Aug 25 2009How Not To Private Message On Facebook

This is 41-year old idiot moron Tracy T-something trying to send lover Michael a Facebook message expressing how much she loved him recently railing her but instead posting the note ON HER OWN WALL (admit it, we've been there). Wow, Tracy, what are you doing with this Michael character anyway if you're engaged? And what the hell is a permanent invitation to "the-love-cave-between-my-legs?" Don't get me wrong, I love camping with bears as much as the next guy, BUT I'M NOT MOVING INTO THE CAVE. I would, however, start a fire in there and grill some mammoth.
Picture [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Lee and Lisa, who understand the internet is magic but can still send a message where they mean to.
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Reader Comments
1. Tabassor - August 25, 2009 3:38 PM
first!
2. Timbo - August 25, 2009 3:39 PM
That's bc facebook is confusing and retarded...
and she's a moron
3. FWD - August 25, 2009 3:42 PM
HOT!
4. This Is Me Posting - August 25, 2009 3:43 PM
How old is this? It's already been outed as the work of 4chan:
http://thenextweb.com/2009/08/22/4chan-launches-attack-christian-evangelists-facebook/
5. wow - August 25, 2009 3:44 PM
This is from the long list of hacked Facebook accounts targetting Christians mainly. Pretty funny stuff its all just hacks though, not like it really happened.
6. deadbodyman - August 25, 2009 3:44 PM
hahaha that was hilarious, old or not, it's still funny as balls.
7. carpe - August 25, 2009 3:45 PM
I find it weird that her comment on the wall post occurred one minute before the actual wall post.
8. Hahahaha - August 25, 2009 3:46 PM
This is just a long time running list of hacks by an amazing website that I cannot divulge at the current moment. Just trust me when I say I have been there for a ton more hacks of facebook accounts, and their subsequent embarrassments.
9. Mr. cow - August 25, 2009 3:47 PM
Moo
10. Timbo - August 25, 2009 3:48 PM
@7 ding dang eagle eyes I didn't notice that...
I take back the moron comment, but that's still kinda funny
11. Dave - August 25, 2009 3:49 PM
test
12. Dave - August 25, 2009 3:50 PM
False. This was a series of malicious facebook activities from 4chan. They hacked into a bunch of facebook pages and posted stuff like this. She wasn't engaged; they just changed her status.
Actually... here''s like 12 more:
http://www.kingps3.com/img/facebook-hack/4chan.html
enjoy.
Also... I hate your language filter.
13. Timbo - August 25, 2009 3:51 PM
Blank out her last name (that start with "Tu"), but the picture in the other link shows her sisters name "Turkish" was not...
I wonder what her name could be...
14. Fade - August 25, 2009 3:52 PM
HAX!!
http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com
15. Grape Ape - August 25, 2009 3:54 PM
Other Pussy should hook up with Shit Dick
ttp://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq248/eunos_roadster/misc/shit-dick.jpg
16. White667 - August 25, 2009 3:56 PM
Nice to know 41year olds are getting laid.
17. t3hShizzn1t - August 25, 2009 4:05 PM
lol Jeff tells it how it is: "Nice"
18. Coffee Addict - August 25, 2009 4:05 PM
Another BLONDE moment ... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
19. proteon - August 25, 2009 4:05 PM
Reads pretty um, whats the word. Daisy help me out.
20. Cup-O-Jesus - August 25, 2009 4:07 PM
@16
Well your dad likes charity work I guess
21. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 25, 2009 4:07 PM
Wow... sucks to be her.
22. [ R ] a u l - August 25, 2009 4:13 PM
it was a hacker: http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/the-story-of-tracy-turkish-brooks-her-other-pussy-and-her-hacked-facebook-account/
23. SmokingGirl - August 25, 2009 4:16 PM
Fake!
That is all.
24. shadwag - August 25, 2009 4:17 PM
@ 12. that is insane...pic 11 in your link. funny stuff. nsfw. nsfw.
