Aug 25 2009Don't Smoke It!: Lighter Looks Like Cigarette
This $1.50 lighter from DealExtreme is in form factor of a regular sized cigarette and can set stuff on fire. Including, but limited to: cigarettes, spliffs, joints, hair, your sister's Barbies, cologne, fireworks and witches. I jest, there's no such thing as witches. Isn't that right, sorceress? Also, is it true what they say about a sorceress's nipples -- they can shoot flames?
Cigarette-shaped lighter blends in with its surroundings [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. deadbodyman - August 25, 2009 1:52 PM
Nice. This will go along with my Parliaments swimmingly.
2. Mr. cow - August 25, 2009 1:55 PM
Moo
3. Superevil - August 25, 2009 1:56 PM
Now I can have my cigs, lighter, and one-hitter all in one pack!
4. Timbo - August 25, 2009 1:56 PM
Cigarettes are gross...but this is a cool idea.
5. shadwag - August 25, 2009 2:00 PM
cucumber, boat, wire
6. Spector - August 25, 2009 2:01 PM
This has been around for years and years. No news here.
7. Freddy K - August 25, 2009 2:03 PM
Sorry. We here on Geekologie try to smoke EVERYTHING.
You know that glitter dong posted earlier? STOMPY said it tasted like ass.
twat vamp
8. deadbodyman - August 25, 2009 2:03 PM
Cigarettes save the lives of everyone around me sometimes. And they are delicious.
9. Pistol Pete - August 25, 2009 2:06 PM
LMAO @ "spliffs". Jesus Spicoli, you're late for math again.
10. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 25, 2009 2:21 PM
Dude, I'm never going to actually do my job again. I totally missed out yesterday afternoon.
11. STOMPY - August 25, 2009 2:31 PM
wow, i like the high quality skilled picture in the middle, how hard is it to get something the size of a cigarette in complete focus instead of just the end closest to the camera...
and yess Freddy K, I smoke vampire cack for breakfast...
12. Cup-O-Jesus - August 25, 2009 2:38 PM
Not to worry FAH-Q, the RectalDildoArmy is easily startled but they'll be back, and in greater numbers. Although they do ride side saddle. Sorry, in single file.
13. Cup-O-Jesus - August 25, 2009 2:47 PM
Vampire CACK? Is that the sound it makes when you get a piece of dildo glitter stuck on the back of your tongue?
(dildo glitter...tee hee.)
It's like that scene in Never Back Down when Max has a Nicolas Cage strapped to his head and he says "KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD-DAMMNED HONEY! NOT THE BEES! AAAAHHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
14. SmokingGirl - August 25, 2009 2:52 PM
If they have a Misty 120 lighter version, I'd totally be there. Or rather, I'd be all up in it.
Just like Thumper and I were supposed to be all up in it in Hamburger Helper yesterday. But you, Thumper, totally bailed for something ridiculous like work. We could have rub boobies! But no, you wanted to be a sparkley dildo...so yea, take that!
15. GoSS JerkS - August 25, 2009 2:54 PM
@ 10 Ditto. cant believe i missed that bashing.
16. Sjølle - August 25, 2009 2:55 PM
This been around in Denmark for... about 10 years at least
17. Pat - August 25, 2009 3:17 PM
Mmm...flame nipples.
18. Beer Baron - August 25, 2009 3:42 PM
Old news. Bought this years ago on the street in new york from one of those lovable africans who sells everything. If you get one, you should also carry a bottle of butane with you. The gas chamber is pretty small and lasts only a few times.
19. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 25, 2009 4:05 PM
I don't WANT to be a sparkly phalus, I was born that way...
20. Welch - August 25, 2009 4:07 PM
They sell these in the west village in NYC. They've been around for YEARS.
21. Goblin - August 25, 2009 4:24 PM
so old..i got one of these bout 7 years ago?
22. whacko - August 25, 2009 4:27 PM
Wow once again Geekologie Writer brings us the latest in 1988 technology.
23. Cap'n Jack - August 25, 2009 4:35 PM
I was in Manhattan and I saw these in some tourist store. Nothing new.
24. Daisy - August 25, 2009 5:44 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was called in to search for a missing little kid. Later, Max killed a kid raper, and found the kid with Batman's engineering director.
25. Matt - August 25, 2009 6:22 PM
right on, nothing new though. im 22 and i've had the exact same smoke-lighter since i was 16. it worked great though... so cheap i might buy another
26. Iris - August 25, 2009 6:34 PM
I don't smoke, but this is freakishly cool!
27. ciao - August 25, 2009 7:28 PM
that's cute, and at a good price. Hrm, I wonder if one day they'll make something cute, (for example a teddy) that breaths fire.
28. SRD - August 26, 2009 6:01 AM
I saw one of these at the fair i guess i didn't look close enough at it i thought it was for smoken a roach, but thats cool to i guess
29. Jaded Icon - August 26, 2009 7:13 AM
@ 28
I hate you so much that if I had three wishes one of them would be to give you AIDS.
BTW: The others would be money (exactly $4.89) and to get it on with The Baroness.
30. Gongboy - August 26, 2009 10:18 AM
Yeah.... my older sister was in Morocco like 10 years ago and got me a couple of these things. I was like "My sister went to Morocco and all I got were these 2 SWEET FRIGGIN LIGHTERS!" Anyways, this is not new, GW. Get it together.
31. nose hair clipper - August 26, 2009 11:36 AM
Wow this is cool I am going to order one.
32. Stephanie - August 27, 2009 6:20 AM
Ah I had one of these in high school in about year 10, (2001?) my brother gave it to me but they run out of gas so quickly.
Good reminising, but such an old product.
33. Geekogee - August 27, 2009 7:56 AM
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34. jeremy - December 29, 2009 3:21 PM
I've tried just about every method there is out there and there is only one I can recommend - NLP! It eliminates the cravings.
Gum patches and all the other just did not cut it for me, not to mention cold turkey which was the hardest, I even tried the electric cig and it is just no match to the real thing.
Check out this article: http://quit-smoking-today.bestof-the-net.com/
it’s the one that got me off the cigs and smoke free for GOOD even without gaining weight! :)
Good luck kicking the habit!
J.
35. electronic gadgets - June 23, 2010 10:58 PM
very usefull gadgets for the people who smoking.
36. China gadgets - June 23, 2010 11:02 PM
it is very interesting gadgets. it is a good gift for the smoking people.
http://www.chinabuye.com/