rocks my fluffy socks. It makes me laugh, cringe, hungry for bacon and wary of robots...
Now go party your pants off, you crazy fool :D

Happy Bday .
And like it said in french: Joyeux Anniversaire.

A french reader

I like to think that your shirt says "spaz"....Happy B-day!

Happy Birthday, GW!
To show you my love for your website, I was going to get you a dinosaur. That, however, proved to be quite difficult. So here instead is a picture of myself and my dear sister (who also loves Geekologie) as dinosaurs. Enjoy!
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a252/jaz_min_123/dinojazzjess.jpg
Love, Jasmine

I always imagined you as a Girl..... Imagined...

Happy Birthday!!! I'm 28 too! Hope you find a nice dinosaur and settle down and have some kids.

Lots of love!!

...and there I was half expecting you to be a girl, or a black dude at least. Or Belgian... A white male American is soooo cliché.

Regardless, happy Birthday from Malta, and thanks for your entertaining blog. Kepp it up. <3

Happy Birthday GW, have fun in the city and be sure to stop by the Meuseum of natural history, they gots lots of Dinos! So, good luck not getting pickpocketed as I am sure you carry only the finest stickers when you leave your house

One year closer to retirement.

*high five*

Big up GW, mad props fo'shizzle....and stuff.

Happy BD, GW. Now, about that T-Rex I promised... it's on back order. I'll let you know when they ship it. Happy bday, friend!

Happy Birthday!

You are, without doubt, one of the funniest writers I've ever seen! Here's hoping that this year will be your best yet!

Have a dinosaurtastic birthday gdub! Maybe you could even go on a robot slaying rampage.

Happy Birthday GW! Your ticket to Jurassic Park is in the mail...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFb9uidV2U

Happy Birthday! Geekologie forever! 28, and Onward Ho!

My goodness - this is just getting ridiculous. So many comments... Bet you're reconsidering the white text on black by the time you get down here.

Anyway, lots of love and happy Birthday wishes!

what? like i wouldn't post birthday wishes? so proud of you, GW. seriously. here's to figuring it out at 28.

p.s. i forgive you.

Happy Birthday, I have a big kiss for you here!!! lol

gz, GW.

GW,
You are the only blog I visit. A source of great comedy and self deprecating jokes, you are an inspiration for all of us.

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! I think I love you!

Get a REAL job!

happy Birthday !!

Ah - the dilated pupils and overstretched grin of the Kool-Aid high - I used to have to get my Kool Aid/Pudding Pops/general junk food highs at my friend's (no junk allowed at mine) - and never you mind what I had to do to get them. Here's to wishing you a weekend full of ice cream, cake and possibly even slightly more exiciting things that require IDs, bribery, begging and general furtive behaviour. Just remember it's all fun and games until someone gets brain freeze. Happy Birthday GW!

I love you Geekologie Writer, Happy Birthday :D

this so just happens to be my first comment after coming to your site about 5 times a day for about a year now haha. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEX GOD

Happy birthday! Mines next Monday.... Woot!

So the GW is black? 0.o ?

happy birthday GW!

Dear Geekologie Writer, I hope you have a great birthday. Every time I read ladies? I wish I could raise my hand because I'm mos def in love with you.

Happy birthday GW <3

First time poster, but this was worth it.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY GW!!!

Mellow greetings from Austria / Yurp

Happy birthday handsome!!

I can't believe my favorite blogger has the same birthday as me. Thats awesome!

Happy B- Day GW!

kel seneh w inta salim ... thats in arabic... and please 28 is enough... I mean ..really

Also my birthday... what a coincidence...

P.S. I hate you.

Happy Birthday, GW!!!!!

Happy Birthday! Have some Gin and tonic!

Happy Birthday geek!!! from Romania

*sob* Our li'l baby's all grown up! Happy birthday Jeedub!

Happy Birthday!! I read this site every day, usually multiple times a day. I agree you should write a book, you are hilarious. But first we will need a recent picture of you, passed out in a puddle of ice cream.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRAND
:D

Happy Birthday GW!

Now how the hell am I supposed to be wasting time, if you're in NY having fun instead of showing us how robots are taking over the world? sheesh. no dedication.....

HAPPY B-DAYZ MR. GW!

in geekologie we trust. when an officer of the law tells me i'm breaking said laws, i tell him "that's not what the geekwriter says." they aalways just get back in their car (usually with me too).

Have fun in New York! don't get tricked - IT'S A TRAP!

Happy b-day GW. Thanks for not being born the slut sell-out that the Superficial Writer is. Seriously, the guy won't stop grabbing my girlfriends booty and staring at my mom while doing it.

