Aug 6 2009Death Star Costume, Or, Why I'm Cool Not Drinking Or Talking To Women On Halloween
Wow. That's uh, that's really something. Mind if I punch you in the fa...POW! Haha, I guess not. Uh-oh, here comes another proton torpedo! pew pew! Listen: I'm sorry buddy, but the Dark Side makes me violent. You were gonna kill all those teddy bears!
Death Star Costume Doesn't Take Into Account The Use of Arms [gizmodo]
Thanks to Julian, who's dressing up as Geekologie for Halloween and is gonna get mad laid.
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Reader Comments
1. Goss Jerk - August 6, 2009 1:31 PM
first
2. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2009 1:32 PM
That's no moon...
3. Goss Jerk - August 6, 2009 1:33 PM
Sorry about that first thing.... after a couple of months of reading FIRST and dreaming of being there it just seems so lame now, NOT ................................................. FIRST SUKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. yay - August 6, 2009 1:36 PM
FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!
5. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 1:36 PM
save a vagina, masturbate
6. yay - August 6, 2009 1:36 PM
FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!
7. Timbo - August 6, 2009 1:36 PM
That's no deathstar that's goliaths grill...
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/geekologie_reader_makes_death.php
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 6, 2009 1:38 PM
Imagine the luck... you got to see SW on Ice, and the Deathstar beaks loose and lands on your head...
9. Calabasa209 - August 6, 2009 1:40 PM
he needs to be shot in his thermal exhaust port
10. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 6, 2009 1:40 PM
*breaks
11. Goss Jerk - August 6, 2009 1:46 PM
If the costume comes with a connectable piss tube that will squirt out of the Death Starts primary weapon... I want one....
12. catch22 - August 6, 2009 1:47 PM
didnt you already post this?
...he's not cooler than the guy with a box that reads "gundam" though
13. JiggyJules - August 6, 2009 1:48 PM
YEa... I couldn't handle not drinking on Halloween. I would have holes in that death star before the night is over. What if some chick was digging that...she would have a hard time getting to him..psh
14. darth matter - August 6, 2009 2:00 PM
caution with stairs
15. robertloblaugh - August 6, 2009 2:01 PM
If free* deathstar
birth control products
worked for
him, it has to
work for you!
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16. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 2:08 PM
shut up everyone, just shush up for one second
17. Hamburglar007 - August 6, 2009 2:13 PM
I guess we now know what the artist from yesterday used as a model to tattoo the death star.
18. robertloblaugh - August 6, 2009 2:16 PM
nice callback 17
19. Ollie Williams - August 6, 2009 2:17 PM
Yep. Looks exactly like how I pictured him.
20. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 6, 2009 2:17 PM
WORDS! I'M TYPING WORDS! WORDS WORDS WORDS! LOTS OF WORDS! SO MANY WORDS!
21. Iris - August 6, 2009 2:28 PM
Gw, I don't think you need somebody elses help to get laid. Someone as cute and entertaining as you makes us girls go crazy! ;)
22. STOMPY - August 6, 2009 2:29 PM
DE DETCTOR IT NO GOIN AND YOU TELL ME DO THINGS IM DONE RUNNIN.....
http://media.threadless.com/profiles/160x120/476124.jpg
23. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 6, 2009 2:33 PM
@STOMPY
http://www.publix.com/managed_images/sif164119.jpg
24. jimbo - August 6, 2009 2:40 PM
that looks like a wasp nest
25. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2009 2:54 PM
All the words. WORDS! Look at all of these words! From Gordon to Thumper, to the oldies and the newbs; all words!
WORDS!
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 6, 2009 3:00 PM
LKWNDsgvptoi ghWE WR FAtatI 4O12005G bafalBJ
^^
NOT WORDS!
27. STOMPY - August 6, 2009 3:06 PM
I went with to the through and brought the something along with the thing I saw three and than it put lotion on its skin and saw that it had the through under the stuff that was there along the time where we find what was going to happen....
28. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 3:27 PM
SHUT UP GUYS! seriously you guys are are bunch of poop noodles
29. Pew³ - August 6, 2009 3:42 PM
my god did that smell good.
30. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2009 3:47 PM
Poop noodles = WORDS!
31. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 6, 2009 3:50 PM
you guys poop seriously = WORDS!
32. RoboticDeathArmy - August 6, 2009 4:41 PM
poop noodles are strings of poop pushed from urethra after unprotected buttsex with a extra poopy butt
33. robertloblaugh - August 6, 2009 5:18 PM
RedDangerAnus: wow. I had no idea I could have such an effect on the level of your diatribe. Now it is I sir/madame that is flattered. You honor me.
Thanks FullJellyJacket, sorry RectalPew-bert
(psst. all he does now is say "poop". so after reading this will he start with the big long words again to prove I can't direct him or stick to short name calling, which I fooled him into doing?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbFKS2_fqM
34. i<3samus - August 6, 2009 5:33 PM
interesting..............................................
