Aug 31 2009Setting A Good Example: Pole Dancing Doll
These pole dancing dolls are real products despite everything you know about life telling you they shouldn't be. I'll tell you one thing: no daughter of mine is playing with a damn stripper doll. I'm looking right at you, Barbie. Hussy! Product features:
- style
- interesting
- music
- flash
- up and down
- go round and round
Wow. That's, uh, really something. Really something wrong with the world. I mean, how the hell does something like this get approved for manufacture and sale? Japan. Right, I keep forgetting.
Pole Dancer Doll Doesn't Really Set the Perfect Role Model [gizmodo]
Thanks to Octopus Pie, far tastier than Squid Cake.
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Reader Comments
1. Mr. cow - August 31, 2009 1:31 PM
Moo
2. naas - August 31, 2009 1:32 PM
pedos & moles everywhere just came
3. Your God - August 31, 2009 1:38 PM
i'm speechless
4. naas - August 31, 2009 1:39 PM
Thats so retarded! Just like me!!!
5. naas - August 31, 2009 1:44 PM
WTF are those wooden pegs doing in her kneecaps? ...and where's Daisy to call fake when the 'pole dancer' logo on the bottom is printed flat instead of on the rounded edge of the base? It's not even level
6. media browski - August 31, 2009 1:50 PM
It's the Miley Cyrus "Daddy Issues" Toy Collection!*
*Long years of psychotherapy not included.
7. deadbodyman - August 31, 2009 1:54 PM
AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA! This just made my day a little bit better.
8. deadbodyman - August 31, 2009 1:54 PM
You can throw monopoly money at it!
9. Heather - August 31, 2009 2:01 PM
'Bout time we started teaching our girls something practical. Because not everyone gets to be an astronaut.
10. Timbo - August 31, 2009 2:02 PM
Japan.... freaks....
11. Moose Knuckle - August 31, 2009 2:08 PM
Sh*t like that just warms my cockles...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6MYxNzDjf8U/SZL2qjMJTnI/AAAAAAAAB4o/V3LmTDByy-A/s320/mommy.jpg
12. Mistress Ishbo (aka Aisha) - August 31, 2009 2:12 PM
she's my hero. i am trying to get a pole in my bedroom installed XD
13. STOMPY - August 31, 2009 2:19 PM
@naas
go back to my link in the previous post about "the accident", there is audio, it is 1st hand from someone on his cell watching, some redneck runs a red light, hits some old ladies, redneck-ily goes to yell at them and proceeds to get his arse pwnd like a brutefag or a firstard by the old ladies beating him up... pretty damn good....
14. STOMPY - August 31, 2009 2:20 PM
@all
how about I just repost the link, we do have that kind of technology ya know....
http://whatreallyhappens.ytmnd.com/
15. naas - August 31, 2009 2:24 PM
hehehe, he said 'windah' That was pretty damn good
16. Beddie Koney - August 31, 2009 2:25 PM
She was shakin'
Snappin' her fingers
She was movin' round and round
That girl was shakin'
17. STOMPY - August 31, 2009 2:28 PM
@naas
thats what we need to do to firstards! spray em with pepper spray and beat them with umbrellas and bibles!!!! Hell Ya!!!!!
18. naas - August 31, 2009 2:36 PM
@STOMPY you don't think gouging out their eyeballs & replacing them with sea urchins soaked in battery acid sends the same message? I'm guessing they were bad last week because they haven't been too noisy today
19. naas - August 31, 2009 2:36 PM
I miss GFS
20. GoSS Jerk - August 31, 2009 3:08 PM
His name was Gordon Shumway
21. GoSS Jerk - August 31, 2009 3:26 PM
i wonder if it's anatomically correct? i got a party cuming up and i'd like to invite a couple a dancers to play with the pole
22. Jaz - August 31, 2009 3:28 PM
Epic fail for humanity
23. Phoenix - August 31, 2009 3:32 PM
Why do you say Japan? I see no Japanese writing in the picture, Japan is not mentioned at all in the Gizmodo article, so why?
24. Shenron - August 31, 2009 4:01 PM
I Agree Phoenix,
its not from Japan... Japan has quirky fun sick things not meant for children but for child like adults with fetishes. the Lap pillows, Hello Kittie dildo ya know. all the random shit Az sees everyday http://www.gaijinsmash.net/
Geez, people were upset with Miley Cyrus when she did it! the only way this doll is going, is if it dances to music that prompts Islam then they will take it off the shelves faster then you can say "Striptease!"
25. Pat - August 31, 2009 4:24 PM
Just preparing those young girls for their future professions is all...
26. Johnny B - August 31, 2009 4:50 PM
COMING SOON to an Alabama Walmart....
POLE DANCER.......
the doll that teaches your in-bred 3 year old how to EARN her milk money on the playground
27. ciao - August 31, 2009 5:11 PM
"collect 15 of these toy's box tops and you'll get a free dancing pole, along with an 'outfit!"
28. Droocy - August 31, 2009 5:23 PM
I have got to know where these are sold asap.
29. Jaded Icon - August 31, 2009 5:53 PM
I will find the creator of this product and I will rape him with a broom handle.......not because I am a defender of kids, but because his dolls have no fashion sense. I mean COME ON! That's Dolly Parton's hair!
30. GFS doesn't care what you say FCUK YOU! - August 31, 2009 8:48 PM
I just got hard......too soon?
31. ken - August 31, 2009 9:36 PM
cool SUPRA suprano shoes
32. Free ipod - August 31, 2009 9:55 PM
wait the one i got for my daughter only strips no dance?
33. Geekogee - September 1, 2009 7:33 AM
Must See!!!
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34. CHRYZ - September 1, 2009 10:16 PM
@9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!
35. nike dunks - September 9, 2009 2:39 AM
LOL
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