Happy Birfday G-Wizzle!!! If I could make love to a website, it would be yours! Oh wait................ I think I can........... let me try something here............. *caresses USB port* FFFZZFZFZZZFZFZFZFZZZZFZFFZAPPPP! Wow! Your site is a more passionate lover than I expected. I need to make a quick phone call. Hello? Is this the emergency burn center?
@100,
EPIC FAIL!! A haiku is 5, 7, and 5 you tard! Get a clue!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku . For example:

Geekologie man,
Fondle a dino for me
Happy Birthday bro!

Ohh man, that pic makes me want you even moar!...is that wrong? :-/

to add, I think we should all give you a 21 PEW salute.

I hope you're prepped to die before 30.

B/c I'm going to take over this site then. MWAHAHAHA!

Leo Rooster. That explains everything.

Other famous Leo Roosters include Steve Martin, and Steve Martin.

I am the Geekologie writer

we're birthday buddies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy birthday to me and you!!!!!!!! =)))

GW, I am so happy your parents did it 28 years and nine months ago. You light up my life with your geek speak.

@216 Who knows, maybe he was a premee baby

Happy Birthday buddy! Cheers!

Happy Robot Smashing Birthday GW!

Keep up the good fight against those evil, metallic bastards!
Now, I expect a full day's work out of you tomorrow. No slacking off.

happy bday!
Leo Dragon here. all fire signs, babyyy.
rowr.

happy birthday for teh 221st time!

Feliz cumpleaños!

Your blow up dino is in the mail ;P Made in sunny SA... i also included boerewors, biltong, Marmite and Mrs Balls chutney :D i hope it gets there quickly...

(and i hope u love reading comments...)

Congrats on surviving rockstar death year.. now you get to spend the next 27 years repairing the damage from the 1st 27! cheers bud!

Dearest Geekologie Writer,
I read geekologie all the time, but never comment. First time for everything. You're so frikin' funny, you crack me up. We should probably get married and have babies(Don't worry, I'm 19...it's all good)...and get one of those Link outfits for our child...and we could name him Link and it would be awesome. And we could get a pet dinosaur and name him Yoshi. Yeah. Anywayyyyy, hope you have a fantastic birthday. Have fun with your ice creams in the city. Looking forward to many more years of delicious geekologie goodness.

Love,
Jessica

Happy Late Birthday GW

.....I thought you were black....Happy Birthday!!

happy b-day, dont get too many stds from banging hookers in dino costumes.

Happy Birthday, Gee-Dub. Your site always entertains, and you've kept your edge. Even after that bitch ripped your heart out. You know what you do when a woman breaks your heart right? Call me, my son can give you advice.

I'd say more, but there are white bitches out there to stab.

OJ's Mom.

You know, I looked through all of those posts expecting to see Daisey saying that the picture was fake... But she didn't make her appearance. I'm disappointed.

Anyway, Happy Birthday man.

For my eighth birthday, I got a cake with a frosting picture of a T-Rex eating a transformer because that's what I asked for damn it! It was my best cake ever. Are you jealous?

Happy B-Day.

Happy birthday from Brazil to you, Geekologie Writer! You deserve all the dinosaurs that you can get :-) Best wishes!

Happy Birthday!!! Love the blog. Are you located near DC?? Let's go out for some drinks ;)

This here's a tale for all the fellas,
try to do what those ladies tell us,
get shot down cuz you're over zealous.
play hard to get females get jealous.
Ok, smarty, go to a party.
girls are scantilly clad and showin' body,
a chick walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
but she's in another world like you was poindexter.
Next day's function, high class luncheon.
Food is served, and you're stone cold munchin'.
Music comes on, people start to dance,
but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants.

Just Bust A Move.. Happy Birthday never to late to boogie!! Peace

PS: Cute photo. And in case you didn't notice, most of the readers do love you.

Happy Birthday GW! Pew Pew!

Happy birthday! Less than 2 weeks after being introduced to Geekology, I would like to say that I adore you. I 'd love to bake you dinosaur cakes every day dressed as slave-girl Leia. Have a great time in New York!

Dear GW,

YOU ROCK AND I HOPE YOU LIVE ON FOR MANY A MANY YEARS SO MY CHILDRENS CHILDREN WILL LEARN THE WAYS OF GEEKOLOGIE

THANK YOU AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY

have a good day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Life wouldn't exist without you!

Happy birthday.

Come to TN next year, you still owe me a game of strip risk.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEEKOLOGIE WRITER .... GOOD GOD THATS ONE EVIL LOOKING KID hail the barbie killer lol

Happy Birthday GW - thanks for brightening up my day with your Geek love!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEEKOLOGIE WRITER .... GOOD GOD THATS ONE EVIL LOOKING KID hail the barbie killer lol

Happy birsday Geekologie Writer, i snuck a t-rex in your plane's cargo that will devour each and everyone of the bee-bop robots that are out to get you, so you shall reach NY and home safely. Though if everyone else on the plane somehow goes missing, don't be surprised, i forgot to feed Sparky.

