Aug 4 2009Goodbye Cruel World: Snuggies For Dogs
Snuggies for dogs. Or, "Why the Geekologie Writer had a staring match with an oncoming train and lost on purpose." $15 plus $8 shipping gets you a dog Snuggie, a recordable dog tag, and a complete loss of respect for your dog. Just pay additional shipping and you'll get two of each! Act now and I'll even knee you in the genitals -- FREE! And you will like it. YES SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? You may!
Thanks to David, who loves his dog too much to do this to it. Right, David? RIGHT?!
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Reader Comments
1. asher - August 4, 2009 11:26 AM
These ads are the death of poetry.
2. Cameron - August 4, 2009 11:27 AM
I swear to God, the dog at 1:45 is a ROBOT!
3. Ryan - August 4, 2009 11:32 AM
That...That's just not right...
4. catch22 - August 4, 2009 11:32 AM
anyone who buys one of these should be kicked in the face with a hockey skate
...and the dogs punted like bony little footballs
5. naas - August 4, 2009 11:32 AM
no fụcking Shumway would I put that smuggie on the dog
6. STOMPY - August 4, 2009 11:35 AM
KILL IT WITH ASBESTOS!!!!!
7. GizmoDuck - August 4, 2009 11:36 AM
only if Prince wears one
8. bendizle - August 4, 2009 11:36 AM
have we lost all humanity?!?!? those damn dirty apes...You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
9. ffffffffffff - August 4, 2009 11:42 AM
dumbets thing ever
now, make one for cats and we can talk
but dogs
no
10. shadwag - August 4, 2009 11:52 AM
i dunno, i think it's a pretty good gift idea for someone you hate.
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 4, 2009 11:55 AM
@10
If you really hate them, why would you buy them anything at all? Why not shit in a box and give it to them?
12. OJ's Mom - August 4, 2009 11:55 AM
My dog would tear that fụcking thing up in about 30 seconds. He does not tollerate stupid dog bullsh|t like that. Just give him a bone and a cat to kill and he is happy.
13. Timbo - August 4, 2009 11:55 AM
That's not a dog snuggy that's Goliath's.... i duno.... toe warmer?
Fail...nevermind...
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 4, 2009 12:00 PM
@12
Where have you been hiding?
15. SmokingGirl - August 4, 2009 12:02 PM
Beware the Cult of the Snuggie! Now it's moving on to animals. Beware! BEWARE!
16. STOMPY - August 4, 2009 12:07 PM
I got a snuggie for my junk. I made it using a whole pallet of snuggies sewn together...
17. Ryan - August 4, 2009 12:13 PM
@11
You buy them something terrible out of spite.
18. SiGee - August 4, 2009 12:41 PM
omfg....
The people who buy these also do shyt like this....
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/05/03/tis-the-season/
19. naas - August 4, 2009 12:45 PM
@18 hehehe, church people
20. Ptentacle - August 4, 2009 12:51 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. I dress my dog up in a three piece suit every day. I don't care if she's a girl. She'll wear and she'll like it, dammit! That's normal...right?
21. manaconda - August 4, 2009 12:53 PM
It's almost as good as..being covered in your own fur..hmmm
22. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 4, 2009 12:55 PM
Cult of retardation has new recruits...
23. OJ's Mom - August 4, 2009 1:04 PM
@14 - Whats up Gordon? Just been busy as hell.
24. G - August 4, 2009 1:07 PM
In a mild defense of (some) people who put stupid crap on dogs, we have a cocker spaniel who gets terribly cold--in Florida mild winters. He spends all his time huddling in blankets. I eventually made him some sweatshirts so he can spend more time playing instead of huddling. I'd never put anything on a dog just to dress him up, but this poor li'l guy just can't handle anything remotely resembling chilly.
So hey, maybe it's a valid thing for some dogs. Maybe. On the other hand, most people who dress up their dogs deserve a visit from Dog Protective Services. And most of the crap people PUT on their dogs is decorative, not practical, and ... ugh.
25. shadwag - August 4, 2009 1:19 PM
@ 11. if by "box" you mean reservoir tank of their toilet, i agree. that would trump a dog snuggie. i believe they call it an upper decker.
26. Dishy Dishyington - August 4, 2009 1:24 PM
Dog outfits:
http://puppyintraining.com/the-6-best-dog-costumes-on-the-internet/
27. Pat - August 4, 2009 1:40 PM
Isn't that why dogs have fur?
28. ch4p3l - August 4, 2009 1:43 PM
@ 18
That shit is HILARIOUS! I peed a little and shot milk out my nose! And then the government tasted them both
29. fetus_mcnuggets - August 4, 2009 2:32 PM
the gimp eye pooch looks like robert deniro
when he was at his PRIME
30. freeyourmind00 - August 4, 2009 2:48 PM
that dog straight doesn't give a sh|t if it's wearing a normal sweater, it's owner is making it look like the dog is putting up a fight... it's not.
31. moon unit - August 4, 2009 4:07 PM
Useless. Now, snuggies for hamsters would be awesome!
32. Paul? - August 4, 2009 4:35 PM
haha, the sound effects alone made this worth watching
33. A lawyer - August 4, 2009 4:59 PM
I thought it was a joke!
34. JadedEvan - August 4, 2009 6:23 PM
And to think, there are people in the world who can't afford to eat but and some people who have an extra $15 for dog sweaters. Maybe those Christian children funds should wrap those poor f**kers up in a snuggie - they'd be much more huggable.
35. JJtoob - August 4, 2009 10:32 PM
I love the 20 seconds of silence at the end. LIke the silence after a bad joke where the one telling the joke is like "get it?" and everyone else just give him a facepalm.
Also, if they think the dogs don't like the sweaters, don't make a video "torturing" the poor thing to make that point. I think he broke a leg there...
36. Jaded Icon - August 5, 2009 7:25 AM
REAL men would never buy this for their dogs, but then again REAL dogs would never wear this sh*t. Now those overgrown rats that everyone calls "dogs", they would wear this stuff. Which is why they should be made with flamable materials.
BURN THEM WITH FIRE!!!
37. Doggie Cultist - August 5, 2009 4:37 PM
I'm a dog and the Snuggie is the best thing in my world. All hail the mighty fabric! Obey.
38. MetroChumpy - August 5, 2009 5:49 PM
But what about my cat??
39. Pat Mann - August 6, 2009 12:21 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... lets all wear a blanket over fur coats.......
40. GeekoFan - August 6, 2009 3:49 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
41. NotTheStupidestest - August 9, 2009 10:05 PM
@9
I disagree. I think the dumbest thing ever is how you spelled dumbets.
42. Puppy Training - November 8, 2009 2:42 PM
I think it's a great idea. If they're good enough for humans, why not pets?