Aug 18 2009God Bless Ameriiiiiiiica: Preamble Of The Constitution In Vanity License Plates
This is the Preamble to the Constitution on license plates (all 50 states and Washington DC). And in case you aren't hip to special needs L337 speak, here's how it reads:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
USA! USA! USA! Truthfully, this piece is actually OLD. It was created by Mike Wilkins in 1987 and is on display at the Smithsonian. Which I might have actually seen if I didn't always shoot straight towards the museum of natural history. BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE STREET VENDORS AROUND THERE HAVE THE BEST FALAFEL. I kid, I kid, I bang the dinosaur skeletons. Also, which ever one of you jerks keeps stealing my 'GK WRITR' license plates better stop before I give it to you. And I don't mean 'the business' either. Yes I do. BUT LIKE IN PRISON.
Preamble [ordinaryfinds]
Thanks to Matt, who tried to recreate the Gettysburg Address in license plates but stopped at 4 SCR. Valiant effort, Matt.
Reader Comments
1. catch22 - August 18, 2009 2:46 PM
NEAT... BUT TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS
2. catch22 - August 18, 2009 2:46 PM
NEAT... BUT TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS
3. deadbodyman - August 18, 2009 2:46 PM
Bleh. That's ok, I guess...need to work on the diction.
4. catch22 - August 18, 2009 2:47 PM
...howd i get a double?
gw your "too many subs in a short period of time" thingy is busted
5. Mr. cow - August 18, 2009 2:48 PM
Moo
6. Ollie Williams - August 18, 2009 2:54 PM
In other news, Britney Spears won't stop wearing bikinis.
7. Mr Turd - August 18, 2009 2:55 PM
Poo
8. jasonwrites - August 18, 2009 2:58 PM
Some of these loser-ass vanity plates belong on my site.
vanityplatelosers.wordpress.com
9. STOMPY - August 18, 2009 3:17 PM
NEAT.... BUT TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS
10. CountChoculitis - August 18, 2009 3:18 PM
The Smithsonian? Really?
How does this qualify exactly?
It's not even clever accidentally.
11. College student - August 18, 2009 3:22 PM
This is very, very, very,
OOOLLLDDD
old... old... old...
12. Pat - August 18, 2009 3:25 PM
I had a display the Smithsonian once. It was the 37-leaf clover that I found.
13. SiGee - August 18, 2009 3:25 PM
I LOVE AMERICA!
14. Ollie Williams - August 18, 2009 3:34 PM
@11
If you're trying to be funny or witty, you failed. If you're just a moron since the article noted the year it was made and that it was old, you fail even more.
15. Dishy Dishyington - August 18, 2009 3:37 PM
The Constitution? How 1999 of you.
16. Daisy - August 18, 2009 3:47 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max rescued a nun from rapists, and then watched while she buried them, and got mad when she wasted water blessing the bodies.
17. Dishy Dishyington - August 18, 2009 3:47 PM
We the douche bags of the comments, in order to waste time, promote bacon, provide for the futile defense against robots, and secure the blessings of pew pew for dino posterity, do hereby ordain and establish this rule: No Brutefags.
18. naas - August 18, 2009 3:48 PM
NEAT BUT
19. naas - August 18, 2009 3:49 PM
TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS
20. GoSS Jerk - August 18, 2009 3:50 PM
@ Daisy.... I actually watched Never Back Down last night, i had no idea what you were refering to untill now.... nice.....
21. Bernard Fleming - August 18, 2009 3:52 PM
http://www.zapatag.com/plates/DC/482
GW gets around huh
22. TheOverrated - August 18, 2009 4:00 PM
i miss the "if they were real posts" the animated characters made into real people, was cool
http://theoverrated.com/
23. naas - August 18, 2009 4:02 PM
I can't wait to see Never Back Down. I know it sucks, heard it a thousand times but I still can't wait to finally see what Daisy has been talking about all this time
24. PyschoScatologist - August 18, 2009 4:33 PM
I love the Georgia plate. I want it.
25. DrNecropolis - August 18, 2009 4:38 PM
too bad the DC plate wasn't one of the ones with "Taxation without representation". That would've been funnier
26. STOMPY - August 18, 2009 4:52 PM
Gordon no!!!!
His name was Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
His name was Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
His name was Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
Cmon people, join the chant....
27. naas - August 18, 2009 4:56 PM
I know man, crappy to hear
His name was Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
His name was Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
His name was Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
eye tee just füüüüüüücked him in the aye
His name was Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
His name was Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
His name was Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
28. Ollie Williams - August 18, 2009 4:58 PM
Don't tell him, but I'm buying him an iPhone for our Gay Humping Anniversary next week.
29. naas - August 18, 2009 5:13 PM
@Ollie if you haven't redecorated our party room from the last time we were there I say we hide the iphone inside the 'amsterdam street post'
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7222/image025tc0.jpg (nsfw I think)
30. kyle - August 18, 2009 5:30 PM
http://kyle143.mybrute.com
31. Ollie Williams - August 18, 2009 5:39 PM
@30
I hope you die via cheese grater.
32. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 18, 2009 6:15 PM
@naas
I'm pretty sure it is. There's a giant dick in the middle of the room. BTW that was made from a mold of my cock. How they got it so small I'll never know.
33. naas - August 18, 2009 6:46 PM
@GFS I am going to miss you during the daytime
34. lame - August 18, 2009 8:24 PM
Geekologie, having nothing to do with anything tech/geek related yet again! seriously, he is like scrambling for material
35. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 18, 2009 9:04 PM
me too
36. englishman - August 18, 2009 9:08 PM
TBH that sucks unless you know what it says you cant read it (and it still had trouble then) and i can read 1337
37. ciao - August 18, 2009 11:19 PM
yayeh, ahmareecuh!!!
38. Truk - August 18, 2009 11:59 PM
Some lame did "Othello" in plates a while back too.. prolly the same guy
@14- You really need to get off the GW's dlck...
btw, awesome party room.
39. chipdouglas - August 19, 2009 2:29 AM
Interesting, but could have done without the mocking "USA! USA! USA!" comment. That's like your street cred flare gun to let us know you're not one of those patriotic rubes. Very fashionable -- kudos on that.
40. Ollie Williams - August 19, 2009 10:20 AM
@38
Just the simple fact that you can't form a complete sentence makes your comment about me being on the GW's dick irrelevant. GTFO troll.
41. Ollie Williams - August 19, 2009 10:21 AM
And by the way, I like being on the GW's dick. It's warm and cozy.
42. Gayle Miller - August 19, 2009 10:21 AM
While someone appears to have had entirely too much time on their hands, this is a very fascinating piece of "performance art" you are showing us. Good job. Long may you wave your little flag!
43. geekogee - August 19, 2009 11:37 AM
Must See
http://alturl.com/obg7
44. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 19, 2009 1:54 PM
43 - you must've missed this the first time it was posted:
"We the douche bags of the comments, in order to waste time, promote bacon, provide for the futile defense against robots, and secure the blessings of pew pew for dino posterity, do hereby ordain and establish this rule: No Brutefags."
GTFO.
45. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 19, 2009 5:28 PM
@44
The word of the day is "legs". Spread the word.
46. iota1 - August 20, 2009 8:05 PM
Old as time itself! They did this back when Wisconsin had yellow plates too. I think it was like in 1981 or something.