Aug 5 2009I Knew It, I Knew It!: Toad Is A Rude Jerk
That's right folks: that no good, mushroom topped jerkbag Toad has been flipping us off for almost 25 years now. And honestly, I'm not surprised. I always got a bad feeling from the guy. I mean, I bust my ass to get through a castle to rescue the princess, AND THERE HE IS ALREADY STANDING AT THE END OF THE LEVEL. Anybody else find that a little fishy? Like, why didn't you save her yourself? UNLESS YOU'RE WORKING FOR KOOPA! *DUM DUM DUM* But seriously bro, I want to eat your head and go to a concert.
Thanks to 4thirty, who once licked like six Toads and then talked to a parking meter for 12 hours.
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 5, 2009 9:50 AM
OH NO!
2. Timbo - August 5, 2009 9:52 AM
Hahaha!
Awesome...awesome...
3. crys - August 5, 2009 9:53 AM
that pisses me off...
4. TheOneOnTheLeft - August 5, 2009 9:53 AM
Ha
Love it
5. SmokingGirl - August 5, 2009 9:55 AM
How do people even notice this stuff? Are they just sitting there and all of the sudden they get the "sense" that Toadstool is flipping them off?
Apparently I'm not as observant as what I once thought.
6. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 10:02 AM
I'm totally gonna be toadstool for halloween and flick people off non-stop...
7. Oh hey - August 5, 2009 10:02 AM
I though his name was just "Toad"?
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 5, 2009 10:03 AM
HaHa!!
BTW- It's not "flicking" someone off, it's "flipping" someone off...
9. old - August 5, 2009 10:17 AM
old
c'mon geek
u better then this....
lame !
10. Timbo - August 5, 2009 10:25 AM
I haven't seen it... so that makes it NOT old...to me at least.
11. catch22 - August 5, 2009 10:26 AM
ITS HIS THUMBS....
his hands are like mittens
hes holding his hands out
...but that doesnt change all the crap he puts you through instead of just saying "the princess is in THAT castle...that one over there... you dont need to waste your time with these others"
..and the fact that he kept getting captured over and over again anyway... i woulda said "sorry bitch, im not setting you free this time, you rot here...next few castles may not have the pricness..but they wonthave you either"
12. AJ - August 5, 2009 10:31 AM
HAHA! Great post!
13. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 10:42 AM
Never trust a pixelated character shaped like a penis. Oh, and people in masks, they are not to be trusted either.
14. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 10:47 AM
as system of a down sang
"look at all the mushroom people, sitting around all day"
http://mushroompeople.ytmnd.com/
15. STOMPY - August 5, 2009 10:52 AM
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
16. Brad - August 5, 2009 10:57 AM
he was a trader this whole time -- leading us on a wild goose chase. This SOB was sending us in these different castles, so he could give Bowser enough time to move the princess to another location. F U Man!!!
17. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 5, 2009 11:05 AM
Brad, I'm sure you meant to say "Traitor" as in to betray, not "trader" as in to barter goods or money.
18. SmokingGirl - August 5, 2009 11:06 AM
And what exactly was he trading?
Taste new government weapons! Now in watermelon!
19. SmokingGirl - August 5, 2009 11:06 AM
Dammit, Thumper. Why did your post have to post before my post...I like the word post.
20. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 11:10 AM
@16
Do you mean traitor?
...three posts too late? Damn!
21. Pat - August 5, 2009 11:12 AM
Trader correction fail.
22. monketron - August 5, 2009 12:45 PM
Orange foot discovered that on newgrounds FIRST, a couple years ago.
23. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 12:53 PM
@22
Your name, link, and post contain all sorts of fail. Go troll somewhere else asshat.
24. old - August 5, 2009 12:58 PM
this is old like .... old
25. Gubba - August 5, 2009 12:59 PM
Also if you can notice Toad is just a tiny penis with a cap and pants on. LOOK CAREFULLY!
26. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 1:06 PM
@25
Welcome to 12 posts ago.
27. wee - August 5, 2009 1:19 PM
Those _are_ his thumbs.
This may be the stupidest Geekologie post ever. Good job!
28. scurl - August 5, 2009 3:07 PM
this reminds me...i laughed, but to blend in with the other comments, "hatehatehate".
29. Ollie Williams - August 5, 2009 3:14 PM
@27
You are wrong, and a tool.
30. Iris - August 5, 2009 4:02 PM
I never thought he was a good helper, yet I did think he was adorable, but not anymore! that little bastard!
31. Freddy K - August 5, 2009 4:04 PM
twat post
32. Jaded Icon - August 5, 2009 6:02 PM
Soooo.....if you eat his head.....are you a druggie or gay?........I'd rather be a druggie, but if all the cool kids are doing it, sign me up!
33. duncan - August 6, 2009 2:42 AM
AWESOME POST
34. GeekoFan - August 6, 2009 3:42 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
35. George - August 6, 2009 10:28 AM
holy shit!
36. Ritesh - August 6, 2009 11:51 AM
This is hilarious...
37. Alan - August 7, 2009 2:05 PM
Wait...Daisy hasn't posted....is she ill?? :-O
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