Happy Bday! Thanks for making our day that much more entertaining.

Happy birthday!

Damn you were so fine...

happeee birthdaaaaay

I always thought you were some ancient wise man who used his bacon fueled mind to write these posts to the internet. I lost my respect for you, tsk tsk.

and many moaaarrrrr

keep it up

Happy Birthday! =D If I could bake awesome cakes, like dinosaurs, I would and give it to you, but I'm not that good.

Happy Birthday, GW!!

Pew Pew Pew!!

holy comments batman! over 250!!

anyways happy B-day you loveable oaf

OLD!

This picture's been around at LEAST 20 years by now. Friggin' GW needs to stop posting old stuff already.

Woot, happy birthday and yes I got post 254!

HAPPY BDAY BWWWOI!

So I been reading Geekologie at work ever since I discovered it two weeks ago, and since then, i been going through all the old posts. And when I got to your birthday post a year ago, I looked at the date and it was today! And since you are known for faking information, I came back to check and here it is! Oh GW, awesome work.

Happy Birthday! Make it a good one.

THIS ISN'T JUST A CELEBRATION FOR GEEKOLOGIE....

THIS IS A CELEBRATION FOR THE WOOOORRRLLLDDD!

Happy freakin' birthday, you awesome writer, you.

CONGRATS!

Happy B-day GW!

+260 posts... wow
Happy Birthday GW

Your site is very good and nice. Happy Daybirth to you.

Felíz Cumpleaños, GW!!!
I don't know (read:care) how many Mexican geek-girl fans you got,
but lemme tell ya, I'm the #1!!! I check this place at least twice a day.
Hope you have a blast in NYC, with lots of icecream and hotdogs!
Besitos!

I think we broke the comment record! If not, we're really close! That's a good present! Keep it up people!

Happy Birthday GW

Dear Geekologie Writer,
I wish you a happy Birthday. May all your wishes come true, except for the tauntaun thing with the lightsaber...
I realy love your Posts and yes I am reading them at work, together with my boss. (read, I´m working from home) I hope you get 100 Years old, so you can Post long enough to entertain us all ;)

La multi ani coaie!

yeahh Feliz cumleaños in mexican and im your fan too yeahhh!!!!

You look pretty normal in that picture not so geekie or ologie-ish

HAPPY BARMITZFAH.... oh wait, wrong room sorry....

Over 265 comments?! I've never seen this much love. =3

Have a happy birthday, GW!

Happy Birthday dude! You are 28 kinds of awesome and your website rocks.

congrats, happy birthday!

geekologie writer!!!
this is my first post here ever!
and i want to wish you the besssttt best bestttt best birthday eeverrrrrr!
im on this site religously!
like everyday
7 times a day
for 2 hours at a time.!
madddddddddddddddddddddd looooooooooooooooveeeee from miami!
may you live till ur 92787943084-2297373203890 years old
and i love you.
=D

you attention whore.

HART

Aww happy birthday! You should have gone and done a SICKIE WOO! But here you are posting for us readers. We don't deserve you, man.

Yay! Happy Birthday internet-lover! Get laid by some hott bitches tonight!

dude, im sure in 2000 years or so time they will celebrate this day like christmas. u make my life better. I got a tear in all 4 eyes!! thats never happend before!
Happy Birthday
Love you man

Tell the guys at Dvice to stop copying your submissions so much.

happy birthday gw!
i only discovered your blog two days ago but it's already on my top favorites
this year's challenge: drink you weight in kool-aid again, while doing the four-way with the dinossaurs, playing guitar hero on expert, solving a rubric code and of course, posting it.

cheers and stuff,
Dargains

The man, im truly or so time they celebrate this day the Christmas way within 2000. u me can point to life better. I obtained the damage of all four eyes!! That does not happen under any condition before! The person who is questioned with your birthday [me] do dearly

(engrish version for ure foreign site watchers)

Moo

281!

Happy b day and sh1t. Amazing isn't it, spend the first 9 months trying to get out of it, then the rest of our lives trying to get back in. Irony sux

hapPEW birthday Mr.Ologie. may your cake be moist and your dinosaurs flirty.

First - post that is. loved the site forever though. careful in NYC. robots and lasers and breasts oh my!

Wait till you turn the big 3-0..... talk about drinking your sorrows away

congratulations from sweden! luv your blog

congratulatios GW!! you are my idol and hero! i'm followin you for more than 2 years now...
PEW PEW PEW!! that's for you with love hahaha hope to get some dinosaurs for you.. i will send them over

Happy Birthday GW!

