Aug 24 2009Do Want: This Human Ingredients T-Shirt
This is $20 t-shirt listing the ingredients of human bodies in percentage order from largest to smallest. Did you know we're 0.25% sulfur? Because maybe that's why you smell so bad. Or maybe it's just your upper lip! BUUUUUUUURN. Your momma wears army boots and dresses you funny!
Thanks to Towhee Monster, who is actually 100% awesome.
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Reader Comments
1. Que - August 24, 2009 11:30 AM
Que gross.
2. GoSS Jerk - August 24, 2009 11:32 AM
Que desperdicio de dinero. no me gusta.
3. Fade - August 24, 2009 11:33 AM
Do WANT.
http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com
4. ಠ_ಠ - August 24, 2009 11:34 AM
ಠ_ಠ
5. Coffee Addict - August 24, 2009 11:34 AM
On a Monday ????? We need more than this to wake up... commo'n I'm about to start working ... please a better post!
6. GoSS Jerk - August 24, 2009 11:36 AM
@ Myself
That spanish post was lame. go to the corner, face the wall and feel sorry for yourself.
7. Coffee Addict - August 24, 2009 11:40 AM
@6Bad boy ...bad boy
8. shadwag - August 24, 2009 11:41 AM
i dunno what this shirt is talking about, my body is usually 3-5% miller high life by sunday morning.
9. Mr. cow - August 24, 2009 11:42 AM
Moo
10. GoSS Jerk - August 24, 2009 11:43 AM
@ 7
I only take crap from myself so lay off it or I’ll cut your caffeine Drip
11. The Magician - August 24, 2009 11:43 AM
When will these brutefags disappear?
On a side note I want to increase my Radium level. How many Rads does it take to grow a blown off limb back?
12. Coffee Addict - August 24, 2009 11:44 AM
@10 ¬¬
13. GoSS Jerk - August 24, 2009 11:46 AM
@ 12
Bring it on, I have the scissors ready.
14. Timbo - August 24, 2009 11:48 AM
Nickel? Magnesuim? Chromium? Mercury? Silver?
I think we're being injected with metal by the robots so we'll slowly evolve 1% at a time...
15. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 24, 2009 11:52 AM
Hrm, we're part Arsenic? That can't be a good sign.
16. ch4p3l - August 24, 2009 11:53 AM
The girls shirts should say "Silicon 0.002% (up to 5%)
17. The Magician - August 24, 2009 11:54 AM
@16 I was just thinking that.
18. G - August 24, 2009 12:02 PM
What about nutrition information?
19. Cup-O-Jesus - August 24, 2009 12:03 PM
Where's the guar gum and high-fructose corn syrup?
@Mr. Cow: It was funny mmmaaybe twice...
20. Timbo - August 24, 2009 12:05 PM
I tihnk I have at least 1% caffiene in me at all times...
@ Mr Cow I agree not funny, you're no daisy
21. White667 - August 24, 2009 12:07 PM
Where's the caffeine level?
22. Garbagedick - August 24, 2009 12:09 PM
This would be better if it was on the back of the shirt
23. Dishy Dishyington - August 24, 2009 12:11 PM
I'm about 10% adamantium myself.
24. Daisy - August 24, 2009 12:41 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went to see Medusa Johnson, and knocked over the flowers after she told him he would. She then said, "Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything? "
25. blanca - August 24, 2009 12:48 PM
it doesn't sound very tasty... but i'd eat you... :)
26. Pat - August 24, 2009 1:10 PM
No high-fructose corn syrup here.
27. Gerinych - August 24, 2009 1:43 PM
This reminds me of Fullmetal Alchemist.
28. imright - August 24, 2009 2:12 PM
@23 More like 100% homosexual
29. Graf Zeppelin - August 24, 2009 2:22 PM
but... what about cholesterol?
30. xxxboxxxgurl - August 24, 2009 2:40 PM
cool shirt!!!!!! makes me think of that Breaking Bad episode
31. 100% Sexy - August 24, 2009 4:39 PM
they totally ripped that off Fullmetal Alchemist. btw good job i havent heard that upper lip joke since the 4th grade!
32. Jaded Icon - August 24, 2009 6:35 PM
@ 20
Timbo. I'm pretty sure yours would also say 1.5% syphilis. lol
33. kaelie - August 24, 2009 8:06 PM
mine would need alcohol and cannibis levels as well as caffiene :) but dnt forget the love, im also 10 % love :)
34. Teunome - August 24, 2009 9:13 PM
Wait a minute! if we are 70% water, and water is H2O then we can't be "65% Oxygen ... 10% Hydrogen", something is wrong...
35. fueruz - August 25, 2009 1:11 AM
Pshh percentage by mass is lame. I want percent by number.
ALSO GOD DAMMIT SILICONE IS NOT SILICON DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT.
It has silicon IN it, but it's got C,H,O and other shit that would effectively balance that percentage out in this case.
36. Geekogee - August 25, 2009 7:40 AM
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37. hitler - August 25, 2009 8:04 AM
theres gold in people lets melt sum people down and make people gold
38. kakapunkcool - August 25, 2009 11:39 AM
Nice,know i know why some jerks are the way they are.Too much Mercury in the brian,it causes holes in the brain.
39. Calculatorfag - August 25, 2009 12:25 PM
This doesn't add up to 100% which bothers me...
40. E V Ryman - August 25, 2009 12:44 PM
What about WATER?
41. Bobby - August 25, 2009 2:38 PM
I'm always more interested in the ingredients list than what's actually inside the product
42. Nirojan - August 25, 2009 3:28 PM
People will stare at your chest AAAALLL DAY! Even if your a guy!
43. Niro - August 25, 2009 3:30 PM
Double post, but, WTF? WE HAVE GOLD IN US? IMA SELL MY BODY! But why don't people sell their body to science after they die and give the money to their family? Instead of a 5k funeral, that sounds ALOT better RIGHT?
44. ash - August 28, 2009 3:27 AM
full metal alchemist? :)
45. Free ipod - August 29, 2009 6:20 PM
wait does the shirt come with the ingredients or no?
46. undrgrndgirl - August 29, 2009 11:28 PM
@ch4p3l - sorry, not all girls contain silicon...i don't.
47. Chris Ronk - September 5, 2009 11:51 AM
what about snakes and snails and puppy dog tails? I don't see them.