Aug 6 2009Fisticups: Because I'm Not A Morning Person

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Sure we've already seen brass knuckle inspired coffee receptacles in the past, but, quite frankly, those ones didn't look as good (I did like the blood splatter though). Now the Fisticup from Fred (available mid-September for around $15) -- this is a coffee mug I can really sink my fingers into. But a warning: I will mug you in the face if you even think about asking me to do any work before lunch. You hear that, Steve? You hear that, Dan? Otherwise, two guys, one fisticup, I WILL MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

Fisticup [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Gino, who one punched a coworker with his coffee mug and spilled bourbon everywhere and that's how we all found out he drinks all day at work.

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I suppose for those times when your coffee makes you mad angry

SMUG MUG

wow, i could give a couple of those mugs to my co-workers... in their face... the boiling coffee would sweeten things up nicely....

HI IM NEW is there like a welcome committee or wut

drink my coffee in a fisticup, like a boss.

Wow, Just what I was looking for in order to make my EDS meetings more enjoyable... and a sweet cup of coffee to my PL in his lovely face :D

We're doomed yay!

lol "two guys one Fisticup"


ewwwww

wow, did I really get a comment in before Naas??

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

there is definitely a face in that coffee coming out.

@10 , i hate it when women like you try to fake being a man.... guess you were really unlucky with your gene pool (HUG)

@10 ouch... 12 just used the Fisticup all over your face...

@ coffee adict. if by woman you mean i have a 2 inch limp penis and a pair of balls the size of lego people's heads then your right. and if by coffee addict you mean you smell like my butt after a bad stomach ache then you are also correct.

I like it..i like it....

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where Max left the rules to fight club on the copier, and when his boss asked if they were his, he replied the boss should be very careful when confronthing someone who could possibly have left that on the copier.

Too bad it's not detachable. That would make it really useful during most of those damn meetings.

Awesome. I need one for each hand.

"Hey could you get that-"

RIGHT FISTICUFFED!

"Hey I had a question about the repor-"

LEFT FISTICUFFED!!

Ok someone pour me more coffee, my hands are full.

@10 ... Did I get on your nerves? Hormones... what an issue right... those mood changes and lego comparations... wow ... lego... couldnt you think of anything better?

@ 14 ... sorry to hear about your 1/2 inch limpnes and your lego heads.... i just dont have the heart to work on a comeback from that..although the only way i could smell like your but would be after rotting in a sceptic tank in tijuana a couple of weeks..

@19

Stop now. It's a troll. A long winded asshole of a troll. Please don't stir the shit because this idiot will go on about nothing for at least 20 comments.

@ coffee addict: some times when im in the shower i think about you naked and touch my butthole gently :D

Don...key...punch

i also love peach cobbler and the complete works of james joyce.

@ gordon, wanna hang out sexually sometime, or we can just start sexting each other in the comments section.
ill start: I put on my robe and wizard's hat...

@ 22... I totally agree with 21 you are a troll and seems you have nothing better than pretend to have an attitude and hoping to get something as good as me but... im sorry dude... trolls are not my type and since I can totally tell u have an hormone problem i recommend you go to the doctor and get stoned :D maybe that way you can think of someone you know in the shower not some random post in a web page.

useful for when you cant not give a dang before work

@ 28 ..... i totally should of read your warning (gouging out my eyes) i SOOO didnt want to see RDA's photo...

Could make 2girls1cup a WHOLE lot more interesting! (oh yes, I went there)

coffee is so sexy

in my opinion you guys are all real cool. we should start a coolologie.com where you guys can be so cool :D im serious, i gota 2/3 chub right now

no falcon punch jokes? Thats the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

yay stompy is here! wanna do hardcore internet makeoutz for fun?

off topic I know but does anyone know what actually happened to carrot top? I don't mean where is he/she, I mean what is all that ... about? HGH? Steroids? Estrogen? parents were madonna and michael jackson? It still messes with my head, even without the doll.

@ 35
he went to the gym since he got tired of getting his ass kicked for sucking.... and i agree with whichever comedian on whichever comedy central roast (doesnt matter) when the guy said he looks like wendy's and ronald mcdonald had a baby

is it just me, or does the coffee splash look eerily like Frank from Donnie Darko?

I'm thinking I need a lot of these.......mondays are rough.

There's a gun mug at Urban Outfitters. It's like shooting youself in the face with every sip.

dood that coffee splash looks like a face

anyone else see a face coming out of the coffee ?

@38 woah, I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't commented about it, but holy shnikes that does look like frank the bunny!!

also, I'd pay money to watch 2 guys 1 fisticup

also, I'm totally buying 2 of these

This crap clogs landfills for millennia.

@ 5, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It gives a whole new meaning to the term "Mugged"

I've seen this mug design before.

UK company Thabto designed the original Knuckle Duster MUG!

www.thabto.co.uk/mug

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