And despite what #8 believes, they're really all pink.

Happy B-Day! It just so happens to be my birthday as well!

Lots of love From Los Angeles! You Rock! GO LEOS!!!!

Yeah never comment on this site but like a few other its your birthday and you can cry if your like having sex with a Kleenex.. anyway Happy b-day don't let the luggage bump your head on the way out after snorting cocaine..it killz

Happy birthday GW from.. somewhere near LONDON!

A massive fan for years. & Have also had a massive crush on you too.
YOU DESERVE A REAL DINOSAUR TOO.
x
<3

Feliz Cumpleaños a ti :)

Que haria sin tu pagina??? Un gran abrazo desde GDL

Geekologie rules!

happy birthday thanks for all the epic posts!!!

28? i thought geekologie writers didnt age THEY EVOLVE!!!! PIKACHU BITCHESS!

What's with the floating 'orb' right behind your right ear? You got ghosts, dude....

Happy Birthday GW!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

You make my day every day, I hope a dino makes yours today.

canada hearts you

.....

300th!!!

The lucky firstard to hit 300 will get a free BJ from tRDA, or if you aren't into that kind of thing or just not from tRDA, he will exchange the BJ and jump in front of a speeding train!!!!!!

Feliz Cumpleanos! I can't quit you GW!

,,, mmm i was close, but the lucky winner is TOBYRAIDER, you will be contacted shortly by tRDA for your prize!!!!!! (have him jump in front of a train please)

Happy Birthday GW !!!!

You are the man. Please don't ever, EVER stop the awesomeness that is Geekologie. Now go wrap up your junk and PEWpEwPeW some cosplay dino-hookers

Happy Birthday! Good luck surviving next year! Love the site.

Happy Birthday! Post pics of your birthday debauchery!

GRATULERER MED DAGEN!!! Happy Birthday in norwegian! ^^

Happy Birthday Guy!!! I turned twenty eight a couple years ago and liked I so much, ive decided to turn twenty eight every year! Its awesome.

eat shit gw

yo man whats up? happy birthday dude!!!!! ive been reading your posts for years!!!

Happy Birthday Dude. This site is still live and kicking after all these years :D

Keep on going.

Happy Birthday GW! May your day be filled with dinosaurs, blow up dolls or any combination of the above.

Happy Birthday you sexy thing!

Happy birthday from Denmark GW.
Geekologie is by far my favorite page on the web. Here's to another year with no robot apocalypse.

P.S: If you make a wish when you blow out the candles then wish for cloning of dinosaurs.

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill send you a "dancer" right away. she is also part dinosaur (lizard tail) and serve's icecream. please, enjoy.

WOAAA THIS IS A LOT OF COMMENTS~!!

HAPPY B DAY~!!!

You get every motherfcking flavor of ice cream, you deserve it. Or fck a dinosaur, I dunno. Whatever works. Watch out for those robots, though- their fiery rain of carnage could be a serious downer on your big day.

Happy birthday, GW. You inspire me to be more kickass everyday. I wish I was older, because you might be my soulmate. Don't ever get married, okay?

Happy B-day GW! there's a dinosaur lamp in the mail for you... no really..

i also killed a robot for you today.

HAPPY BOITHDAY from the future as it's the 13th here (NZ).

happy bday from belgium champ. you rock!

Post my tips damn it.

I want to dress up as a dinosaur and be covered in frosting and be your birthday cake

The lizardpeople say happy birthday, we have plans for you when the invasion starts.

Well done! The robots haven't got you . . . yet,

Happy Birthday GW, bring on the next 28 years of robot and dinosaur themed posts!

From Andrew in the UK

this reminds me...of how sad and pathetic my birthdays are compared to yours...
i don't even have 300 people spit at me on mine...and i get a lot of spitters.
also, haha, i'm older than you, and that means...well....i'll die sooner...if all goes according to plan. After my death, though, you'll have to honor me as the martyr who stopped the robot wars, and then, oh yes, THEN we'll see who gets over 300 comments on their birthday blog posting!

Happy Borthay GW! enjoy your special day and make sure that you pull your cock out at least twice. its the only way to rock out.

Happy B Day
You are the LOLcaust.

happy birthday you lovely lultastic thangGggg
have a gr8 time in NYC!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!!!!
yeah happy bday me and my gf are always reading your posts HOLY CRAP i just realized im the only one with a gf in here lol im just breaking your balls.
can i work for you?...seriously.

Happy Birthday, GW! We love you!
May this day be filled with awesome and dinos!

God all mighty at all the posts, looks like I'm the only reader left who hasn't signed this.

Happy B Day whore

Dearest Geekologie Writer,

Happy Birthday, have fun in NY.
<3

CJ

Happy Birthday! <3
And thank you for your awesome posts that fill my day with win!