25. dave - August 25, 2009 4:22 PM
i haen't laughed this hard in days, thanks be to 4chan.
26. hurrr - August 25, 2009 4:53 PM
More like how not to keep up with current events on the internet. The list I saw had over 9000 e-mails/passwords on it. So it's going to be pretty common. You should write a blog post about each one!
27. Bath Captain - August 25, 2009 5:12 PM
is she talking about her butt? I thought she was talking about her cat.
Your friends http://bathcaptain.com/
28. Daisy - August 25, 2009 5:24 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. you can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was in an rented room by the train tracks. Just as the police came into the building, to try to get him and his friend, princess leia blew up the building with a bazooka. This allowed Max to get on with his mission.
29. Rutty - August 25, 2009 5:27 PM
What is with people on this site? they go and call "idiot" on this woman before even looking at the previous comments to see it was a hack or fake or whatnot... sounds pretty moronic to me.
And what's worse is the other people letting us know it was a hack after it's been pointed out twice already.
though it turns out this woman is not a fail or idiot... the posters here sure are.
30. Milkman - August 25, 2009 5:59 PM
Chicks don't talk like that anyway, you could tell someone did it to her without reading anything.
31. Dishy Dishyington - August 25, 2009 6:00 PM
That woman is a fail or idiot... And I did some research and this a hack or fake or whatnot...
Oh, and FIRST!
32. DrThrasher - August 25, 2009 6:30 PM
It's already been outed as the work of 4chan.
THIS
33. SmokingGirl - August 25, 2009 6:33 PM
That is very true, Milkman; chicks are far more graphic and profane...
And I for one call my vagina "the meat tunnel of fear"; much more appropriate considering I devour my prey and use their souls to retain my youth.
But to each their own.
34. noodle - August 25, 2009 6:38 PM
i sent debbie kirkwood acton a message for tracy.
hide her name but not her friends?! haha!
35. botanist - August 25, 2009 6:40 PM
she's got the same birthday as obama
36. spleu3ge - August 25, 2009 6:58 PM
@33, forever?
37. GFS is to lazy to us his full name - August 25, 2009 7:03 PM
@33
"the meat tunnel of fear"
Funny. That's what I call my throat when I hit the buffet.
38. John - August 25, 2009 7:21 PM
If I had a vagina(I don't I think), I'd for sure go with The Fleshy Maw of the Old Gods. And since I'd be a hermaphrodite I'd have to name my penis as well so it didn't get jealous, but it would only get something simple like Roger(OH, OR REGINALD B. WORTHINGTON, that's classy).
39. fSN - August 25, 2009 7:59 PM
And THIS is why I hate Facebook, Thump.
40. Iluvzchickens - August 25, 2009 8:08 PM
Trolls trolling trolls in a sea of trolls
41. GFS is to lazy to us his full name - August 25, 2009 8:21 PM
@39
lurker. welcome back
42. Don - August 25, 2009 8:22 PM
To bad but... the account was hacked
http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/the-story-of-tracy-turkish-brooks-her-other-pussy-and-her-hacked-facebook-account/
(srry just saw it was allready posted ^_^) ;;
43. Fail Boat - August 25, 2009 8:40 PM
that was part of a 4chan lulz operation
you fail at blogging
44. bobjob - August 25, 2009 9:22 PM
The author of this should add a blurb about how they are a moron.
45. Ade - August 25, 2009 11:23 PM
Apparently, 4chan hacked into her Facebook and posted that message.
46. Dinosaur Rex - August 25, 2009 11:29 PM
@8 Do you mean NIGG ERTITS? haha noob
47. Dishy Dishyington - August 25, 2009 11:41 PM
#45 is a great robo-comment. Very thought provoking. Makes me want to buy shitty China-made sweatshop shoes.
48. Alison - August 26, 2009 12:08 AM
If this were true, the first comment made about the rendezvous would have been the oldest. But instead the oldest message written is the second comment she posted.
