Aug 31 2009Fire Hazard: The Wrist Mounted Flamethrower
If you've been reading long enough, you may recall Everett Bradford's Pyro System from early last year. Well now Everett is back with the Pyro System 2.2. Basically, it's a bunch of 3rd degree burns waiting to happen. Ever seen a man melt his own face off before? I have, but only because I was tired of shaving. Suck it, electrolysis!
Thanks to Ethan, Jeff and Matty, who all have flamethrowers mounted on their bikes so you won't follow too close behind. Also, they just look cool.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - August 31, 2009 12:26 PM
That's pretty badass my friend
2. MeandIan - August 31, 2009 12:26 PM
Looks dangerous!
Oh no!!
3. Mr. cow - August 31, 2009 12:27 PM
Moo
4. naas - August 31, 2009 12:27 PM
...definitely going to be a problem with the interwebz pron though
5. deadbodyman - August 31, 2009 12:29 PM
Man. FK YOU FIREWALL BLEEEEH.
6. Davo - August 31, 2009 12:31 PM
That is pretty freakin cool.
7. That Bastard Tony - August 31, 2009 12:31 PM
Part of me thinks this look totally sweet, part of me thinks that somebody, somewhere will end up pulling a Harvey Dent on themselves. Just sayin'. This isn't for everyone people.
8. Ethan Peretz - August 31, 2009 12:39 PM
Actually, I don't have a flamethrower mounted on my bike, just a zippo and terrible gas.
9. JFreezy - August 31, 2009 12:39 PM
This guy is my freaking hero! Now all he needs is a cool costume and a cool crime-fighting name........................... Also, he should put a lighter on his other hand too. If some guys is running at him with a baseball bat, he's not going to have time to light his other hand first LOL!! Maybe in Pyro 3.0
10. STOMPY - August 31, 2009 12:41 PM
@naas
how did that hit you were hired for go last week? was it a long sniper shot? An explosion on their car? Or maybe some good old fashion piano wire... do tell
11. John - August 31, 2009 12:43 PM
More than him strapping a flamethrower to both his wrists, I question the fact that he used it IN DOORS. Hadokens belong outside.
12. Josh - August 31, 2009 12:44 PM
the 2.2 has been out for like a year
13. Moose Knuckle - August 31, 2009 12:44 PM
I'm sure Magneto will be calling him shortly, or mebbe Cornholio...
14. STOMPY - August 31, 2009 12:51 PM
this cheered up my day...
http://whatreallyhappens.ytmnd.com/
15. Alex - August 31, 2009 12:58 PM
This was a pretty cool video. I still heard him saying in the back of my mind "Magic Missile!" every time though.
16. Vero - August 31, 2009 12:59 PM
Now, THIS IS THE THING i want for my Liz Sherman Cosplay xD
17. G - August 31, 2009 1:00 PM
I suspect there's a reason his hair is that short.
18. naas - August 31, 2009 1:04 PM
@STOMPY someone had 'an accident', I don't know what you're talking about.
Nah man, it was a reverse disembowelment with an unsharpened no.2 pencil this time, very messy
19. Pat - August 31, 2009 1:05 PM
Smart guy, lighting those off in an enclosed garage.
Cool concept though, just wouldn't want to set them off where, you know, there's may flammable chemicals.
20. Pistol Pete - August 31, 2009 1:05 PM
I would use that at work every day. "Excuse me, could you help me find my"FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH "AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
21. GLiTCH - August 31, 2009 1:10 PM
omfg. wtb!!!
I definitely got a stiffy from this.
22. Silver - August 31, 2009 1:12 PM
He needs to start working on his web-slingers...
23. cute asian girl - August 31, 2009 1:16 PM
i'd totally have sex with you.
24. BathCaptain - August 31, 2009 1:16 PM
This was just on
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/
This guy is an idiot, we'll probably hear a story about him blowing himself up
25. Harold^Sick - August 31, 2009 1:16 PM
F*cking sick^rad^extreme * infinity +1.
26. Auntjemima - August 31, 2009 1:26 PM
Will you please take those to the Southern border and keep out illegal aliens with them? Thanks.
27. paul - August 31, 2009 1:40 PM
I wanna see the 2.2 go up against a can of mace or pepper spray and see who wins.
