Aug 20 2009For The (Clumsy) Ladies: Twilight Bandages

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cutters

Seeing that vampires suck blood these band aids seem sort of unnecessary

these are sold out?

whomever invents the twilight maxipad and tampon is gonna make a fortune

but remember who gave you the idea, i dont mind monetary compensation

yup, lonely cutters...

do they have the healing power of neil diamond?

rofl there is irony there somewhere!

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First of all twilight sucks!

Had to be said.

second they have better band-aids than that like bacon band-aids!

Those band aids make me sad...

great, now those emos can put a twillight http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg band aid on when they cut themselves to show their angst...

I was working on posting a long and scathing post about twilight when I realized I can put it more simply:

I hate twilight.

You know the funny thing? I've never read the book or seen the movies. Don't need to. I can derive the annoyance of the re-raping of age old ideas about vampires etc., for a new an naive audience. If you're going to do a vampire franchise, make it interesting. If you're going to create something about romance and vampires try looking back. I heard of this guy named Bram Stoker that seemed to solidify the ideas with more excitement and less dribble.

*Off my soap-box* Now....where did I put my Harry Potter books...

Do they sparkle in the sunlight just like all pansey-ass-wannabe-pussy vampires?

laaaaaame....and counterproductive for the true Tward trying to go all out Vamp

OMFG LAME

RoboduckZilla is better

http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/2009/08/rubberduckzilla-commercial-makes-sense/

all i can say is penis, i see the word twillight http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg and the first thing that comes to mind is penis, sooooo gay.....

This is great marketing. If you read the books, you know that the "heroine" is a totally uncoordinated and falls down a LOT.

Oops! Forgot. Thanks STOMPY
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I'm a chick and even i think its pretty GAY!

This is just another way to scam
stupid teenage girls into buying useless CRAP!

I'm buying MEAT Band-Aids!!!

too much glitter, getting nausea. Maybe pressing this button will help (NSFW and not pretty) http://www.christianityisevil.com/vampire_death_b.jpg

I need to write a book about a sensitive zombie who wants to eat your flesh...but loves you.... I'll make millions...millions

GW...

THIS TAKES IT TOO FAR !!!

Stop posting trash about twilight D:

@20

Now i would read for that!

@11 I thought Dracula 2000 took the vampire genre in a pretty interesting direction. Unlike Twilight which took it right down the toilet. Vamps are gay anyway. Werewolves are where it's at! Rawr!

Moo

yep, this is sad, but what's even sadder is my sister has these in her restroom cabinet. i hope the best for her. it's not looking good.

but what would be awesome, is if i didn't have to look at all these twilight posts *cough* geekologie writer pls stop */cough*

Uhh, on behalf of "ladies" - this is stupid. Twilosers are not just girls, and by no means are all girls into that idiot cult. My feminine ego has been wounded. Anyone got a Buffy bandaid?

@20

Why would I read that when I could just play Stubbs the Zombie? Even after death he came back for his woman.

Oh. I didn't know Tweens had breasts yet.
Well. That might make them cover up their slashed arms at least.

What the heck does this have to do with losing weight?
I am confused.
Act surprised.

give me some true blood band aids

GW.... PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT TWI-TARD.... please...we've been loyal, wev'e been good, we come to Geekologie to see awesome cool stuff not.. that.... so please stop....

I've eased up on my anti-Twilight stuff. I don't like sparkly vampires, but I'm not going to treat the whole vampire idea like it's some sacred cow that can't be changed around & re-invented into something different. Heck, the whole sparkly vampire thing is really just an offshoot of the whole emo vampire thing that's going on now. For instance, the vamps in the Sookie Stackhouse series (True Blood) appear to glow to the main character & walk around all emo about being ageless. I figure that if someone wants to take that step a little further & turn the vamps into disco balls then that's their perogative. I'm personally just angry that of all the people to strip down & show their sparkly chests in the movie, that it was Edward & not the hot female vampires. (Maybe we should make a petition for that or something?) The books are crap, but what can you do?

But yeah... I'll probably break down & buy some of these as a christmas present for my best friend's daughter. She loves Twilight. (Don't worry- we're schooling her on the better vampire books out there as well!)

First...I think a good portion of Twilight dialogue was lifted from Queen of the Damned. Second...when are they going to come out with Twilight Tampons?

@27

You do have a point...

I love that game but... I also love to read too.

Hmm... video games or books, which is better.

I have to side with you VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!

That's just... ugh. I'm so disappointed in my gender.

I think we just proved here that not all girls like that crap

this isn't a new idea! i have space jam bandaids.
it's the same thing every 15 years, a cool movie comes out, and all of a sudden everybody's making bandaids to make money...

I LOVE YOU GW!!! okay, okay, i'll send you those naughty pics now since you have been posting all these Twilight posts. hope u dont mind that i have Twilight Bandaids over the nips and a thong that says Bite Me on it in red. not a problem? sweet. webcam show at 9pm! <3333

I think I love you, Geekologie Writer! -snuggles-

Twilight is for GIRLS, not women. If I were to swoon over a vampire it would be an actual vampire, not a faerie. I've read Dracula, and refuse to read the Twilight Series.

haha thnx 4 picking my lead bro!!

Yeah plz no more twilame...

Plz!

HA HA HA. I know whats going on here. You guys might not realize it but GW gets LOTS of email responses from fans of Twilight. They are demanding more Twilight related posts.....they just won't post comments themselves. As a younger generation of quasi-vampires fans they are afraid of the backlash of the one.....the only.....STOMPY! And his colorful band of bangers, FAH-Q, GFS, naas, Timbo and Ollie. But let us not forget the moving comments of Mr. Cow.

No offense to STOMPY, but... I've been here a helluva lot longer than he has. I don't even know the name of his band. xP

@44

Ditto. My e-penis has been here a long, long time in a galaxy far, far away. I had several alias' prior to good old Ollie.

I think you meant "interested" not "interesting" in your caption there GW

u_u;; I think I'd demand more twilight related posts just to read the anti comments :] You know, being amused by the twi-hard bashing, it's a good thing.

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But I have to say, if they were vampire bites, I'd totally buy them and wear them just for the heck of it. Psh, yah, I had a paper cut. I HAD a paper cut. Now I have a vampire bite. The vampire had an extremely distorted jaw, BUT IT IS A VAMPIRE BITE. ... -coughworgenbitecough-

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OMG Bahahahaha I want summa those! LMAO...It doesn't really matter what your little review is on, the things you come up with are SO DAMN FUNNY! "Look down, do you have breasts? If so you are a woman or a man that could loose some weight..." How do you do it? I am in love with a geek. I have to meet you...virtually that is. You are so funny, I can add talking to you to my running 4 miles a day workout plan...LOL!

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review is on, the things you come up with are

Thank You I love It