Not almost, OVER a quarter of a century.

Happy birthday GW!~

Love your blog, you're freakin' hilarious! Happy Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU ARE A GOD AMONG PAUPERS or some shit like that... I used caps. :D

Happy birthday man!

happy birthday. :) this is my favorite website, ever. which makes you my favorite person, ever.

really, thanks for the hours of entertainment.

happy birthday!!!

Happy b-day, GW! Today is my birthday as well!

if you ever want to roll around with a boy, let me know - cuz i'm kinda gay for you. ok - time to get back to cruising the truck stops - happy b-day!

I hope a triceratops wearing hotpants and carrying a tray of bourbon shots gives you a birthday you;ll never forget.

Have you ever read the Anonymous Rex series of books by Eric Garcia? GW, you;ll love 'em, I recommend them 5 out of 5 stars. Dinos didn't die out, they live among us disguised as humans.
Anonymous Rex (1999)
Casual Rex (2001)
Hot and Sweaty Rex (2004)
If those titles don't pique your interest, I don't know what will... ;)

The intelligence, creativity and wit consistantly displayed on this site have saved me from suicide on more than one occasion. ('ceptin RDA)
Thanks from Alaska and HAPPY BIRTHDAY M*THERF*CKER!
Eat at Wo Hop!

i smell DING!!!!!!
gratz my fair GKWRT
u has yet anotyher ubar birthdai?
wheres ur party n i call dibs on the lazer guided dinos >.>

Happy birthday, GW. Been reading this site for years, and have never been disappointed. Enjoy New York!!

Happy Birthday!
You need to get hammered and sickled
http://tijiuanahitsquad.com/pics/leninade.jpg

la multi ani

that's Romanian for happy birthday.

Happy B day buddy thanks for the laughs and enjoy your time in New York. :)

Happy Dethday dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG6P0RU0VME

birthday booze!!!

hey, you can come and stay with me GW! happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! This is more than likely my favourite website, or one of them. I think you are hilarious, and I love you. Will you please have my babies? You don't even really need to be in their lives, and I will talk fondly of you if they ask me. We can name them whatever you want to.....even though I had my heart set on like Raistlin, or something. But srsly. Great work, keep it up. But you know, if you are ever in Ohio.....call me! My offer will stand.

xoxo

Happy birthday! wish you the best ever!

Hapi Birfdae you sexy beast

Happy birthday man. This is the first I've ever commented. I just wanted you to know that you're a good guy and you make everyone's day a little brighter with your halarious commentary. I attend your site daily, often more than once a day. Keep up the excellent work! Again, happiest of birthdays!
- Chris Lane

Happy Birthday dear Geekologie writer, best wishes for even more lols and geek stuff.
A faithful french (freuançais) reader.

HAPPY NAKED DAY, BRO!

happy b-day!!

WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!

Holy crap. 362 comments. You have already had too many birthday wishes. I'll only wish you happy birthday if you turn some of that love this way.

Ahh yeah.

Happy birthday Mr. G. Writer! I didn't buy a present but I can send you a wonderful drawing of a seven legged spider, I know you appreciate such precious things! Greetings from Italy!

Just to make it a little less lop-sided (no, not your hair) I'm going to insult you instead of well-wish you. So f**k you you f**king f**cktard. F**K YOU. Die til you're dead from it, via horrific robotic anal traumatizing. May you trip and fall 'nads first on a sharp blunt, yet sharpish, barbed-with-thorns stick. May your gonorrhea-laced herpetic wart of a micro-penis fall off in your dry scaly hand as you chafe it vigorously to Betty White's penis inserted in Jimmy Fallon's ass-baby on a plate. To re-iterate: Happy Birthday you sad wrinkled coin purse.

Signed,

The entire Cast and Crew

HAPPY DAY YOU ESCAPED FROM THE WOMB GW!

Make sure its beautiful and filled with cake :D

Happy Birthday my good man hope you have a good birthday and what i mean by good birthday is Beer and fun lovin " Hopefully more fun lovin gralll haha" anyhow happy birthday and many more to come

BMAN

If you read one comment every day, you would finish just in time for your 29th birthday! =D

happy bday and love the posts

Meee tooo!!

Happy birthday!

I bet you could take back your promise to read these, huh?

you're 28!?!?!?!?! I am reading EVERYDAY a blog of a 28 years old geek?
I am a loser, no doubt.

Happy Birthday

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I I I I I I I I I
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(crappy b-day cake)

Anyway, thanks for this site. Love it. Have fun!