28. Matty - August 31, 2009 1:41 PM
... just because Boba Fett is doing it... kids these days..
29. Your God - August 31, 2009 1:46 PM
i want one....no more like i need one
30. glace neuf - August 31, 2009 2:33 PM
i use a cock-mounted flame thrower, ladies LOVE it...
31. Jaycob - August 31, 2009 2:42 PM
im totally making one
32. Eeroin - August 31, 2009 2:53 PM
That was soooooo my idea.........!!!!!!! >:( ima make my own version
33. GoSS Jerk - August 31, 2009 3:02 PM
@ Firewalls, firewall developers, programers, their wifes, kids, etc, etc, etc, and since they are back.... Bath Captain, and Brutefags... go F*CK yourselves. arseholes
34. crispy - August 31, 2009 3:05 PM
I had a class with this kid in college and have seen the original. The kid is no dope. He's really smart and has put a lot of thought into this thing. It's cool to see that he's up to 2.2 with 3.0 not to far away!
35. bendizle - August 31, 2009 3:07 PM
*glances around* fap..................................fap
36. Anthony - August 31, 2009 3:27 PM
@26: ROFL. They'd probably be like "wtf is that?!?!" except not in English.
In addition to all of the "holy shit he's doing that in an enclosed garage" comments, did anyone else notice that he appears to be right next to the vehicle that is supporting his camera? Don't most cars have a tank full of volatile gasoline? I see this guy as an upcoming receiver of a Darwin award.
37. Phoenix - August 31, 2009 3:35 PM
I smell a sequel to Kick-Ass, and it's not even in theaters yet.
38. Gerinych - August 31, 2009 4:03 PM
Great, that's one step closer to making an Iron Man.
39. Beastman AIDS - August 31, 2009 5:01 PM
@18 NAAS
a " reverse disembowelment "? Is that when you're already inside your foe and you cut your way out of their stomach?
Also, these flame throwers are the balls but with the amount of porn I watch I'm liable to scorch my old fella to a crisp.
40. Pistol Pete - August 31, 2009 5:11 PM
This would be a much safer technique if he could just fart out of his hands. Like I can.
41. Pistol Pete - August 31, 2009 5:16 PM
You just have to remember not to push too hard. I still can't get the stink out of my steering wheel.
42. Jaded Icon - August 31, 2009 5:46 PM
This guy vs. The Super Soaker! Battle to the death.
43. Annie - August 31, 2009 6:16 PM
Is anybody else thinking "Fire Bender"?
M. Night Sham-wow should use this in the new Air-Bender movie he's making. Might make it less lame than it probably already is =/
Which sucks, because Avatar rocks face.
44. Stan Winstone - August 31, 2009 8:57 PM
Cool thing is he's filming himself with an unmanned camera so when he blows up we'll get to see everything!
45. GFS doesn't care what you say FCUK YOU! - August 31, 2009 8:59 PM
This man is about to become my new best friend. "Cook them hot dogs, Jeb!"
46. Free ipod - August 31, 2009 9:54 PM
wait so are there for sale my son wants one?
47. Suicidal Roses - August 31, 2009 11:24 PM
OMFG!!! WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!
48. Geekogee - September 1, 2009 7:35 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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49. aölsie - September 1, 2009 7:48 AM
oh my goooooooooood that is so cool
50. posergunzone - September 1, 2009 3:30 PM
now all he to do is get with that guy who made the home made wolverine claws a couple of hot dogs and they can have an old time weenie roast
51. Jason - September 1, 2009 8:55 PM
This can only end well.
52. Kije - November 16, 2009 8:21 PM
TOTAL BADASSERY.
53. Skull025 - February 16, 2010 8:36 PM
HOLY SHIT!!! THE FLAME IS BLUE!!!
54. isaac griffiths - June 11, 2010 3:43 AM
your really cool for making this pyro system i just started making a copy of it but it is going to take a long time to complete it and maybe be i will find some new feature that you can add to yours by the way it bring a hole new gadget into the world of heroes and villlains thanks for this.
also need help with how to light or put together the lighter from the burner
Email me izacgriffiths3@yahoo.com.au to help me thank you pls i need i little help
55. kashif - September 24, 2010 12:06 PM
HOW DO I MAKE ONE BY MYSELF
WUD YA PLZ SUGGEST