35. john wayne was a nazi - August 6, 2009 6:02 PM
is that Timothy McVeigh?
36. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2009 6:07 PM
If you have shit in your urethra, even after hardcore anal, you are to never be allowed near someones asshole again.
As the man, it is technically YOUR responsiblity to clean out your partners various cavities before engaging in any type of intercourse.
People are just losing any sense of proper discourse every damn day that goes by. Makes me want one of those cookie monster cupcakes, I swear to god.
37. Sal - August 6, 2009 6:25 PM
I hate assholes that wear costumes like this. They end up bumping into everything and everybody.
38. Jaded Icon - August 6, 2009 7:26 PM
@ 36
I disagree SmokingGirl. It is up to the guy to wash his dick and balls, but it is up to the woman to clean out any orifice he may penetrate......and to not get mad if he suggests a threesome with her sister.
39. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2009 7:32 PM
You may disagree with me, Jaded, but that is why I used the word "technically". Technically, it is the job of the man to wash out his partner; but alas, in this day and age, so many things have been lost.
And frankly, judging by how some of the "men" talk about sex on here, the majority of you would be selfish lays. *sigh* I'm going to go make coffee.
40. Posty McSnarkleton - August 6, 2009 8:09 PM
Is it me, or does he look like Timothy McVeigh...in a death star costume?
41. Bartleby - August 6, 2009 8:34 PM
@39. Explain to me why it is "technically" the job of the man to wash out his partners ass....
42. todders - August 6, 2009 10:01 PM
But how can that dude reach his "operational center"?
If you want to see a hilarious short video with a BIGGER TWIST than "Sixth Sense", then you should check out "Hide the Salami":
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/172
43. fetus_mcnuggets - August 6, 2009 10:38 PM
Wearing a bra, especially a constricting one with underwires, and especially to bed, prevents normal lymphatic flow and would likely lead to anoxia (lower than normal oxygen content), which has been related to fibrosis, which has been linked to increased cancer risk.
thats why i dont wear one ... ever
also i hear butt sex sucks pour women good for the dino ???
i wouldnt know cuz i havent ventured down that trail
or any trail at that ... :S
44. SmokingGirl - August 7, 2009 8:00 AM
Fetus, a bra will only cut off your circulation if it's too tight. Just it's mere presence on your body doesn't do diddly...which is why women must pay attention to the bra that they're wearing and not just "hope and pray" it fits since it's supposedly close their usual size.
And cleaning out of your partners cavities has been the practice of the man for centuries. It is discussed in the Karma Sutra; it is also discussed in letters of sexual thoughts and practices from various philosophers from Babylon, Sumeria, and Egypt. Some have even reviewed the text of the Song of Solomon where there are a few verses describing Solomon "cleaning and preparing" his bride for a delightful nite of carnality. Also, in the Hindu religion, the goddess Kali watches over men and how they handle women. If a man does not preform his duties properly (and heaven forbid he denies her an orgasm), then Kali in her wrath would take the mans testicles and make him impotent.
More recent writings have been from the Victorian era and the 1930s in Berlin (both times known for their sexual debauchery, although it was far more open in the 30s).
Sexual practices, discussions, and sex itself is a fascinating study. There is also an amazing book called "Sex, Time, and Power: How Female Sexuality Caused Our Evolution". While it is an evolutionary biology book, sex and what it means is discussed in length in it. I highly recommend it. :)
45. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 7, 2009 8:27 AM
^
Lot of words
46. deverius - August 7, 2009 10:55 AM
hey its drunken pacman!
47. GuB - August 7, 2009 12:40 PM
"Mais si on danse ?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaston_(comics)#Costumes
48. SmokingGirl - August 7, 2009 2:23 PM
I know you love me, Gordon.
^
Words!
49. kate - August 8, 2009 10:39 PM
AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!THE ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!!!
50. manaconda - August 9, 2009 3:19 AM
Well, look at you..
51. Leia - August 9, 2009 9:48 PM
@13
RE: "What if some chick was digging that..."
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! For serious?
52. GeekoFan - August 11, 2009 4:45 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
53. zoid - August 27, 2009 2:17 AM
Not Halloween, comic con 2002,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc6O7fe9d-E
It was destroyed at a Halloween party 2 years later, lent to a friend who got naked in it...so,i didnt want it back.
best line so far: "Looks like hes looking for love in Alderaan places"
as for the laundry day clothing /facepalm.... (an art student getting paint on my clothes all the time),,,,so this had to be the 1 pic that lived on, lol
had planned on shooting green silly string last minute but comic con is such a traffic jam i decided not too
couldnt figure a way to make little x-wings hang all over in time without them being too delicate, so that idea got axed.
probably took about 15 hours of work over 1 week... $50-$60 in supplies.