Aw man, the stupid cake thing at least looked a little better than that before the conversion. Oh Bleh...

happy birthday GW! :)

GW's birthday should from now on be called "National Evicerate-a-Robot/ Love a Dino Day!!" Hope you dont have to fly over the Hudson. It seems to be sucking flying objects out of the air lately.

dude i wish i knew you in high school. I WILL EAT LOTS OF BACON AND SMASH EVERY ROBOT I SEE IN CELEBRATION OF YOUR BIRTH!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday, enjoy much dinosaur humping. Now post my story of bigger boob biscuits!

28? Jeez kid, I got calluses older'n you. I was around when dinosaurs roamed the earth & I'm pretty sure they would've liked you. Especially Harold.

P. S.: Let me offer you offer you something I learned about b'days: if you get sick from, like - too much kool-aid, make sure you hurl on some jag-off that deserves it (it's bad luck to waste a Birthday Hurl).

happy birthdayy!!

happy birthday!

as we say here in brazil, "feliz aniversário!"

keep up the amazing work and sense of humor!

kind regards

lucci

hey my birthday was on the second, leos rule!!!!! happy bithday gw hope you have a good one

Happy birthday !!!

Happy Birthday Geek!

Happy birthday Mr GW :D

Happy birthday, GW!!! Graduate school rules my life, but I always take a break to read Geekologie - it is definitely the highlight of my day! Thanks for all the laughs (and useful info on how to fight the robot invasion). Marry me?

Feliz cumpleaños you sexy sexy man! you should eat at carmine's! you like italian and seafood? i didnt make you a dino cake, i didn't slay and robots, the novelty eagle heads were back ordered. but my gift to you is me. seriously. any time your in florida stop by and pop my cherry. ill make breakfast, pancakes and bacon right? happy happy birthday Mr. GW

lots of love and crossed legs,
Kate

happy birthday!....i scrolled all the way down looking for daisy....where is she and her blasted shadows?

Happy Birthday Mr. Geekologie Writer!

HOHOHOHHOHOHO kisses and hugs!!! XD

and doh! your site is super super awesome.

Happy parties Happy all yo!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! -bows-

HAPPY BIRF DAy i luv u!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine too!!! Happy birthday

Happy Bday!!! geekologie reader From the philippines :P

Damn, I was waiting for Daisy to say this was photoshopped.
Happy birthday you adorable GW.
:)

I'd send you $300,000 but i really want that moon dust watch...

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAcjk Down where MAx immitated a chevy chase type fall at a birthday party, and accidentally broke the table holding the cake and spoiling the party.

I like turtles.

Oh wait. Happy birthday GW!

PS. You should bleep out "photoshop job" or similar things, replace them with stars or "Daisy is looser" or Daisy will suck **** at this address. That'll make alot of people happy. =)

Daisy!!! You should have waited until #400 to post! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SPECIAL.
Anyways Happy Birthday you big lug!!

P.S. We need your address so we can send you giant cakes with dinosaur strippers in them!!

Happy Birthday GW Writer! I'm sending lots of love your way from Orange County, CA. Your site is the first one that I hit when I have nothing better to do and have checked all the interesting sites. One step closer to the grave! ; ) Keep up the medioc...um, good work!

Happy birthday :D!! Ok now i want u wish it to me when is mine (7 june) so remember it :P!! HA!! r u going to read all those comments xD??
So, i suppose that u'll read like 100 comments max. so mine will be skipped xD
btw how the hell i have to write to you to some news?? make a tutorial or something because i wrote to you like 5 times some interesting news, 5 times, it's like i don't know.. 30 minutes of my beautiful and full of joy life trashed..

HA!! I'M JOKING xD (or not?)
wish u the best and keep writing this stuff, because it's good shit ^^
and i wish you a lot of pussies and nice girls like those i have over here right now with wet pussies (and because i am writing this comment so long they dryied now)
;)

Happy 28th GW! <3333

Happy bday GW! Lots of love for you today eh! Have a wonderful year ahead!!

You sir, have kind eyes.
Oh and one more thing, I'm gonna slap you in the face with my CAWK!

Happy birthday GW. You share this wonderful birthday with my extraordinary father. Gratz

GW, ive been reading your site for a long time now and i've kept quiet. Sure many people parade me with OH THIS IS OLD NEWS BLAH BLAH BLAH but i could honestly give a rats ass.. what keeps me coming back to geekologie is what you write, your jokes, your sarcasms, and everything. I also went to defcon and am going to blizzcon to work with jynx. Hopefully i'll meet your desirable ass one day at a convention, maybe even a porn shop.

with hearts and wishing you a happy birthday

-pindkitty

p.s. because you love zelda, take me. Take me now.

