Aug 21 2009Does The Dissolving Bikini Really Work?
This is a teaser trailer for a video demonstrating whether or not the dissolving bikini I posted earlier actually works. SPOILER ALERT: It does. Except it's way freaking lame and the whole bikini doesn't actually dissolve, just a couple small bands holding it on. Go HERE to see the full video, which is advertised as SFW but I'm pretty sure I saw a nipple at 0:31. Yep, there it is. Also, there's a NSFW version HERE which has a lot more nipples. Which, I think we can all agree, are what Fridays are all about...
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...to the nudey bar! You're driving.
Video: Clint test de oplosbare bikini [clint]
Thanks to Jef, who makes bikinis disappear the old fashioned way: with x-ray vision.
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Reader Comments
1. Mr. cow - August 21, 2009 12:31 PM
Moo
2. naas - August 21, 2009 12:31 PM
I can't wait to see how this ends...
3. naas - August 21, 2009 12:36 PM
So dissolvable means women taking off their bikini's after being in the water for 2 minutes, fair enough
4. pwall - August 21, 2009 12:38 PM
l won't buy this until I see a trailer that shows full-on butthole. Also the guy who commented right below me is a rapist .
5. 24-bit whore - August 21, 2009 12:38 PM
HEY I"M ON THAT CHANN.......oh wait, that's a L and an I....not a U.
6. naas - August 21, 2009 12:39 PM
@4 hahaha, so true
7. Sidewalk Kid - August 21, 2009 12:43 PM
Chicks already have problems with bathing suits coming off.
I know i do.
But this is just lame...
Sorry but had to be said.
8. drew - August 21, 2009 12:46 PM
it's even now: banana hammoks break, and bikinis dissolve
9. Fade - August 21, 2009 12:53 PM
Talk about a teaser :(
http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com/
10. Dishy Dishyington - August 21, 2009 12:55 PM
How 'bout a dissolving mankini?
http://www.addictionary.org/upload/definitions/mankini_1.jpg
(I'm the one on the right.)
11. Timbo - August 21, 2009 12:57 PM
Wow, that video actually works... to bad it's nsfw... and I'm at work
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 21, 2009 12:58 PM
Lame porno theme coming up!
13. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 21, 2009 1:05 PM
College co-eds go to the beach for a weekend of in the sun! All goes well and very PG until their bikinis start to dissolve, waking their sexuality in suprising new ways! Babes in Dissolving Bikini Adventures!
14. sLIPPYsAUCER - August 21, 2009 1:09 PM
Hilarity ensues
15. shadwag - August 21, 2009 1:10 PM
can't see the vids from work. i like the surf rock in the trailer tho. makes me want to down a litre of vodka, steal an 80's cadillac and drive it thru some front lawns....on my way to work this coming monday.
16. STOMPY - August 21, 2009 1:12 PM
Too bad evony on the right of this screen doesn't have dissolvable dress.... All that glistening sweat she looks like a twilight vamp... oh yea
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg
17. shadwag - August 21, 2009 1:16 PM
@16. old. you (or someone) already put up that link. it was hilarious the first time. diminishing returns tho.
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 21, 2009 1:21 PM
17 - Dumb. Stop clicking it then.
19. shadwag - August 21, 2009 1:26 PM
ok i'll just go sit in the corner
20. Timbo - August 21, 2009 1:31 PM
bad shadwag! bad!
21. Ollie Williams - August 21, 2009 1:36 PM
Heh. Boobs.
22. i'm that dude - August 21, 2009 1:36 PM
This is totally lame... if you're gay. I'm not though, so,... sweet!
23. STOMPY - August 21, 2009 1:36 PM
@shadwag
I'd go off on you about how anytime some utters that horrilbe word (twilight) http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg, they must post the link... but than again... I can't stay mad because I watched your facked up badger badger mushroom video on your link and it melted my heart....
24. g - August 21, 2009 1:37 PM
hilarity, shall I get you one of these for your birthday?
25. Jiakasuma - August 21, 2009 1:45 PM
I'll have to watch this later since I'm in school!
26. wes - August 21, 2009 2:03 PM
Mmmmm boobies!
27. a dog - August 21, 2009 2:10 PM
lame. well not lame, but where the heck is the puss action. I wanted to see some lips or bush.
28. GoSS Jerk - August 21, 2009 2:17 PM
firewall sucks, brutfags suck bigtime.
29. 137 - August 21, 2009 2:28 PM
ik had geen idee het was nederlands, maar wel dat is cool. i want one too.
30. martygras9 - August 21, 2009 3:34 PM
All the respect in the world to the man who posts a youtube video of him ACTUALLY tricking women into wearing these.
31. John - August 21, 2009 4:38 PM
Thanks GW!! That was great!
32. Jaded Icon - August 21, 2009 5:22 PM
The full video is worth watching. Still, it is not a completely dissolving bikini, only the clasps. Sorry it only gets a 9.99998 out of 10. (it still showed boobs and butts)
33. RK - August 21, 2009 7:06 PM
a completely dissolving bikini would be better.
34. Pink Frost - August 21, 2009 7:10 PM
Is this not the plot to the excellent 80's Skinemax flick The Malibu Bikini Shop?
35. DeeplyTroubled - August 21, 2009 7:16 PM
I like these. I'm on my way to Spencer's right now to buy a pair - along with some peanut brittle in a can, a black light poster, and a pair of fundies.
36. Daisy - August 21, 2009 8:37 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja started a business selling their bikini designs on the boardwalk. To cut costs they sewed them with suture material the local hospital was throwing out, and unfortunately they were dissolving sutures, and the bikinis fell apart when they got wet.
37. The Pope - August 21, 2009 9:05 PM
Did you ever see the old 80's "Up All Night" type movie, "Malibu Bikini Shop"? They made bikinis with surgical stitches that dissolved in the water. So basically it's an old idea.
38. Wat - August 22, 2009 11:54 PM
For some reason I got a boner from the nsfw one....lul?
39. geekogie - August 23, 2009 6:39 AM
Must See!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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40. sparklespye - August 24, 2009 11:38 AM
Totally fake u can see in the end the bottom part has little silver hooks that keep the bikini together.
41. SoMoney - September 1, 2009 1:41 AM
Better yet, make your own http://www.pranklabs.com/pranks/diy-dissolving-bikini