49. Shenron - August 26, 2009 5:49 AM
WOW what a surprise another person stupid on facebook!
Really don't care if its fake or not you know someone has done it!
50. SRD - August 26, 2009 5:57 AM
the old-fags Rock! F*ck you new-fags and your gay ass shit can choke on Furry raccoon ballz!
Hacking an accounts is easy cuz most ppl are retards when setting password.. whats your pets name...2 seconds later.. boom your in!
If your that dumb you deserve to get hacked.
51. WiildChyld - August 26, 2009 6:26 AM
Ok fb is not the place to mess up at because once something is posted u can't go back and delete it LOL I however think this wasnot a hackjobs doing she did that on her own & I hope the guys (both) leave her dumbfounded and alone RIGHT where she stands.
52. Jaded Icon - August 26, 2009 7:27 AM
@ 52
Look closer at the posted times.......and stop projecting your personal hatred of women, unless you ARE a woman and in that case.......how are you doing?
53. Pete - August 26, 2009 8:26 AM
It would be nice if you did your research before posting. Not like you are breaking news here. Take your time to get it right. Don't just conclude that your first assumption is correct and copy/paste a post from someone else.
54. KilgoreTrout XL - August 26, 2009 9:04 AM
Just wanted to point out that GW is pretty f*cking funny, kind of a lot of the time.
Hey, that's chick's already engaged! That dude liked the cave.
55. KilgoreTrout XL - August 26, 2009 9:10 AM
(Also, this is fake- it's some people from 4Chan targeting christians on facebook. You didn't hear that from me.)
56. anon - August 26, 2009 9:11 AM
EBAUMS DID IT!!!!!1111
57. Cranberry - August 26, 2009 9:50 AM
From another article on this image:
"It seems as though some of message-board site 4Chan.org’s elite has managed to acquire a list of Christian Facebook users and quite possibly their passwords too."
That just made my frickin day :D
58. Billy D Williams - August 26, 2009 11:59 AM
This was a hack job. Jesus dood, do you double check anything before you post about it?
http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/the-story-of-tracy-turkish-brooks-her-other-pussy-and-her-hacked-facebook-account/
Also worth noting ... this chick had mobious syndrome.
59. Wendy - August 26, 2009 1:02 PM
Doesnt everyone post that stuff in their facebooks? like all the time? no? only me? no way! hmmmmm *blush*
60. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 26, 2009 1:34 PM
fSN - =(
How've you been?
61. Fumus - August 26, 2009 3:16 PM
She's smiling how can she have mobius syndrome?
62. Oh Yeah! - August 26, 2009 3:44 PM
Fake or not, I'd do her.
63. spleu3ge - August 26, 2009 5:36 PM
dude all these "reputation defenders" that this lady and her family obviously hired to protect her reputation are relentless! you guys, this wasn't made up.
64. Geekogee - August 27, 2009 8:01 AM
Must See!!!
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65. ubflamed - August 27, 2009 1:29 PM
Osama Bin Laden has been in a cave for 8 years.
66. Bajs - August 28, 2009 10:06 AM
I just saw this womans facebook and she´s married....
67. Anonymous - August 28, 2009 8:31 PM
It was 4Chan. They hacked her Facebook.
68. manpron - August 31, 2009 1:17 AM
anyone notice that under her status it says Engaged?
69. Yeags - August 31, 2009 9:55 PM
Epic fail.
70. Cheeks - September 1, 2009 4:56 PM
"8. Hahahaha - August 25, 2009 3:46 PM
This is just a long time running list of hacks by an amazing website that I cannot divulge at the current moment. Just trust me when I say I have been there for a ton more hacks of facebook accounts, and their subsequent embarrassments."
Newfag
71. DKaine - September 2, 2009 11:13 PM
Heh - what a bunch of idiots. They comment on an article by bitching about how you don't check facts, without reading the comments to see the long string of people saying the same thing. They even link to the same damn article
72. toasty - September 6, 2009 3:05 PM
this is why facebook isn't for moms or mom aged people.