FIRST!

happy bday gw !! :D

You're my only friend,big hug. XXXOOOXXX :)

GW = darth vader + dinosaurs + keyboard cat

Happy Birthday GW!!
It's also my birthday today~

Long live us! >D

meh~~

http://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/images/barney-the-dinosaur-cake-11-26287.jpg :P

Yay! We love you G.W. <333

Hey Geekologie writer,

Greetings from Moco. My birthday is on the 23rd. Lets go to the Montgomery county fair next week. We can invite the superficial writer too. I hear Kate Gosseling will be there as well. Not with the kids but to see how many adults can fit in her vagina while standing up. The one who guesses the closest will get to bang a mediocre 20 something.

Good Times

happy birfday GW

Happy Birthday GW! Thank you for filling my workdays with anything but work.

SNAPPY SMURFDAY ! GW <3 :) :) :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

do you have a girlfriend? because seriously i bet you're insanely good looking and your stuff is hilarious...

happy birthday buddy. keep writing the AWESOME STUFF

Happy Birthday. Get lots of free drinks!

Happy Barfday Buddy! To bad I already have a boyfriend or you would be mine! HA! But seriously you would! Enjoy your trip!

I have a penis.

Happy Birthday man, even though I may be a bit late.
It was my birthday the day before yours, so I've been busy :L
Happy birthday though :D

Happy Birthday dude! Your site rocks.

Also, plasma rocks on their way to you as a birthday gift. Keep under pillow for when the robots come for you.

28???? holy shit lol I thought u was like 23 o well lol happy bday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday. May you have a robotless day!

Happy barfday!

....I think i might have raped a kid that looked like that 20-something years ago.......

Happy Birthday you hilarious bastard

Happy Birthday faggot!
I'm happy I'm not the only one who tought you were younger.

Wishing you the happiest day!
Bring photos of NYC and some chicks.

Happy B-day - cake on the way (from RSA )

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii adore you! happy birthday!

Happy Birthday GW! I love you!

This is my first post here and it's a bit late, but who cares.

Just wanted to say that you're awesome. Happy birthday. Keep being awesome.

Oderi

If you read all these comments I'll be most happy. Thank god I'm in like the first hundred. Maybe you won 't get too tired of reading the retarded comments before mine ;)

have a s.h.i.t.t.y. birthday you c.u.n.t!

@435 youre number 435, you are not in the first hundred.

Happy Birthday! I went to get you one of those dinosaur things but they told me there was a strict limit of one per caller... weird huh? Anyway I better stop rambling and let you get on with your life.

happy birthday! from Taiwan

I really wish I could see you in NY you're awesome! Happy Birthday!!!

YES!!!! FIRST!!!!!(4 hundred forty first to be exact) and happy b-day by the way

Happy Birthday GW!

Happy B-day - cake on the way (from RSA )

Happy Birth - PEW - PEW - Urrgghhhh.... day .

aww, happy birthday! you make me wanna cry like a twelve-year-old girl with a skinned knee. our GW is all grows up!

445! ftw on # of commentz?

Happy dino-bacon-flavored Birthday =P
and thanks for all the posts ^^
xxxx

hey, i love you too ^^
seriously, i like your writing-style! your sarcasm is killingly funny! keep on doing this shit... for a long, long time!

best wishes to your birthday, from germany!

The zombie robot dinosour apocolypse is near, be weary.

dear gw writer,
good work on turning another year older.
we should catch up. i have a dinosaur tail we could use ;)

Happy BDay you !

happy birhday man!
l thought you were older, but you actually are (older than me at least)

Joyeux anniversaire !

Happy birthday GW!! you're doing a great job! keep it up!

Hi, congratulations from a reader not so far away from you, Brazil. I like your stuff very much, keep writing and making every one happy every day.

LURKERS!

Congratulations man!
Keep up the good work with the blog, I visit Geekologie daily ;)
Regards from Portugal/Azores

Take care,
Ruben C

Love your site!!

First time commenter long time reader.. wish I could think of something witty involving dinosaurs and much sex.. but meh..

Happy Happy Happy Birthday GW!
xoxox

Happy Birthday GW!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/KELLROCKS/beachpartyandbirthday089.jpg

your pretty cool for a geek :)

HB2UGW!!! lollercopter!

Go GW go! Happy birthday to you!

are you sure you can handle ready over 462 comments

Happy B-day GW!
hope Geek Bless U!

happy belated birthday. hope you got your dino cake.

p.s. i love you.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!
Hope your day was filled with boobs, balloons, bacon, dinosaurs aaand other such things.
And I dont know if anyone else has commented on your resemblance to Dexter but yeah, you look like him alot lol.

bonne fête l'gros!

ALMOST 500 COMMENTS COME ON WE CAN DO IT!!!!

We probably won't without spam :P
(ACCEPT MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT YOU ROBOT. http://www.grut.co.uk/Dino.html)

Merry Christmas GW!!

WE CAN DO IT!!!!
YES WE CAN!!!
470!!!

Happy B-day to you! Happy B-day to you! Happy B-day GW.... Happy B-day to you! And many more...on channel four, and Scooby Dooooo...on channel two...

dude

i thought you were black

I'm a day late and a dollar short, but Happy Birthday, none-the-less.

Omg GW you were so cute!! Post more pics please!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY hope you have a cool time in NYC filled with bacon, boobs, geeks and dinosaurs.
peace

We are nearly the same age, and you are funny. We should marry and have silly, random, tech savy babies. Good plan? Unless you're ugly of course, in which case, offer revoked.

PS I don't have a ring or anything if your'e into that old fashioned hoopla.

Hey GW, happy belated bday. Of course the one day I visit your site I miss the most important news of all time, but hopefully this bday wish makes up for my tardiness. Keep up the good work, you're hilarious, witty, and a total geek. the triple threat if I may say so myself

FIRST!
oh damn, I mean Happy BD :D

Happy Birthday, Mr. Geekologie Writer. I've never commented on this blog before, but I've been reading it almost every day for years. Keep up the good work, and have an awesome birthday.

I hope you get mobious syndrom as a birthday gift

i love you geekologie writer.

Happy Birthday! I trust there were lots of dinosaurs and Zelda cosplay girls! My daughter shares a birthday with you, she turned 13!

Happy happy birthday!! LOVE your site! Many great wishes and celebrate ALL YEAR, that's an order. :)

hey, i live in nyc...... wanna hang out?

Aww, Happy Belated Well Wishes for the Anniversary of the day you were pushed out through your Mama's Love Canal! Hope you experienced the same kind of canal but on someone else and from the opposite approach

<3

happy birthday!

I want to play with plastic dinosaurs on your stomach and then feed you birthday ham and cheese sandwiches. Happy Birthday!

HBD geekologie writer

happy birthday you crazy bastard!!!

cheers from the Philippines!!!

@ 485 that was wayyy too complicated to be as smooth as you were hoping it would be,@ GW happy Bday bro and good luck reading all 500 comments. lol.

Happy birthday you sexy manbeast, Sometimes I wish I could turn into a dinosaur for you. I’d make your head explode... get it.

barhahahaha! Seriously you blog whore! hope it was awesome!

AWWAWAAWAWAWWAWAWAWjeajeajeajejaejaejajeajeajeajeajeaj oyoyoyoyoyooayoayoayoeaoyaoyaeoyaoyeaoey

TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

It is pretty late- but HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY MOTHERF*CKING GEEKOLOGIE WRITER!!! If you ever want a belated birthday ride, give me a shout- I'm a gamer with a body. I don't look like your dinosaur fantasy, but I'll send a pic none-the-less....

6 more come on!

am I too late to comment?! OH HELL NO, WE'RE ALMOST TO 500!

HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUV YA! ♥

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!

Is

it

to late to

say...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GW!!!

I got 500th Post

I wish you a Dinosaur filled belated birthday, and did my awesome gift get there yet? It's a rabid baby Raptor I genetically created just for you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday GW.
May you have a year filled with robot hunting and nights filled with dino love.

I DEMAND UP TO DATE PIC.
(Congrats!... :( I'm like way behind.)

happy birthday

We love you!
Also we want to see a recent photo!

wow how old were you in that picture? 14?
happy birthday

happy bday i want my razordick pics posted

joyous travel, giddy celebration and an order-whatever-you-want-out-of-the-airline-mag-catalogue-and-charge-it-to-yourself-then-forget-it-so-it-can-be-a-surprise from me. notice all of those have nothing to do with me spending money on you. that is because i'm broke. not because you don't deserve it. don't listen to your mother. she's wrong. she's wrong about you. she's definitely wrong about me. but she gets a pass overall cause she birthed you and you make this place that has given me joy on many a day. thank you.

mmmhappy birthday gine...hope your still getting PLENTY of birthday poon

happy really belated birthday big boy.

You share the same Birthday as my girlfriend, only you're 10 years older :)

Happy Belated Birthday though! I hope you had a cra... I mean Happy Birthday... :)

totally late but happy bday anyway

Heh heh heh, ım late. Happy belated bırthaday, Ive been on holıday and typıng thıs on a computer that uses 3 keys to type @. Hope ıt was a good one and SAVE ME FROM THIS STUPID KEYBoard!!!!!!!

Holy crap! I'm pretty sure this post has the most comments ever on a g-o-g article!

happy belated!

you were so cute back then!
:D

happy (really really) belated birthday!

GAH! I missed your birthday! I can't believe this, I will never be able to forgive myself. In my defense, I was internetless for the best part of August... but still!!! Well, to make it up to you, I will go destroy a robot in your honor. Hope you had a great day, GW! :)